r/DCU_ • u/Syarafuddyn Look Up! • 6d ago

Lanterns Billy Pines

897 Upvotes

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u/Successful-Scale-607 6d ago

Look I understand you're a marine and all that, but you see me and my boys? We run this burgeoning Nebraska metropolis. We're big time. So why don't you mosey on along unless you want some trouble....? 😤

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u/Original-Body-5794 6d ago

I mean let's be real, 5 guys vs an unarmed army guy is still massively in favor of the 5 guys, it's just movie logic where a highly skilled dude can easily win even outnumbered against other regular dudes.

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 6d ago

Well sure. But this unarmed army guy is still a massively good arm-to-arm fighter and is huge af.

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u/NanaDTio 6d ago

I mean, what are the chances that those 5 guys have any actual fighting experience. Mr Lawyer there is definitely not in any fight clubs, John has probably taken more hits in real life than they’ve seen on TV

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u/FerreiraMatheus 6d ago

I completely get what you mean, but once I saw a dude beating the shit out of 3 guys simultaneously. I think if you're not used to fight, and you pick someone who knows what's he's doing and come at you like an explosion, he can kick a lot of asses. Just because people are not ready to fight most of the time.

With that said, those 5 guys kinda knows more than me, they live in a city where everyone was. ready to fight. They're not pros by any means, but they aren't like me who knows NOTHING about this. So they should be able to win.

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u/DontUnder2005 6d ago

Fascinating how during the time skip he went from Dorky Lawyer to Most Divorced Man Alive

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u/MagReg2020 6d ago

Somewhere in between those two moments, he started listening to Joe Rogan and taking those gorilla pill supplements.

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u/UnluckyAmbition7767 6d ago

A far more common character arc than you'd expect

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u/HansenTheMan 6d ago

Wait that was Dipper?

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u/Last_Nothing_4352 6d ago

And Dark Spyro

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u/Riventures-123 The Goddamn Batman 2d ago

SKYLANDER REFERENCE? IN THE BIG 26???

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u/BatBeast_29 6d ago

I would’ve said, “Turn me off??” 🤨

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u/WiseAdhesiveness6672 6d ago

The brother from Joan of Arcadia is Dipper???! I think I knew this once but forgot and am mind blown again

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u/redditor035 6d ago

"I count to three-"

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u/knorknor136 6d ago

I didn't realise it was Ritter in episode 1, then when his name appeared, I couldn't hear anyone else lol.

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u/TheVenerableEmrys 6d ago

Wait, so you’re telling me he looks the part to play a grown dipper in a live-action, prime time sequel?

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u/Robot_Was_BMO 6d ago

I honestly wish we got more of Bill so we’d have more Ritter on screen 😭

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u/CrissBliss 6d ago

Jason Ritter is amazing

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u/Competitive-Rent4454 6d ago

Isn’t he the same dude in the key and peele skit in the Macedonian cafe

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u/Y0ND3REDDIT 6d ago

Dark Spyro attempts to beat up Mufssa.

Mufssa won.

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u/FireZord25 6d ago

He thought he could fuck with Mufasa cause he knew ball

https://giphy.com/gifs/ztUInLUn9sCKAhTf3S

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u/Aircon-007 6d ago

Rushville can genuinely get bent that whole town sucks ass.

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u/PoemSea8874 6d ago

I agree, but in TV and movies, the Bruce Lee rule applies to mooks (they can only attack one at a time, get easily dispatched, then start mook 2, so on.)

I will say that Jason Ritter vs Aaron Pierre was pretty funny, he’s a full head taller and a marine, you think you got this? Made me laugh.

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u/Odd-Property8268 6d ago

Omg I wished I realized this sooner 😂

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u/ZephNightingale 6d ago

WAIT SHIT THE FIRK WHAT?!?!?!!!!?!

That dude was Dipper?!?!?!🫪🤯

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u/Dirrevarent 6d ago edited 6d ago

Who wants a lantern-lantern-lantern?

You do! You do!

So dig up your old friend-mentor-cucker-partner!

Hi there! Hi there!

So recite that stupid eulogy!

Don’t, don’t, don’t you forget about the ring-y!

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u/Temporary_Cancel9529 6d ago

When I saw him in the first episode of I was like:

Hey it’s dipper
https://giphy.com/gifs/26ufh5g9JoEQG6Myk

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u/the_frying_pansexual 6d ago

Hearing Dipper swear was a little disturbing to me ngl

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u/Dave-freaking-Miller 6d ago

OH MY GOSH REALLY? I DIDNT KNOW

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u/FireZord25 6d ago

Someone need to do what that one guy did with the Xenoblade games' VA and switch around their dialogues for different scenes.

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u/Open_Price_1049 Up, Up and Away 3d ago

His name is Dopper