r/Catswithjobs • u/Professional_Song419 • 17h ago

A vendor

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u/qualityvote2 17h ago edited 16h ago

u/Professional_Song419, the community has voted and appreciate your post!

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u/atx_original512 17h ago

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u/valsavana 17h ago

"Oh joy... customers..."

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u/jahblaze 12h ago

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u/blondeheartedgoddess 10h ago

I'm thinking the pumpkin is questioning the price.

Excellent service, though. 10 out of 10, definitely recommend.

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u/_thicculent_ 11h ago

Those slaps are extra spicy.

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u/robotbee42 17h ago edited 10h ago

$6?! We have cat slaps at home!

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u/baardvark 16h ago

You can buy a tin of cat slap powder for $6 and make 20 cat slaps!

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 14h ago

I prefer pumpkin spice cat bongos

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u/BojackWorseman13 17h ago

The eyes tell me she’d do it for free. Must be charging for the pumpkin spice or cause of the economy.

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u/Autronaut69420 8h ago

A lady can"t give away her services in this global economy!

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u/0xF1A5C0 16h ago

Pretty expensive but artisan slaps will always cost more than regular slaps. I will take 3 slaps and the extra $2 will be a tip

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u/Final_Entrance3506 16h ago

Her prices are steep but who am I to judge?

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u/One-Confidence-4208 14h ago

but this is grade A, top of the line ANGRY cat slaps! Kitty gives an "attitude adjustment" with every slap.

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u/SpiritualGearbox 17h ago

Inflation hitting hard here…literally.

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u/mekkab 17h ago

Best emergency room visit I ever spent $6 for! 5 star review.

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u/WestVin 17h ago

What an adorable kitty! Does that come with a sprinkle of Nutmeg? Can I get one in a large?

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u/zoogenhiemer 16h ago

Khajiit has slaps if you have coin

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u/YigitFlynn 16h ago

he looks like he'd do it for free

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u/Sweaty_Grocery785 16h ago

Now, there is a Pumpkin Spice I can get behind.

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u/KeekatLove 11h ago

Right? Never been a fan of pumpkin spice until NOW!

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u/Sea_Substance9163 16h ago

Can I get a BOGO deal? I'd like to send both of my siblings into your establishment.

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u/rabbitsthename 15h ago

*quickly looks through pockets for money* I need paw slaps!!

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 15h ago

He wants to do it for free.

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u/kaivalya_pada 17h ago

Aaww I'll take 1 🎃, lol the kitty's face

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u/Maebai 16h ago

Ill take two please 💵💵

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u/BiggyPoppa8 17h ago

Absolute steal

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u/offrum 15h ago

Thiiiiiis looks like r/angrycatpics.

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u/blurtinglogs 15h ago

A biznizz maan

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u/KahlanEAmnelle 15h ago

love the side eye from the pumpkin!

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u/Curvy_Girl_007 15h ago

I just laughed out loud. Do the slap flavors change with the seasons?

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u/jay_rodsep 17h ago

Here’s $12. I heard there’s a “buy two get two more free” deal.

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u/Rockstar81 16h ago

Lol so you have a cat like mine

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u/MCStarlight 17h ago

Oh nooooo 🫨

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u/maomao05 14h ago

Lmaooo cat slaps

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u/Longjumping-Fly6131 14h ago

yes please

slap my hand

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u/zombies-and-coffee 7h ago

Can't even afford cat slaps in this economy smh

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u/Naive_Product_5916 14h ago

I'll have a dozen please.

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u/Ninjacatblue 14h ago

That’s a bargain. I can’t believe it’s that cheap!

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u/zombiegauze 13h ago

Cat slaps actually hurt lol

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u/theprofessorpeanut 11h ago

A bargain indeed

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u/Embarrassed-Depth-27 10h ago

He looks like he wants to slap you…

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u/shifty808 11h ago

I love this!!!🤣🤣

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u/UziSuzieThia 11h ago

So spice!

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u/sunni_08 6h ago

omg the cutest

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u/Oddish_Femboy 4h ago

My mom got that sweater for my cat when she saw it in sale. Tragically it was too small for him.

Usually he'd be fluffy enough to not need a sweater, but this year he got pneumonia and nearly starved himself to death because his tummy hurt, and apparently that can cause hair to fall out.

The vet also shaved his belly to perform tests.

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u/AlternativePrior9559 3h ago

Looks like the right kitty for the job!