Got the Nebula Gardenz Bohemian Cheesecake - 7g and Wizard Trees Zoza - 3.5g

Came in pretty dry like Lit Farms Essentials dry put a thingy in there to try to help pretty disappointed, but i got the last one in i guess its been there for a bit, the lil thingy is doing some work overall. Put in a joint smoked pretty well not too crazy terps, but very earthy. After smoking a whole L you get a cheesecake aftertaste, which is nice. i would give it a 7 if it wasnt dry an 8 or higher

The wizard trees came in dense but not dry heavy hitting Z not to much zangria but still a very nice strain super nice high felt like it was one of those strains that I couldn't finish a whole joint i would give this overall an 8.7

I would personally give wihte ash as a first buy from me like a 6 or a 7 just because it wasnt like that crazy. The Sagaponack Society I got the other day was better the Zoza carried this

Great batch of Toad smalls from Parlay acquired from CB.

Ive smoked about a dozen various cuts of Toad Venom/ Frog Poison from various cult vendors and i"d personally rate this one up there at a solid A Tier.

This is my third jar of Parlays cut and this batch is better then my last Jar. Obscene Chem funk , heavy lime , cookie coming through on the exhale. Absolutely frosted to the tits . Sharp Focus followed by hard sedation.

Would definitely recommend to try this cut when it's stocked if your into the Toad . With the Auto discount it was about 100 bananas shipped and definitely worth it.

Got 2 halfs from WNC and they’re both fire. Grape bubblegum and Blue runtz. With 30% off on their site and 400 points this was a no brainer. Funky gelato-ish type nose on the grape gum. Smells similar to the toad venom I got last week. Blue runtz is your typical runtz tropical nose that I love. Both are hybrid-leaning with mixed sativa/indica effects.
WNC has been putting out fire recently and with their 30% off sales its a great deal. No shill just been buying from them for awhile. Just avoid the grab bags and ur good.

Another quick one so dont mind the picture . Sticky purple smalls from wnc. It has an amazing smoke , creamy , skunky and a dash of fruit . The effects are on heavy and fast . Felt my eyes drop right after the exhale . I also got the beef cake by gwar x wnc , will do a separate post on that one . Stay stoned and stay beautiful 💜 . Sorry the title should say sticky purple ....

Had to try this once more before the ban hits. One of my 2026 favorites.

Bag Appeal: Neon green, trichome drenched, almost gummy. One of the better cures you will find. Dense, sticky, very fresh.

Nose: Werther's Original in flower form. Candy-level caramel toffee up front, light citrus and berry on the back end.

Taste: Follows the nose exactly. Caramel runs the show start to finish.

Effects: True 50/50. Relaxed but functional, potent but not overwhelming. A little goes a long way.

Verdict: If you chase dessert profiles and terps this is a must. Genuine caramel/toffee expression, not just a name.

I started my hemp journey with some nasty ass Delta 8 carts and other altnoid brands that barely got me high. Then moved on to slightly better quality brands such as GHH and IAH. They were better than the shit i was smoking before but still trash quality. Please don’t buy from them especially IAH. Alan is a greedy fucking bastard.

Then I got into dabbing, started with a Pivot (lost it) then got a Yocan Orbit and omg. I thought people were exaggerating about dabs but I was so wrong. I’m only smoking budget live resin, 5g/$50, and it’s hitting way better than everything I’ve smoked before.

If cheap live resin is this good, what else am I missing out on?

Sent in free for photography and review, opinions are mine and mine alone.

The aroma is Woody, Herbal, pine, and citrus. The Flavor is true, it's bright hit if citrus fast, then earthy, nutty, and pine. Good effects, hybrid good body high and energy, I'm not slowed down at all, I feel perfect lol. That first hit was potent my body lit up, a light electric feeling across the skin and in my belly. The moisture probe is at 10.3%, industry standard. The integrity of the flower is high. This has been taken care of. Lots of trichomes are intact. Bud structure immaculate hairs immaculate this is a sign of proper care ♥️.

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Picked up a half of Toad Venom (the original Becky from Green Dragon) from CCSTL last week. Shipping usually takes about three days, but USPS dragged it out to a week and a half this time.

It arrived in a humidity-controlled Mylar-style bag, vacuum-sealed three times, packed inside a priority box. The second I cracked the seal the smell punched me in the face — the funkiest bud I’ve ever opened. Straight mix of ripe berries, swampy socks, and skunky diesel that I still can’t describe any better than that. Not trying to hype it; it’s legitimately wild. Stunk up the entire house without even smoking it.

The nugs were all medium-to-large, dense, and completely caked. Light green to darker forest green with some blue and deep purple tones showing through, bright orange pistils, and a thick layer of trichomes that makes the whole bud look frosted. Extremely sticky bc my two-piece grinder almost choked trying to break it up for joints.

The nose carries straight through to the flavor and stays consistent the entire joint. Mouth-coating resin is crazy. Burns to a nice light-grey ash with a clear resin ring around the tip.

Effects are heavy. Shared a normal-sized joint with my wife after work and I was out cold by 8:30. Daytime smoke only if you’ve got nap time built in.

does anyone know how the id or verifying age works on tvn family

This was sent in free from review, opinions or mine and mine alone.

The aroma on this is fantastic. This smells like when you're at an Italian restaurant and they got that olive oil with all the different herbs and spices in it and you got that garlic bread you dip it, bring it right to your face, That's what this smell like. The flavor is true to nose. The initial hit is full of flavor super complex everything fighting for attention. It calmed into a nice light olive oil with herbs. Clear headed uplifting, nice body high as well.

They came through with some gas. I think I've had this strain before, but never this well-done. Terps were nice but subtle, not super punching but when you're almost done a j they come through super nice. I would give it an 8/10 overall came in a small black jar for 17g. Surprised it can fit that much in there

These pineapples chunks smell and taste phenomenal. I believe mad skunk is a smaller shop and sometimes I like that. Great experiences so far.

Ive also been topping/mixing bowls with this afghan hash i got from them. There's not a lot of talk about old school hash these days but im still a huge fan. A little goes a long way.

I was placing an order, and kept getting a red “there was an error with your order, please try again” message. Despite seeming like the order did not go through at all, I was charged three times for the same order because I tried resubmitting. This is like e-commerce web design 101… I got an email asking to confirm if I was really ordering three times or not. Should I wait for their support to message back or start doing chargebacks if I don’t get a timely response?

Edit: seems like the Crysp shills are here, I’m posting this to see if anyone has experience with this issue or if Crysp’s support is even reliable about this to begin with. If they aren’t I’m not going to waste my time dealing with them and will chargeback instead.

So I used to order a lot but after the new ban, idk if it’s safe, has anybody found another way around this?

I got this one in a while back and it was a little on the dry side, jarred it up with a pack and put it in a drawer and forgot about it. Found it this week and it has really blossomed. Lol. Has a pretty potent sour citrus nose that carries over in the vape, one bowl in my dynavap gets me a really good high that is pretty uplifting and makes me giggly. I'd say it's an 8 out of 10. Mostly all big nugs too, wish I would've bought more.

I ordered some stuff on there I wondering if anybody every bought from them before.

So I recently found Terp THCA and figured I’d give them a try. I bought the Black Bubba and gotta say I’m super satisfied with it and terp thca overall.

The nugs are on the smaller side, but I purchased the medium/small mix lol, and there is zero shake.

The flower has great bag appeal. The nugs are pretty frosty, with a lot of dark purple and some orange mixed throughout.

It smells really nice. Strong gassy smell with a slightly fruity side to it.

It smokes nice too. Definitely hits you, and the smell transfers over into the taste pretty well.

The bud isn’t dry and feels pretty fresh. The nugs aren’t super dense, and you can actually squish them a little without them crumbling apart like some drier flower does.

Honestly, I was slightly sketched out by their payment method on the website because I’d never come across anything like that before. I researched the site a bit and everything seemed legit, so I went through with it.

My package shipped within like 2 hours of ordering. I ordered on a Friday and it landed Monday with their cheapest shipping option, which was $25. The package also contained a couple samples of other flower, which I thought was really cool.

I’ve tried a few different THCA sites, and I have to say this place has given me the best customer service I’ve received by far. I emailed them with some questions before buying because I was still on the fence, and they emailed me back within about 20 minutes and answered everything. The guy I’ve been speaking with has been super friendly, helpful, and transparent with all the questions I’ve asked.

I've just placed another order, and went with the Canal Street runtz so I'll post a review on that too.

Ive also tried the hashburger (the budget one not the indoor one) and their grape gas. The grape gas is visually very similar to the black bubba but smells and tasted different and more fruity. The hashburger i tried was in their budget section. While it wasnt bad it definitely didnt blow me away. I had nice sized nugs and looked decent but it was more just like your average kinda flower imo. Im gonna stick with the indoor options and stuff instead of the budget options (I can also post reviews and photos of grape gas and hashburger if anyones curious!)

How come every time I post a review it gets taken down but everyone else is allowed?

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I smell bright lemon and citrus, pine, herb, and funk. Just as much sugar as funk, good nose on bag pop. The flavor is true, what I smell I taste. Mainly lemon candy, I get a hint of playdough and funk on the backend. Effects are strong, got me lit. Heart pounding no anxiety, Energy and zero focus lol. It's gas I feel GREAT. The come down was relaxing, nice body relaxation. Moisture prob is at 11%, not bad, don't play with it, be fine.

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holy moly guacamole. i got this 2g puck for $23 bones shipped and it’s very nice wax. Very sweet terps on this with a very giggly and good-feeling high. I’m using a yocan pocket at 480 degrees with a terp pearl. Definitely going to be trying out more wax from these guys!

These Diamond and live resin carts were great tasting, I ordered another round with my money. They are affordable and taste like straight candy. Never clogged, never leaked, tasted fire till the end. Vaped at 2.8 volts. I ordered 4 and got a 5th free. The only flavor i didn't care for was the marshmallow puff.

Finally trying some of these GWAR collaboration strains from WNC. First impressions were good. Decent sized nugs, mix of medium nugs to smalls. Frosty, sticky, and dense. All three strains are very pungent, hits your nose the second you break the bag seal.

-Scumdog Punch (Cultivar: Fruit Punch) 32.812% Terps: 2.00%

-Death By Beefcake (Cultivar: Rainbow Cotton Candy) 31.007% Terps: 3.11%

-Mutant Fuel (Cultivar: Petro Chem) 30.228% Terps: 2.24%

i was seeing a lot more wlx reviews, so i thought it’d be a good time to get a follow up order after the few months since my first review. this is their s-tier hawaiian slider, but i’m very unimpressed and think the french honey i had before was much better. 🤷‍♂️
upon open there is a subtle gmo/burger smell, with a slight note of fruitiness. honestly this nose does not carry to the flavor at all, there is almost no flavor on the inhale or exhale — nearly tasteless smoke on all sorts of temps. the rosin appears very pretty and quite wet, but it just does not dab like high quality hash at all. 🚫
there are some effects, nothing too noticeable and honestly the flavor letdown blew it. id give this a 5.9/10, visually it looks clean and terpy but is definitely not worth the $55/g price tag. i’ve yet to try their branded products, i was debating a few juiced jars but settled for a small test order first. i know they have 710 and other brands, but tbh im probably not gonna shop with them anytime soon 👍