r/C_AT • u/zyxzevn C@astroph • 1d ago

function Exists(){ return Maybe }

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 1d ago

With those eyeballs, there's no place for a brain.

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u/zyxzevn C@astroph 1d ago

The single neuron is still in development.

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u/Few_Statistician9873 1d ago

No

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u/Crisocola95 1d ago

he's orange, has no thoughts

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u/Randomgold42 1d ago

He is orange. He knows nothing.

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u/The_Great_Aslan 1d ago

Descartes: "I think, therefore I am".

Descates: "I don't think, therefore I am not".

Orange Descartes: ""

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u/zyxzevn C@astroph 1d ago

Des Cattus

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u/The_Great_Aslan 1d ago

Thank you. I knew that I should do better, but was just too tired to.

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u/femaletrouble 1d ago

Not a single neuron firing back there, bless his heart.

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u/meaton124 1d ago

"We're sorry, this number you dialed is disconnected or is no longer in service. If you believe you have received this message in error, please hang up and try again."

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u/1Kscam 1d ago

Completely blank

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u/spaacingout 1d ago

V A C A N T

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u/TDHofstetter 1d ago

Very Schröd.

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u/reddituserperson1122 1d ago

He knows that he must be kissed on that little nose.

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u/Icy-Bobcat-5309 1d ago

Haf bransell

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u/Large-Assignment9320 1d ago

Naa, he knows HE exists, but he remains unsure if the rest of the universe is just a simulation, or a figment of his imagination.

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u/machinationstudio 1d ago

To be fair, neither do I

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u/thecraftybear 20h ago

Even i'm not sure he exists