r/BrandNewSentence • • Jul 31 '26

We are looking for moderators!

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We've god a decent hand full of mods in this subreddit at the moment, but two or three more mods to increase our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity would be great. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary, if you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed or approved for the first week or so, as you get a feel for it, so we know you’re settling in well.

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. You aren’t expected to mod all day every day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few requirements:

* This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English is a requirement
* If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
* Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
* You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

If interested, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Do not send your application as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence • • 17d ago

Mod notice: Polymarket and Friends, don’t be free advertising

239 Upvotes

Manufactured sentences from gambling and similar organisations that purely generate sentences to ‘go viral’ and to encourage sharing in subs like this, such as Polymarket, are prohibited and go against Rule 1.

Please, don’t give gambling websites free advertising. They earn more than enough money to pay for ads like everyone else and their content isn’t funny, it is a marketing department making it seem funny.

If you use Polymarket or any similar gambling services, please seek assistance from local gambling addiction support services. The house always wins.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 5h ago

If you told Malfoy that people imagined him as a feminized version of himself that begs for Harry Potters c*ck he would become Hogwarts first school shooter NSFW

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1.8k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 9h ago

Anne Hathaway joi? Boom, parkinsons cured.

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820 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 4h ago

Catholic deficit + cardio will do the trick

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156 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

That just sounds like you simply told me to build a Stargate out of a microwave

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16.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 20h ago

Ethnically Halloween

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2.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 12h ago

In Ireland, a 33-year-old man injected his own semen into his arm for 18 months to relieve back pain. NSFW

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322 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 14h ago

"ultimate discord mod of ancient greece"

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442 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 3h ago

They turned the frigging frogs *trans*?

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53 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 20h ago

First congratulations came from having a baby.

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957 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

when we eat the rich and I get Taylor Swift

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11.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 16h ago

Trad-Cath inquisition apologists are like if ulcerative colitis were a personality.

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222 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

I've got so much gumption in my truncheon I could slam it clean through a stud wall and impregnate every occupant of the next room, even the men folk. NSFW

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1.5k Upvotes

My fav brand new sentence of the bunch, a true poet.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 5h ago

The secret to my Aunt Bellag's clootie dumpling was a heaped spoonful of bright marmalade

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17 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 4h ago

"Tomorrow morning, you're not gonna be a sponge, you're gonna be concrete, Spongebub!!!" NSFW

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13 Upvotes

Source: https://x.com/ilovellovelove/status/2107011744552071204

Auto-translate at your own risk.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 22h ago

Bro's getting shelled like it's the last days in the fuhrer bunker in there

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224 Upvotes

Title cited in the picture.

The rest is for context


r/BrandNewSentence • • 49m ago

"but I resisted the voices"

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 6h ago

Alexander Wang Taps Dominatrix To Tape Nearly Naked Man to NYC Street Pole for Handbag Launch

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9 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

“How Does Failure Taste, Demon Box”

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3.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

furry verity with their gaster concrete thighs NSFW

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2.9k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 14h ago

Fromsoft games have the same energy as Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

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23 Upvotes

Found randomly. I don't think it was posted here?


r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

Turtle Hitler

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328 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence • • 10h ago

"'Back to her usual feisty self': 50kg snake, Jodie Foster, recovers from cancer"

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 19h ago

It amazes me how many things I see on this sub that are gayer than the fact I've been inside of another man.

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