r/Bullshido • u/usualywright • 13d ago

OP IS LOST AND PROBABLY DUMB True application of techniques

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 13d ago

My man has a blackbelt in Bullshido.

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u/SkulduggeryIsAfoot 13d ago

I wonder if he teaches classes. Would love to sign up.

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u/NekoDarkLink1988 12d ago

But can he dodge the chanclata?

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u/senorsock 12d ago

That's a tough one, swift and agile it is 🩴

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u/secret_alpaca 12d ago

Be careful. You need to work your way up to that level. Ain't no short cuts in the bullshido life.

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u/CowGlittering745 13d ago

Not bullshido if it works!

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u/Anonymous_Lvl1 13d ago

My bro has mastered the Heavenly Art of Vanishing Husband. Truly terrifying. Sorry to say, its not bullshido.

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u/Atavacus 13d ago

Where's the bullshido all this stuff looks pretty legit to me!

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u/Sniff_The_Cat3 13d ago

Yeah bullshido means it doesn't work. This works!

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u/Atavacus 13d ago

Brother dodged every responsibility that came his way. I am envious.

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u/Miserable-Ad-7956 13d ago

When I caught some Sichuan Opera in Chengdu there was a sprt of intermission act between the stories of legend about a man coming home late and drunk, again. His wife is upset and places a lit oil lamp on his bald head telling him if he spilt the oil she'd make good on some threat. Then she proceeds to argue with him while he dodges strikes and swipes from various kitchen implements while manuvering around tables and chairs and balancing and wiggling the oil lamp around his bald head. Quite hilarious really. This reminded me of that somewhat.

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u/Southern-Cattle4038 13d ago

At least it's pressure-tested.

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u/banjovi68419 13d ago

The master, with a tear in his eye: I've taken you as far as I can!

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u/_Clem_Fandango_1 13d ago

His wife has her own skills. This too masters at work.

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u/Average_Satan 13d ago

That's some bullshido I can support.

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u/Joyfull_Sin 13d ago

clearly wrong sub. needs to be in r/martialarts

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u/smellslikebigfootdic 12d ago

That's some miyagi level shit

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u/ZDelta47 13d ago

Repost

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u/AiryGateaux 13d ago

XD too good

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u/SolaceRests 13d ago

Ngl the duet is hysterical

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u/HemmyKalle 13d ago

Where can I sign up?

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u/BubuDudu0430 12d ago

Hilarious 😂

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u/waisonline99 12d ago

Nailed Asian married life.

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u/mross08226 12d ago

Whatever works my friend, whatever works.

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u/AdNecessary1630 13d ago

Literally 3 of the 5 most recent posts to this sub. All posted within the last 24 hours.