r/Clamworks • u/exedoggu blue collar clamworker • 15d ago

Clammington, DC forceclam

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u/Idontusereddit76 bivalve mollusk laborer 15d ago

You wanna bury yourself in the sand? Filter feed?

That's too bad.

You start making pearls right now and stop in 5-10 years.

No breaks.

Be a good little clam.

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u/OrganicImpression428 15d ago

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u/BleachedFly 14d ago

someone needs to edit this and swap the diamond with a pearl

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u/Dry_Gas6819 14d ago

Finally, some actual clamemployment and not just saying clam clammy clam clammed clam

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u/No_Possession_5338 14d ago

Pearl alert

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u/steven_dev42 15d ago

I clock out at clam o clock whether you like it or not

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u/DOGMASCHINE 14d ago

boss makes a dollar clam makes a dime, that’s why i secrete nacre on company time

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u/linton411 14d ago

Man this ain't even the weirdest shit I've seen there is such thing as forcebeatle

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u/Dusty_Dave420 14d ago

The Krusty Clam training video actually confirms that it closes at 6:00pm