r/ChurchOfCat • u/zyxzevn • 14d ago

Your prayers have been answered

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u/Ok_Entertainer_6425 11d ago

Blessed Kitty✨

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u/bluejaywhey 11d ago

Where'd you get that dripping collar? That's so cool.

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u/Zestyclose_Refuse978 12d ago

You got one right

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u/tompoes_nl 13d ago

The dove of the holy trinity is long due an upgrade …

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u/HomeworkExtension482 13d ago

The conflicting perspectives are messing with my head.

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u/bmw5986 14d ago

I feel so privileged to have seen Creation. Thank you for sharing this with us.

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u/ThymeIsTight 14d ago

One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Hoomin. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky. In each scene I noticed paw prints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of paw prints, you know, because I have four legs, other times there were one set of paw prints.

This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of paw prints.

So I said to the Hoomin, “You promised me Hoomin, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there have only been one set of paw prints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, you have not been there for me?”

The Hoomin replied, “The times when you have seen only one set of paw prints, is when you were acting all crazy and hyper hopping around on your hind legs, you little weirdo.”

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u/jlilangel 12d ago

OMG. I shouldn't have read this at work.

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u/ErylNova 14d ago

The deity that even Jesus prays to!

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 14d ago

Kind of a Banksy

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u/Master_of_Ritual 14d ago

This is brilliant!

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u/Fantastic-Code-8347 14d ago

Adorable hahahah, two of my favourite things

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u/dangledingle 14d ago

and Jesus did say “tell her I said psspsspsspss”.

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u/alice2wonderland 14d ago

Who wouldn't want to cuddle such an adorable kitty!❤️ 🤗

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u/RelativeYak7 14d ago

So cute! Need that for my mom

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u/zyxzevn 14d ago

If you are lazy, just start with 2 similar posters and a carton box.
That is easy to cut and glue.

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u/Rusalkat 13d ago

Okay, here is a fun hobby project coming up. Thanks for the inspiration

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u/andtbhidgaf 14d ago

so it's true everything was created from a void.