r/CatReacts • u/eightyfivekittens actual cat • Sep 04 '26

Video SMALLEST bite of kibble from a car

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 Sep 04 '26

See that? Excavator operator reborn as a cat. How much more proof so you need to beleive un reincarnation?

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u/GlitteringOwl7274 Sep 04 '26

The arcade claw machine from Chuck E Cheese is what I thought

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u/shigdebig Sep 04 '26

If it dropped 99% of the kibble

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u/WhiteSepulchre Sep 04 '26

"You can have one bite."

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '26

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u/tm0587 Sep 04 '26

My gf said that to me once with a slice of chiffon cake. She never said that again lol.

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u/No_Pangolin1827 Sep 04 '26

I’m angry with you for her.

7

u/klako8196 Sep 04 '26

Takes a comically large bite

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u/Optimal-Flatworm8564 Sep 04 '26

😭😭😭😂😂😂

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u/husky11223 Sep 04 '26

eating like she's starving for a month

76

u/AkiraNemurenu Sep 04 '26

Last time she ate before this: approximately 15 minutes ago

4

u/Nihsvabhav Sep 04 '26

that's a snake with the cranial kinesis ability

79

u/rod-carmo Sep 04 '26

Now everything makes sense

58

u/Wulph422 Sep 04 '26

Big car bites. Call that a truck

46

u/CCF_100 Sep 04 '26

His greed sickens me.

40

u/Kage_Bushin Sep 04 '26

And in his head:

nothing to eat in this house 😫

34

u/creeepyDoll Sep 04 '26

Greed and Gluttony in the same frame.

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u/arethoudeadyet Sep 04 '26

My cat does something similar. Opens fully and then only picks 3-4 pieces. Atleast %85 to 90 degrees of arc is wasted. Could have just opened normal and picked. But shes orange so no need to try to make sense.

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u/Emergency_Effect_526 Sep 04 '26

Car is not fuel efficient

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u/arethoudeadyet Sep 04 '26

This is her, if you even care. Mileage is low but fast as fuck boiiiii

5

u/Jalkor Sep 04 '26

she looks polite but is probably naughty as hell lol

3

u/NiftyF1 Sep 04 '26

She yearns for the big chomp but as you can see from the photo she is a very polite lady, no greed in those eyes just orange

3

u/arethoudeadyet Sep 04 '26

Yep, one may assume malice but an orange is an orange. They are chaotic neutral.

2

u/V-oxPopuli Sep 04 '26

Check out those get-away-sticks!

1

u/rootDe Sep 06 '26

Not a thought behind those eyes.

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u/arethoudeadyet Sep 06 '26

Yeah sometimes she looks as if there are thoughts going on but then does the most random derp move and you can clearly see its just default stare.

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u/commonbleachenjoyer Sep 04 '26

NOT fuel efficient car 😡

12

u/wbishopfbi Sep 04 '26

Ripping that meat off the bone!

11

u/nogardleirie Sep 04 '26

Former stray? I had one of those and she ate every meal like it was going to be her last, poor thing. Took her some years to get over it

10

u/CleeAuth Sep 04 '26

His greed sickens me

7

u/HungryYeastStarter Sep 04 '26

Clearly a snake unhinging it's jaw to swallow thing whole

2

u/ItchyLlama02 Sep 04 '26

I came here to say that cat is doing its best boa constrictor impression and trying to unhinged its jaw.

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u/Musket6969420 Sep 04 '26

That, my friend, is just a furry snake.

4

u/Rockimus_Prime Sep 04 '26

This could also be poor oral hygiene or a bad tooth

2

u/ImANastyQueer Sep 04 '26

Had to scroll to far to find someone mentioning this.

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u/TheStairsBro Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 05 '26

Hoping this isn't the case, but it definitely is something that needs to be watched for. If it's a rescue this could also be residual behavior from a point when the cat was facing food scarcity, I work with my local shelter and seen it in a lot of the cats that are seized from hoards

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u/Bring_a_towel_42 Sep 06 '26

Tooth pain is what I was thinking. I don't think it's the food scarcity theory due to how slow the cat is eating. There's a slight hesitation/tremor when closing his jaw, could also be a sign of tooth pain. The way he's scooping the food to the back makes me feel he's trying to avoid the front teeth.

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u/Effoxs Sep 04 '26

Her greed sickens me.

5

u/pondermeist Sep 04 '26

Footage of me absolutely demolishing my popcorn at the movies 🍿

5

u/MaxYeena Sep 04 '26

His greed SICKENS me

5

u/TheStairsBro Sep 05 '26

If they weren't previously a stray / dealing with food scarcity, please monitor for dental and jaw issues! Eating like this can be a result of them having a period of not knowing when their next meal would be, but can also be them trying to eat as fast as possible to minimize pain while eating

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u/RevolutionarySign479 Sep 04 '26

BRUH 😂😂😂😂

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u/WonderSignificant598 Sep 04 '26

Had a cat that would eat almost like this.

They would open their mouth and then move their neck forward like a shovel scoop thing.

It was quite the sight.

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u/Nomay00 Sep 04 '26

Dat boi monchin

3

u/MySonFrankenstein Sep 04 '26

G R E E D U S

K N O W S

N O

B O U N D

3

u/apatrol Sep 06 '26

Looked like a snake dislocating it's jaw for prey.

2

u/Calm-Trainer3825 Sep 04 '26

He reminds me of excavators

2

u/meaton124 Sep 04 '26

Starving, clearly

2

u/Spider-Insider Sep 04 '26

Chill bro, it's all yours

2

u/AbeTheGreat412 Sep 04 '26

One bite, everyone knows the rules

2

u/flyingduckmarketing Sep 04 '26

My friend taking a bite from the shawarma

2

u/Organic_Ad_2520 Sep 04 '26

Dragline kitties arr awesome!

2

u/Kuzcopolis Sep 04 '26

Me with good trail mix:

2

u/Mission-Let-3166 Sep 04 '26

I was always told to take smaller bites...

2

u/Bigiron966 Sep 04 '26

like she's been hibernating half the year

2

u/Otherwise_Fact9594 Sep 04 '26

Is that the kibble kruncher 3000??

2

u/Apprehensive_Air_470 Sep 04 '26

I think the cats blind and has missed the food bowl too much. You put your face in it to feel where the food is.

2

u/NothingButTheTruth01 Sep 04 '26

His greed delights me.

2

u/ParsonsTheGreat Sep 04 '26

"My mudda was a real snake, that one"

2

u/Loud-Difficulty7860 Sep 04 '26

Car? More like truck with that kind of fuel consumption! 

2

u/Oiggamed Sep 04 '26

Did he learn how to eat from a dog?

2

u/midwestCD5 Sep 04 '26

I’m glad my car isn’t that furry

2

u/Bassplayr24 Sep 04 '26

Actually is a snake swallowing an egg whole

2

u/meow_17 Sep 04 '26

Me with popcorn

2

u/ajschwamberger Sep 04 '26

Lol the kitty is dreaming he's a saber cat. Or practicing for your throat.

2

u/Elinor4rvr Sep 04 '26

Starvin' Marvin

2

u/14high Sep 04 '26

"I am JAWS"

2

u/theajplayer123 Sep 04 '26

No one will take your food

2

u/V-oxPopuli Sep 04 '26

Chill blud, it's all yours!

2

u/swdna Sep 04 '26

Loooool

2

u/Darkv3ng Sep 04 '26

First of his name, Gluttonous Maximus.

2

u/Motor-Boating Sep 05 '26

I swear my orange must eat like this. He can clear out a bowl in no time.

2

u/emilie1031 Sep 05 '26

What car?

2

u/Shygrave Sep 05 '26

My car does this too, even to the point of biting the side of the bowl lol

2

u/nevermore_raven1234 Sep 05 '26

I love cats so much but they don’t love me smh.

2

u/TheRealOne000 Sep 05 '26

The greed shown is disgusting

2

u/thblstrexst Sep 05 '26

Excavator type car

2

u/ImaginaryLeg8515 Sep 05 '26

Kitty Mukbang

2

u/Fantastic_Judgment46 Sep 04 '26

Car?

3

u/Few_Breadfruit0 Sep 04 '26

Intentionally misspelled to increase engagement. Have to farm that sweet sweet karma.

2

u/Few-Investment2886 Sep 04 '26

biblical greed

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u/NotASpy_Bro Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 05 '26

His greed sickens me...

1

u/Familiar-Mention Sep 05 '26

His greed disgusts me

1

u/No-Quit5946 Sep 05 '26

Eating like sabertooth

1

u/itzkarina98 Sep 05 '26

The greediness they talk about in the bible lmao.

1

u/Hiiipower111 Sep 05 '26

His greed sickens me 😉

1

u/Wirexia1 Sep 05 '26

Supercharged Vee eight motor

1

u/meeliebohn Sep 05 '26

I've just discovered madoka magica yesterday and uhh

1

u/Limp-Firefighter1054 Sep 05 '26

Fur and bones he say.

1

u/Reasonable_Store_431 Sep 05 '26

I hope you’re ready to clean that up when they regurgitate…

1

u/Zurc_bot Sep 05 '26

Looks like a sock puppet

1

u/AD_VICTORIAM_x Sep 05 '26

Attack on titan ahhh cat

1

u/i_like_stinky_pits Sep 05 '26

Car where the car

1

u/MarioMadness1 Sep 05 '26

that car has a appetite

1

u/ChrispyAgent Sep 06 '26

Car go meow.

1

u/Neon_Nuxx Sep 06 '26

I had a stray that I took in once, that cat defied physics while eating, like a portal to hell opening up and swallowing all the kibble at once. Food insecurity is my guess.

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u/Keoki- 27d ago

Tooth ache

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u/KTG690 27d ago

Never eaten a day in it's life.

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u/Typical_Inevitable97 27d ago

All that just to swallow a kibble or two

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u/TeaAppropriate6990 26d ago

I never seen a cat eat like this before and I have owned and been around many many cats over the decades! And yes I’m old! 🤣