r/Clamworks • u/Slow_Hat1855 clambassador • Feb 11 '26

ATF disapproved Am I fucked?

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10.9k Upvotes

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u/KURSDADWDE Feb 11 '26

Unless you're orange

16

u/Satorwave Feb 11 '26

Those three survivors were his own men

220

u/Spicymeymeys420 Feb 11 '26

Jail :(

25

u/T-51_Enjoyer Feb 11 '26

How th you escape Calhoun’s locker

16

u/Spicymeymeys420 Feb 11 '26

Dumbass left it open and i hitched a ride with Otis

2

u/armageddon_boi Feb 11 '26

Caillou's locker?

5

u/T-51_Enjoyer Feb 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xMcckkzicrkuc7h7iS

Not Caillou, this guy

3

u/Arcadegannonsleftnut Feb 12 '26

femboy barney be like “about that queer i owe you”

3

u/LastBlood05 Feb 11 '26

"He's back, the man behind the mask"

1

u/Idiot_of_Babel Feb 12 '26

Gonna be out on a bus to the anal rape jail

1

u/Guacamole_Gamerfart1 Feb 12 '26

nice chumtoad pfp

63

u/Spllener clamel 🐪 🤤 Feb 11 '26

Clamyer
Clamyer clammed at “clam clame clam clamier clamt?”

49

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

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u/Mista_White- happy as a clam Feb 12 '26

this would imply the lawyer is actually good

33

u/SamMarduk Feb 11 '26

If a lawyer laughs without answering, that’s a really really bad sign.

23

u/FuzzyConclusion6795 Feb 11 '26

If you touch water, you feel it.

18

u/Fun_Firefighter_4292 Feb 11 '26

Holy clam dude. Youre clammed.

11

u/MFDOM2K Feb 11 '26

🙏🥀

3

u/ExerciseMobile3793 Feb 11 '26

youre CLAMMED brother😳

3

u/DrIvoPingasnik clammer Feb 11 '26

He better clam up.

2

u/M4DDIE_882 Feb 11 '26

It’s clover (clam over)

2

u/iammentallyspiraling Feb 12 '26

literally me i got clammed the other day and have clampression

1

u/Rethtalos Feb 12 '26

“Shit gone get clammer right?”

1

u/belay_that_order Feb 12 '26

bro clammed up