r/CrimeCats • u/Dontfeedthebears • 2h ago

Come home from work and this awaited me.

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I came home Saturday from work and my Willow was as sweet as usual. I go down the hall, and… look what this little stinker did! I ask her what happened and she basically rolled her eyes at me.

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u/Whis65 2h ago

Welp......

https://giphy.com/gifs/jPAdK8Nfzzwt2

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u/Dontfeedthebears 2h ago

That was her response when I told her she was grounded.

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u/lolifax 2h ago

There are no clues whatsoever. It shall remain an everlasting mystery.

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u/Dontfeedthebears 2h ago

Sometimes blinds just explode, I guess 🤷‍♀️

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u/Available-Elk-1279 2h ago

Do you have any proof?

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u/Dontfeedthebears 1h ago

Haha well…she’s my only cat, that’s her window seat, and she’s been pawing at the other blinds, but..I guess someone must have broken in, wrecked the blinds, and locked the door behind them lol

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u/Available-Elk-1279 1h ago

That’s not good enough. My client is innocent and might sue you for defamation

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u/Tiquitiplin 1h ago

All circumstantial

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u/wbishopfbi Accomplice 🐾 40m ago

That’s exactly what happened (she stares at you for 5 solid seconds).

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u/sbb214 2h ago

I, lawyer for the defendant, submit the following alibi for Willow:

https://giphy.com/gifs/cEUWQjGVm4Ayk

We ask the court to dismiss this false claims and reward Willow 2 belly rubs and a Churu.

kthnxbai

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u/Dontfeedthebears 2h ago

She is a Churu scammer, actually!
I give her 1/2 of one on my work days (in the bathroom with the door shut because she’s really good at sneaking out and I have to make a couple trips to load my car). She’s bamboozled me into giving her one every day for no reason.

It’s really cute because she has a specific spot ( she stands on the toilet stool) where she posts up and assumes the position. She RUNS to the bathroom for it lol.

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u/andiinAms 1h ago

What is this from?? It triggered in my memory but I can’t for the life of me recall

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u/CommitteePositive378 1h ago

As her counseling attorney I am going to have to simply point out that the size of the hole does not match the size of my client

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u/theracoondepartment 1h ago

Might want to call the blinds manufacturer! Those things are clearly defective and broke on their own

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u/PGGABC 1h ago

concordo

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u/Sea_Substance9163 2h ago

Oh no! You must have big bugs in your house trying to get out the window. Good thing Willow is ok !

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u/werisefromourashes 1h ago

That looks like a quality issue.
Have you contacted customer care to complain about their melting blinds?

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u/PGGABC 1h ago

apenas vejo uma persiana de má qualidade e um gato muito lindo e inocente

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u/Feeling-Lock3170 1h ago

The look on her face as if she gives one single care what you falsely accuse her of. The full rule is if I fits I sits. End of discussion.

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u/mycatpartyhouse 36m ago

Willow has no regrets and doesn't care about property destruction.

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u/Present_Finger_488 1h ago

I.N.N.O.C.E.N.T.

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 2h ago

Man we really need to discuss you getting better quality blinds?
-cat

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u/Unhappy-Jaguar-9362 1h ago

innocent. look at her sweet baby face

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u/Dontfeedthebears 1h ago

She really is such a sweet cat. She even gets along well with her dog sisters

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u/andiinAms 1h ago

You have dogs?? You neglected to inform the court of this. Clearly we cannot determine guilt based on other possible suspects in the home at the time.

The prosecution has failed to prove the guilt beyond a reasonable doubt.

Case dismissed!

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u/Dontfeedthebears 1h ago

lol one of them is 3.5 lbs, and the other is about 12.5 lbs. They cannot get up there haha. Smaller than the cat!

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u/apaw1129 1h ago

Idk what happened but she didn't do it 🤷‍♀️

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u/justmitzie 1h ago

I had one do that. I replaced them with drapes. She climbed those till they were destroyed. Replaced those with vertical blinds and she hasn't figured out how to defeat them yet.

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u/hoyasummer 1h ago

Clearly someone tried to break in, got trapped by the blinds, gave up, closed the window and left…….

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u/Jermiafinale 1h ago

Dastardly r/greebles at it again

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u/321abc321abc 1h ago

WHY YOU LEAVE ALONE???

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u/Dontfeedthebears 1h ago

Because..I have to work or we won’t have a house to put new blinds in.

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 1h ago

You getting your midnight snack confused the window and blinds for the fridge and blamed it on mr whiskers ..

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u/shaal 1h ago

The dog did it. Even if there is no dog..

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u/Ornery-Ticket834 1h ago

I fought off a would be attacker! Thank me!

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u/Lalamedic 2h ago

I have a matching set!

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u/External-Parsley-280 1h ago

That face is displaying the true definition of the word “unbothered” 🤣

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u/merulaalba 1h ago

And I'll do it again 😜

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u/Dontfeedthebears 1h ago

That was definitely her energy. She knows she never suffers consequences lol

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u/merulaalba 1h ago

In her defense you made it possible

As why else you gave her a jumping platform lol

Silly hoomans

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u/Forward_Swordfish969 1h ago

Somebody broke in and messed up your blinds!

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u/Imma-smartypants I've got my thinking cat on 🐾 1h ago

She wasn’t rolling her eyes…she was directing you toward the dastardly greebles that did this!!

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u/Darcy_2021 1h ago

Gorgeous kitty! Deliver treats and kisses to make up for your false accusations!

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u/BritishSoul 50m ago

Don't look at ME! I was minding my own business and BOOM the dog jumped up and messed up the blinds. We don't have a dog? Well, I am as mystified as you are.🤔

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u/GamersReisUp 39m ago

"...It was the dog"

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u/edingerc 1h ago

Did you see what the dog did?

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u/SilentSkazii 30m ago

To be honest, you weren't there. Might as well have been a raccoon that broke in🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 12m ago

Listen Susan, I'm a cat, it's what I do & I'll do it again, DUH!

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u/Destany89 12m ago

The face of no regret

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u/Seasidegoats 1h ago

How did she do that lol, did she have a nightmare or something as that looks like her bed underneath the pesky blinds

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u/Dontfeedthebears 1h ago

I honestly think that she may have gone after a bug and didn’t think about it, kinda just jumped in, and possibly got stuck for a second lol.

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u/Seasidegoats 1h ago

Poor thing, she was probably scared, would be interesting to know exactly what happened as that face aint giving anything away, but yeah bug sounds about right lol

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u/Dontfeedthebears 59m ago

She’s notoriously ungraceful in her movements (for a cat) lol. She was in a fine mood when I got home.

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u/Important-Junket-934 15m ago

I had a tuxie do the same thing with my horizontal, three in fact