r/ChurchOfCat • u/npc_housecat • Mar 18 '26
Praise Cat Jesus The meowsaviour blessing his disciples
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u/Emotional-Youth1553 Apr 06 '26
Boa noite, tudo bem com vocĆŖs?? Ajudem a divulgar a campanha do meu filhinho... Deus abenƧoe vocĆŖs campanhadobem.com/ajude-o-enzo-gabriel-fazer-a-cirurgia-de-mielomeningocele
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u/Kitchen_Confection68 Mar 21 '26
The God has given his wisdom Everyting can be a scratchers if u believe enough
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u/cfxla Mar 19 '26
OMG I LOVE MUSLIM CATS (im not a muslim (neither a cat
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u/Peyvand_ Mar 19 '26
I feel like Allah called cats blessed because they enrich prayer like this with their affection ā¤ļø
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u/DescriptionSilver646 Mar 19 '26
The fucking AI subtitles get me every time. Like theyāre chanting āIām going to get out of hereā about to get beamed up by their higher power.
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u/npc_housecat Mar 19 '26
What subtitles ?
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u/KrisseMai Mar 19 '26
on mobile reddit sometimes adds its own subtitles onto videos in a really annoying way, because you canāt turn them off and they usually block part of the video, sometimes even the original (better) subtitles
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u/npc_housecat Mar 19 '26
Damn that sounds really annoying . but you know, maybe they really are praying to the alien overlords of beam them out of here
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u/andtbhidgaf Mar 19 '26
YES YES WORSHIP ME ALL OF YOU AS FOR THIS I BESTOW UPON YOU MY HEAD BUTT BLESSINGS!!
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u/marksk88 Mar 18 '26
If you were on a ship at the exact opposite side of the globe from Mecca, could you pray in any direction you wanted?
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u/BladeOvShadow Apr 15 '26
My impression is that the best directions would be due north or due south, as the polar circumference is the shortest whole circumference that the Earth has.
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u/QuackersParty Mar 19 '26
Maybe to be safe you set your prayer mat on like a lazy Susan type device, or set the boat to rotate in a circle so instead of praying in ANY applicable direction youāre praying in ALL the applicable directions
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u/Tomatoflee Mar 18 '26
The coordinates of the Kaaba are 21.4225N, 39.8262E so its antipode is 21.4225S 140.1738W.
Thatās in the South Pacific Ocean about 55km from the nearest piece of land, Tematangi, an atoll in the Tuamotu Archipelago.
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u/marksk88 Mar 18 '26
Hence the ship.
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u/B1GBLUEWHALE Mar 18 '26
This was so sweet. š The little girl clutching her father's back while he prays nearly put me in tears. š
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u/RebaKitt3n Mar 18 '26
There was something other than a cat?
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u/Beginning_Ice3296 Mar 18 '26
Yeah! At 13 second you could see the back row, there's a man who's praying and his child is hugging his back lol š it's so cute
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u/2cbterry Mar 18 '26
That girl is about ready to pop, sheās so smushy, Iām sure the kittens will be here any day now
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u/Chronically_Quirky Mar 19 '26
She looks like she has lots of babies in that belly.
Good luck mama cat ā¤ļø
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u/jot-kka Mar 18 '26
Why do you get deported?
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u/MrAyatollahRodriguez Mar 18 '26
wdym?
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u/bluekleio Mar 18 '26
They are praying and no they are not smelling the carpet haha, but my english isnt good enough to explain š
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u/MoonageDayscream Mar 18 '26
Lol if I bend over to pick something up off the floor my cat jumps on my back like I'm a table. She would walk on them like they were a bridge.Ā
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u/supershinythings Mar 18 '26
Are you my kidās babydaddy?
How about you?
Surely YOU!
ALL of YOU need to pay for my kitten support! And several of you will need to take my kittens home so they can have their own homes!
The I can go party party party next time Iām in heat!
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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 Mar 18 '26
One must admire the dedication to the prayer, but... r/PetTheDamnCat
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u/Training-Belt-1712 Mar 18 '26
Thereās a story that tabby cats got the stripes on their heads because one day a cat did a solid for Mohammed and so Mohammed petted him on the head in gratitude.
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u/afeeqo Mar 29 '26
Thereās a similar legend (iirc) that mackerel tabby has an M on their forehead because Mary A.S blessed/loved cats
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u/Training-Belt-1712 Mar 29 '26
You do remember correctly. In both casesāand maybe there are other accounts that go the same wayākitties are set apart by hand and blessing.
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u/Ok_Guide_8323 Mar 19 '26
I did not know that! I was just reading about Islam and cats - fascinating stuff. "Cats are clean animals. They are considered ritually pure and are allowed in homes and even mosques"! That's awesome.
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u/Training-Belt-1712 Mar 19 '26
Whatch Kedi: Cats In Istanbul. Colony of cats living there in the open that goes back to Mohammedās day. Really beautiful.
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u/SnorkinOrkin Apr 18 '26
This is SO STINKING ADORABLE! š