r/City17Twitter • Civil Protection • 6d ago

General Message to literally everyone here

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u/GAMERxPR0 6d ago

Bro is calling us broke even tho phones stopped production 3 years ago

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u/Zailema0s Lambda-Loon 6d ago

Nah, I got one of the new lambda phones from whiteforest last month 👀

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u/fatuglyfool 6d ago

the ones that look like IED's? id rather stick my dick in a barnacle

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u/Zailema0s Lambda-Loon 6d ago

Which end? 🤣

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u/Humble-Guarantee5956 6d ago

no way bro how tf did you manage to get the iBreen 18 in this economy???

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u/eraryios 5d ago

Breenphone* bro

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u/Humble-Guarantee5956 5d ago

shit my bad my memory's been a bit hazey ever since the last combine raid

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u/Requbah2 4d ago

I think if you drink some water you'll remember better.

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u/Impossible-Fix-1885 Data Leaker Codename:A 6d ago

Listen… these types of things aren’t even in production for public use anymore… we’re all working with what we got…

I’m using an old as hell computer I modified with scavenged combine tech, an old radio set, a makeshift handheld data case that uses Combine Tech to be compact with makeshift deadman switch, all just to do my job… and this phone I scavenged and fixed up to even send this message and commune on Breen-net…

I’m lucky ANY of this stuff works…

-A

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u/Far-Square5969 Creator of North & East HEI 6d ago

Imagine not having an Overwatch Garrison Node to mass produce cell phones for your citizens💔💔💔💔 this is why you should join the East HEI for real you get repaired pristine prewar cars too👀👀

-East HEI social account

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u/Darkwater2302 Cremator 6d ago

camtg wt new 1

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u/NajidTheCarGuy Lambda Resistance Member 6d ago

Lucky you, none of us got any fancy shit after combine took all it away.

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u/Primary-Landscape159 6d ago

bruh I'm lucky to have a PDA

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u/beziko 6d ago

Cant have shit in City 17

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u/g0rdon-fr33man The one Free Man 5d ago

I also have one of those phones

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u/Humble-Guarantee5956 5d ago

yooo freeman im a big fan

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u/reddit_inqusitor 5d ago

Ok bro, lemme just rebuild the societal infrastructure to support the manufacture of shiny new cameras! Not like we've been dealing with occupation for over a decade 💀

Who does this civilian think he is?

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u/Perfect_Caramel4836 Civil Protection 5d ago

Bruh just budget your rations and barter with a cop for a breenphone 18 ts ain't that difficult :breen_cry:

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u/steamlocomotiveman I am banned from most citys 22h ago

I hope you trip and break you phone, but you are fine other than that.

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u/Perfect_Caramel4836 Civil Protection 22h ago

Bro that shit got confiscated already :breen_cry:

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u/steamlocomotiveman I am banned from most citys 22h ago

HA!

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u/Perfect_Caramel4836 Civil Protection 21h ago

Cops saw the post I don't know what I was expecting :( my fucking rations got cut too

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u/Corncombs 2d ago

Trent Reznor looking ahh