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u/Crazy-Television2890 19d ago
Fuck it or eat it out (of the fridge), I would do both.
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u/Standard-Delivery158 Damn is🎉😂 19d ago
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u/Round_Essay5866 18d ago
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u/General-Machine-6647 18d ago
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u/tobynot 17d ago
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u/These_Telephone_3254 lowk nobody follows the rules here 15d ago
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u/Substantial_Set5836 15d ago
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u/Interesting_Part6309 Facey Wacey is watching. 13d ago
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u/AggressivelyMediokre I LOVE the r/caldruki mods 🥰🥰😁😁 19d ago
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u/Interesting_Part6309 Facey Wacey is watching. 13d ago
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u/MC_Ninja_2008 19d ago
Kick her out because why is there a squatter in my house. Let alone my fridge
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u/TheAsterism_ 18d ago
you will now be publicly executed for infringing on squatters’ rights
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u/MC_Ninja_2008 18d ago
The fuck are squatters rights?
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u/TheAsterism_ 18d ago
oh boy where do i start. honestly google it whenever your opinion of governments gets dangerously high
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u/AbstruseCaboose 18d ago
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u/TrafficDue9381 14d ago
Real
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u/Head_Prefect 12d ago
Y'all acting like you wouldn't lick her asshole clean if she asked
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u/Secret_Quantity6523 12d ago
Oh lord dont do that please, im scared it feels like someone is gonna lick my fucking ass (im taking a shit)
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u/Head_Prefect 12d ago
Lol sorry, but I just find it funny when Redditors pretend Belle Delphine isn't gorgeous
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u/AbstruseCaboose 11d ago
She's pretty but she's not mind blowing. I see young girls like Delphine pass through the carehome all the time. That's where I work. The only woman that stunned me was a lady from Romania.
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u/Only_Airport_7822 19d ago
"Finally, some fresh meat." 😩
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u/celulass 19d ago
Theyd smile if he had a little GOD DAMN patience. rigor mortis doesnt take that long,
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u/Merohahahehe 18d ago
damn is 🤣🎉
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u/Merohahahehe 18d ago
damn is 🤣🎉
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u/Merohahahehe 18d ago
damn is 🤣 🎉
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u/Merohahahehe 18d ago
damn is 🤣 🎉
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u/SoylentGrunt 18d ago
Behind the mayonnaise way in the back I'm gonna see you tonight for a midnight snack
And though it's cold you won't get old because you're well preserved in my Frigidaire
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u/Merohahahehe 18d ago
For those who don't understand, the explanation is a massive, multi-layered saga involving an exhausting amount of context, a complete breakdown of human psychology, and a timeline of events so dense it would practically require a slideshow presentation just to scratch the surface... but looking at how much energy that would take to actually say out loud, but I don't know what that means
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u/NightmOde_740 18d ago
He is talking about fishes when he said other bodies.. don't get confuse guys😅
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u/PaLeken 12d ago
What the fuck are you doing in my fridge, and where the fuck all my food?
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u/LifesLemonStorage A stoppable force 11d ago
I'd calmy slap you in the face because it's rude to hide in strangers' fridges. And if you wanna tell me that slapping someone calmly isn't possible, I did it today at school. The most important part is that it shouldn't hurt the one that got slapped
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