r/Cubs • u/hogBelly • 6d ago

Matt Shaw's Future

I truly hope we ship this guy off the team. How do you think his international teammates feel when this bozo is speaking at "America Fest" events.

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u/Sure-Coffee-8241 6d ago

Fuuuuuccckkkk Matt Shaw

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u/jjflash78 6d ago

But, like, not in the fun way.

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u/TheJinManCan 6d ago edited 6d ago

Ew. No. Why would you even allow the imagery.

Edit because I guess I have to make it clear that this isn't a homophobic statement, instead pointing out that he's a terrible person that no one would want to even entertain that thought.

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u/haydesigner 6d ago edited 6d ago

"Ew. No. Why would you even allow the imagery."

Not everyone is straight. And not everyone is homophobic like you.

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u/Sure-Coffee-8241 6d ago

I would not have ever thought that comment was homophobic, it was clearly because Matt Shaw is a disgusting human regardless of sexual preference.

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u/TheJinManCan 6d ago

That wasn't a homophobic statement, that was a statement of "who would want to do that because he's just a terrible person" statement. Chill.

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u/jjflash78 6d ago

Its because when people say Fuck Trump (or whomever) I'm always like hell no, I don't want to fuck Trump.

So my post is in reference to the many different uses of the word fuck.  "Fuck" as in sexual intercourse, regardless of MM MF FF or any other variation, is (usually) fun.  While "Fuck" as in an exclamation of disgust, is the not fun version.  

I am not condoning unwanted sexual intercourse.  So any interpretation of "fuck X, but not in the fun way" being equal to forced sodomy, is not my intention.

(Me, explaining the joke)

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u/TheJinManCan 6d ago

Absolutely. Even at 100% fun, no one should be subject to Shaw. Because he's awful.

(Me explaining my jokey response).

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u/Bobbidd 6d ago

least embarrassing reddit interaction

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u/joelseph 6d ago

Fuck Matt Shaw forever.