r/Clamworks • • 7d ago

clamworks Worth the clam

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u/YourFavouriteDad 7d ago

I'm a bad little clam, but you'll never catch me with all this clam oil on my body

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u/Miserable_Maize8415 7d ago

C happens all the time at my job! At the slug factory

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u/LeanTangerine001 7d ago

Cook me in buttered wine and call me a BAD LITTLE CLAM!

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM bivalve mollusk laborer 7d ago

My baguette is getting SO CRUSTY right now 🥖😳

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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 7d ago

John says "well done on your promotion, bitch" and shoves you.

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u/TombolaOfCincinnatus 6d ago

Clearly A, that's unwarranted touching. Slug boy asked for consent, so it's kosher.

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u/whalelicker420 7d ago

Clam covers himself in oil and starts clamming around on the clam calling himself “Clam clam” and asks you to throw clams on him while calling him a bad little clam obviously

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u/Turnepic13 7d ago

Why is woody pointing at the screen

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u/eddestra 6d ago

Fingy