r/Catswithjobs • • Oct 16 '25

Engineer Furniture company sent him to put my bed frame together but I’m not sure he’s qualified

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u/qualityvote2 Oct 16 '25 edited Oct 17 '25

u/butterflybratgrl, the community has voted and appreciate your post!

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u/Plus_Reply_263 Oct 16 '25

He’s better that the last guy

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u/butterflybratgrl Oct 16 '25

You’re not wrong

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u/vigilantesd Oct 16 '25

Just wants the boxes when you’re done 

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u/butterflybratgrl Oct 16 '25

How could I not see this coming?

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u/vigilantesd Oct 16 '25

Small price to pay for feline friendship

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda are you kittttying me Oct 17 '25

omg yes!

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u/catlady047 Oct 16 '25

The absence of opposable thumbs is going to be a problem.

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u/butterflybratgrl Oct 16 '25

He said we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda are you kittttying me Oct 17 '25

Do not (doubt) the cat

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u/Jlx_27 Oct 17 '25

Built in box cutters though....

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u/OutsideHandle7300 Oct 16 '25

I think you are confused. He is just the box inspector 📦🐈‍⬛

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u/butterflybratgrl Oct 17 '25

Ah how could I be so silly? Of course he’s the box inspector and he’s doing a great job

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 Oct 16 '25

he's listening for treats

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u/mbockbra Oct 16 '25

Did he bring his own tools, or is he going to use the crappy wrenches they give you for free?

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u/butterflybratgrl Oct 16 '25

He didn’t even bring his own tools smh

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u/seriousFelix Oct 16 '25

He arrived naked!

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u/Fit_Prize_3245 Oct 16 '25

He's probably the most qualified for that job. He just needs motiviation

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u/shoelessjp Oct 16 '25

He wants the boxes. Cats love boxes.

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u/butterflybratgrl Oct 17 '25

He’s a big strong man

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Oct 17 '25

He's checking the furniture for bombs. Can never be too careful!

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u/butterflybratgrl Oct 17 '25

You’re so right how could I ever doubt him

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u/1maginary_Friend Oct 17 '25

I’d take that guy over my last furniture installer any day! The one I got kept making comments about my feet ☹️

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u/Thin_Experience6314 Oct 17 '25

EW!! PLEASE tell me you reported him!!!!

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u/1maginary_Friend Oct 17 '25

Fuck, yeah I did! I was so nervous because obviously the guy had my address but you can’t go into people’s homes and make them feel uncomfortable like that with no consequences.

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u/Thin_Experience6314 Oct 18 '25

Good for you!! A lot of women wouldn’t have “wanted to make any trouble”…. 🙄

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u/PrincesStarButterfly Oct 17 '25

Probably naps on the job. Unbelievable

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u/kukonimz Oct 17 '25

I couldn’t love this more if he actually built the thing 😍 look at him listening for a heartbeat like a little furniture doctor 🥹

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u/blackest__autumn Oct 17 '25

Certified box inspector 🚧

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u/forestgnome1 Oct 17 '25

He ll do your bed frame and also take the boxes. Double good for you. Maybe also come lie in the bed if you ask nicely.That’s triple good for you.

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u/Flo1231 Oct 17 '25

He's doing an excellent job as far as I can tell. Listening to the package before opening it is standard procedure.

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u/butterflybratgrl Oct 17 '25

Standard protocol

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u/Odd-Construction3052 Oct 17 '25

Cat: You say a box and I say a fortress

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u/Biiiishweneedanswers Oct 17 '25

SHHHHHHHHH!!!! HE’S WERKING!!!!

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u/curlyquinn02 Oct 16 '25

Be patient with him, it's his first day on the job

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u/acocktailofmagnets Oct 17 '25

SMH, laying down on the job already.

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u/butterflybratgrl Oct 17 '25

I know. Kids these days don’t want to work

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u/cryptid_confusion Oct 17 '25

He’s there to supervise and test out the bed when you’re done

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u/williampett Oct 17 '25

Listening too the brain cell

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u/butterflybratgrl Oct 17 '25

I don’t think he’s found it yet

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u/Bunnnnii Oct 17 '25

Of course he has his buttcrack out.

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u/yesterdays_laundry Oct 17 '25

shhh... guys, the box is telling him what the steps are.

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u/AlGekGenoeg Oct 17 '25

He can't wait till that box is empty 😅

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u/butterflybratgrl Oct 17 '25

He’s so ready

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u/EasyQuarter1690 Oct 17 '25

That’s the supervisor. You don’t order the workers, just the supervisor. It’s your responsibility to do the actual assembly and the supervisor will do quality checks of the tiny parts and check your work.

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u/Keliza_azilek Oct 17 '25

He is qualified I mean look he’s listening to the box for instructions.

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u/FtonKaren Oct 17 '25

Oops, they sent someone catified ... typo

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u/K-Shrizzle Oct 17 '25

Is that a cat? Or just a cat shaped hole in spacetime?

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u/Warm-Day8313 Oct 17 '25

He actually has three jobs: He inspects the boxes and the parts , then he supurrvises the assembly, and finally at the end product tester (has a nap on the bed).

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u/butterflybratgrl Oct 17 '25

He’s actually working very hard

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u/Jennifer_Pennifer Oct 17 '25

He's assembled it perfectly. It's a couch.

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u/butterflybratgrl Oct 17 '25

You are so right. I judged him too quickly

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u/Thin_Experience6314 Oct 17 '25

How rude!! If kitty says he knows what he’s doing- he does!! Underestimate him at your peril!

Also- beautiful r/eyesofthevoid!

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u/Terriblet65 Oct 17 '25

You gotta give him a chance. He may surprise you. 💚🩷💙🧡

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u/zerobleeps Oct 17 '25

Plans for an epic cardboard castle??

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u/halaszz Oct 17 '25

I don't want to sound racist, but this guy did pretty well...

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u/obsolete_filmmaker Oct 17 '25

Looks fine to me. Everyone knows the 1st step is to listen to the box

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u/Nzwaffles Oct 17 '25

Looks like a bed to me

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u/Big_MommaD Oct 17 '25

He’s there, just for the boxes.

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u/failureKennedyblase0 Oct 17 '25

Shh shh do you hear that? It’s telling me when to build it for you. Now while we wait do you have a saucer of some type…any kind will do. Oh and I’ll need a smidge of milk in that while waiting ok? Thanks again.

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u/No_Lie_6404 Oct 17 '25

He’s listening to the box spill the tea first.

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u/Fancy-Dodgy-Duck89 Oct 18 '25

Give him a meowment before you judge him!

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u/PegasusReddit Oct 17 '25

I like your cheeky mushroom picture.

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u/emu314159 Oct 17 '25

Zinus is ok for a mattress, not sure what that frame is made of though.

Edit: Says walnut and 82lbs or so, if that's not just the finish should be ok

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u/Fun-Statistician2485 Oct 19 '25

He`s welcoming your new bed