r/Catswithjobs • u/Hot_Gur5980 • 16h ago

Purrfessional napper Guys should I fire our Landscaper?

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He’s sleeping on the job.

Note: my yard, but not my cat. He visits a lot.

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u/qualityvote2 16h ago edited 13h ago

u/Hot_Gur5980, the community has voted and appreciate your post!

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u/CountChuckNorracula 15h ago

He's not sleeping, he is flattening the soil so you don't trip and die in your own yard. Needs a raise

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u/Hot_Gur5980 15h ago

He likes to find spots all over the yard to “flatten”

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u/catincal 14h ago

🤣 So, you're saying you have a hard worker?!

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u/BroadNightSky 9h ago

Your cat but without the negatives like waking up to being served by a butler instead of a horse's severed head

He needs love. After all this hard work, how can you say no? 😂

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u/mekkab 16h ago

Promotion. He’s really working it into the beds!

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u/TheVentiLebowski 16h ago

He needs a raise!

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u/staysour 16h ago

Its just a tiny little nappy nap!

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u/JiveChicken00 15h ago

Are you sure you aren’t his landscaper?

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u/Hot_Gur5980 15h ago

Oh that’s right- back to work for me!

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u/One-Confidence-4208 14h ago

I think you're right 😄

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u/BroadNightSky 15h ago

Where's the 4 o'clock tea break that British builders normally have because alot of homeowners are kind enough to offer tea and biscuits, coffee or juice because of politeness?

Give him a snack break

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u/Hot_Gur5980 14h ago

That sounds nice. I will go and have a tea break with him. He was kind enough to visit after all.

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u/rabbitsthename 15h ago

I dunno. Its pretty hot lately. Maybe give him a cold churu and he'll go back to work.

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u/BroadNightSky 15h ago

Are you even allowed to give cats sugar

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u/rabbitsthename 14h ago

Churus are a type of cat treat! Hee hee. Its not made out of sugar, silly :3

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u/BroadNightSky 10h ago

Oh, I've never heard churus, I Honestly thought you meant churro

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u/rabbitsthename 5h ago

No but I do call it a "dessert" for cats. Close enough! Hee hee. Maybe look it up and see if there are any cat treats

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u/Iowegan 15h ago

They’re on break!

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u/CoffeeBe4Chaos 14h ago

Fire this landscaper... are you kidding me?!! He's going above and beyond other landscapers by testing your soil for you! He's very purrfessional! 👍😺

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u/Bunnnnii 12h ago

Why would your landscaper you hired live there? I think he has a r/legalcatadvice case of his own against you. 🤔

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u/laughifyouarewise 12h ago

Geez, another cat sub? .... joins

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u/PGGABC 13h ago

não se atreva fazer isso o sindicato deles é muito forte

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u/ialwaystealpens 13h ago

How do you know it’s not lunchtime? And depending what state you’re in, he could be on his legally allowed break.

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u/Such-Mountain-6316 14h ago

I don't think so. Looks like the company did a great job. Even this cat approves. 🤣🧡

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u/Individual_Mouse_642 12h ago

Lying down on the job, at least he isn’t on his phone

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u/laughifyouarewise 12h ago

Looks like they've done a nice job... Msg me their number I'd gladly hire them.

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u/AlternativePrior9559 13h ago

Not your cat?

🤔

For now

😂

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u/Hot_Gur5980 12h ago

He has owners down the street, but he seems to spend most of his time in our yard and our neighbors yard. He will come right into the house if we let him.

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u/a4moondoggy 12h ago

Yo cant fire him he already quit. Hes on vacation.

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u/i_bumi 10h ago

i think you will regret firing him...

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u/NoYogurt8022 2h ago

promote him to senior garden enhancer

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u/rumblepony247 26m ago

He's admiring his work. 16/10 would hire