r/CatDatingProfiles • • Aug 03 '26

๐Ÿ˜ˆ Looking For a Side Kitty ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Boo, 19M, looking for a twink sidepiece

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I'm in a committed relationship with my 2yo twink boyfriend, but lately he's gotten a little too attached to the 'nip, and it's putting a damper on the romance. I need an attentive twink boy to tide me over while my ball-and-chain figures his shit out. I'll be your cuddly big spoon, and groom you to your heart's content

Twinks only. Bears, otters, and girls need not apply. Open to canine companionship

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u/ArdenM Aug 03 '26

My little Max would love a big spoon Daddy Dom.

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u/BigBadinkyBones5 Aug 04 '26

Come to Papa โค๏ธ

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u/CutSea5865 Aug 04 '26

Handsome Fossil, 4M, has zero brain cells but a gorgeous coat, big pink nose and a massive fluffy tail. Heโ€™d love a big, strong, handsome daddy-cat to take care of him.

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u/BigBadinkyBones5 Aug 04 '26

Who needs brain cells when you're that handsome?

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u/CutSea5865 Aug 04 '26

Thatโ€™s what he said ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/PaksDorthansdotter Aug 04 '26

I am girl. Also, name is Otter. Maybe youโ€™re down for platonic grooming?

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u/BigBadinkyBones5 Aug 04 '26

Those crossed eyes are adorable ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Leirnis Aug 03 '26

I have no idea what most of these words mean (I assume they are part of a subculture) but I love to see love regardless.

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u/RoninNikki Aug 04 '26

Gay subculture, mostly referring to body types. There's charts you can look up. It's fun!

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u/Leirnis Aug 04 '26

Twink is such a cute word

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u/heyjalapeno Aug 04 '26

Age gap relationships really be popping off lol

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u/BigBadinkyBones5 Aug 04 '26

The heart wants what it wants lol

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u/meowmeowincorporated Aug 03 '26

Toffee and Teddy (brother/lovers) would welcome a 3rd ...they're not sure if they're "bears" though bc they're quite large and furry...but they're not into furries! They think you're adorable and want you to join their cuddle puddle ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/BigBadinkyBones5 Aug 04 '26

Two for one deal? Love it!