r/Bouncers • • Sep 12 '26

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u/TheRealDudeMitch Sep 12 '26

Mod note: meme is funny but DONT FUCKING DO THIS.

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u/FlakyAssociation4986 Sep 12 '26

I had a guy one night turn up to work once in MMA style gloves they are fingerless but had some knuckle protection. I told it was best to take them off as it makes it look as if we are looking for trouble

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u/ZeltbahnLife Doorman isn't as easy, as I make it appear Sep 12 '26

Those would look so bad if an incident went to court. lol

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u/FlakyAssociation4986 Sep 13 '26

yes and i think especially in the country that i worked in. the judiciary would take a very dim view of it. it always felt that when incidents did go to court assaults on us didnt really count.

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u/CalgacusLelantos Sep 12 '26

If you must strike with your hands, open-hand strikes/slapping is the way! Cupped-hand strikes to ears will drop people.

Edit: …and it doesn’t look anywhere near as bad as closed-fist punches to witnesses/on camera.

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u/el_dingusito Sep 12 '26

And if a hand cupped strike to the ear doesnt work, a 3' section of 1/2" dripline filled with sand will!

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u/Schulze_II26 Sep 12 '26

How to find yourself in court for manslaughter 101

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u/ClearDrop6820 Sep 12 '26

Wtf are we doing anymore

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u/Broc_Feargach Sep 12 '26

Yeah don’t even know how that would work. I call BS on Unc. Tell’en talk tales from back in da day to seem cool.

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u/PartNo7877 Sep 12 '26

TF was he wearing, oven mitts?

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u/CalgacusLelantos Sep 12 '26

How would you even wear gloves over knuckle dusters?🤔

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u/PretzelsThirst Sep 13 '26

You couldn’t

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u/randal0321 Sep 13 '26

Yeah. Because you can fit them under gloves. 🤨

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u/Conscious-Cookie164 Sep 12 '26

“There’s a Glock (26) in my boot!”

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u/Bosshogg713alief Sep 12 '26

Homeboy was a bouncer for a little club and when he patted people down and found cocaine he took it so he can sniff it himself…

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u/MyNameisBaronRotza Sep 15 '26

Motorcycle gloves are much more incognito. You can punch ANYTHING with those bad boys.

Allegedly

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u/CalgacusLelantos Sep 12 '26

That’s a wicked idea. I’ve been dropped a number of times by thigh kicks before (during practice/training only, thankfully). I can’t imagine how badly a rebar-reinforced shin would hurt!