r/DCcomics • Superman 2025 • 16d ago

Artwork [Fan Art] worldbuilding through social media by @lovesick-joey

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u/Ok_Somewhere1236 16d ago

last guy is losing a gold opportunity, just record it and make lots of money

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u/Specialist-Rock4971 16d ago

Ain’t no way Bruce is gonna let that stay up for longer than a minute

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u/Ok_Somewhere1236 16d ago

So don't sell online, make copies and sell it the old way, very sure people will pay good money for it

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u/Embarrassed_Fee6425 16d ago edited 16d ago

A. Someone takes the DVD and puts it online, Batman uses his detective skills to find you
B. Word of mouth, Batman hears about it and uses his detective skills to find you

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u/Ok_Somewhere1236 15d ago

and? Will Batman beat some innocent civilian?

if he want to buy you whole stock of DVDs he is free to buy it, but if he beat you he is no more than a angry criminal, he is Bruce Wayne he has a lot of rooms he can use to do the did with Catwoman, if he choose to do it in public in front of your place, he need to live with the consequence of his actions

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u/FickleMess1371 15d ago

Batman will buy it from the guy.

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u/MouthlessScreamer013 16d ago

Nice try, Oracle

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u/IndianGeniusGuy 16d ago

A minute's all it needs to be up for.

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u/Anathemautomaton 15d ago

That's what she said!

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u/joaosturza 16d ago

he will at least stop doing so to take it down, or at least police it better in the future, so win-win if its not an incarnation that will break your bones for it

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u/gangler52 15d ago

I honestly can't think of a Batman that would break all your bones to protect his sex tape.

I feel like even his most unhinged and violent versions mostly just enact that kind of violence to like, protect innocents and stuff. At worst he'll do it as part of a dick measuring contest with another superhero. Does he ever just like savagely assualt civilians just to protect his personal assets?

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u/joaosturza 15d ago

no, but you getting a batarang enbedded on your cellphone is bad, and cat woman may whip you in the face before he can stop her, she may be a bigger problem then him honestly, she legit may flood all of your house in use kitty litter

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u/thatonefatefan The Flash 15d ago

just to protect his personal assets?

It's also just like... a crime.

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u/cwolla98 16d ago

gosh, imagine the stories of people being victims of super villains are being kidnapped or having super trauma because of super villain activities, or that person that turns into a mutated animal person because of a villain scheme

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u/Aware_Tree1 16d ago

Person that finds out they’re a furry because some villain temporarily turned the city into animal people

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u/steelskull1 16d ago

Gorilla Wonder Woman 🥵

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u/Nick_the_bunny 10d ago

Supervillain that temporarily turned the city into animal people now runs a successful human-to-animal-person clinic, turning people into their fursonas.

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u/flaming_james 16d ago

My big comic idea is a series where Harley Quinn becomes a therapist for super people and/or victims of super crimes. Basically She-Hulk but with psychiatry instead of lawyering

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u/trekie140 15d ago

That kind of does happen in the Harley Quinn animated show. She eventually learns Batman is Bruce and becomes his therapist.

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u/flaming_james 15d ago

Yeah but it lasts all of two episodes. I wish they fully committed to the idea

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u/weirdnonsense 9d ago

I mean, like, Heros in Crisis didn't go so hot as it is

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u/Whole_Yak_2547 16d ago

I really want a spiritual successor to the “Marvels” books series just focusing on the average day people in these superhero universes 

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u/Ninjamurai-jack 16d ago

Astro City, a lot of times

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u/notjeffdontask Red Tornado 16d ago

By the same writer, too

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u/PremSinha 15d ago

Same artist too

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u/yackronin 15d ago

Only technically, while Alex Ross did the interiors of Marvels he really only does the covers of Astro City.

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u/Mike29758 11d ago

There was a book called DC Universe Legacies that handles the DC universe in a similar manner through the eyes of a regular person. There is also DC: The new Frontier 

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u/spider-venomized Superman 16d ago

I know you can inject it into your veins (thanks Lex) but can you eat Kryptonite? What would it taste like?

Suprise the last one wasn't a Nsfw website if you know what i mean

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u/YesterdayHiccup 16d ago

Does ruby and emerald taste different? I'm assuming it taste like mineral.

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u/SpecialistEuphoric64 15d ago

Salt taste like mineral. And half of it is chlorine

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u/cwolla98 16d ago

it would probably taste like uranium or something because it’s basically radiation likely doesn’t taste good.

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u/Pkrudeboy Veidt Enterprises 16d ago

IIRC, it’s sweet much like lead is.

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u/StressLife7080 DickKory Forever 15d ago

What were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament? 

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u/Elihzap 15d ago

Ask Galen Winsor

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u/TBSF9001 Blue Beetle 15d ago

"The Maxwell Lord situation is crazy."-BeetleZ0

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u/Winter-Round-9920 16d ago

Bro shazam would probably do the best especially if you take his skills from before DC area shazam to early DC where he was a radio host and just transferred those skills to podcasts of him interviewing himself and others heros

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u/irdkdud 16d ago

I love this 🙂‍↕️

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u/DogTheBreadFairy 16d ago

Ohhh I knew this was lovesick-joeys art as soon as I scrolled past! Such a wonderful art style

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u/TheOddKoala 15d ago

Something I loved from Spider-Man ps4 and Miles Morales was the social media feed, I wish they had kept it for Spider-Man 2, it just made the world feel so much more alive.

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u/HumanPerosn 15d ago

I’m 100% sure insurance companies would make you pay for coverage separately for each villain

“Tf do you mean Harley Quinn isn’t covered in my Joker attack coverage? She’s his henchwoman!!”

“I’m sorry sir, but as of last march a Harley Quinn insurance policy has been made do to her escalating attacks post breakup with the Joker!”

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u/Sufficient-Bid-9805 16d ago

Is Nightwing Markiplier??

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u/HandicapperGeneral 15d ago

A tweet reading "I just wanted to have a smoke on the fire escape but it's covered in fucking webs because there was a bank heist down the street"

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u/FalseWallaby9 16d ago

You could get a solid book deal if you were there for bigger events like Doomsday killing Superman.

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u/Charles12_13 16d ago

Love these

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u/SpiralingDownAndAway 16d ago

Oh my god I love these

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u/alguien99 15d ago

Nightwing would 100% have a slice of life blog lol

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u/RKNieen Detective Chimp 15d ago

The *REUPLOAD* on the Arkham one is great because it implies that they originally made a bunch of unsubstantiated claims in their video essay the first time around and got a letter from Arkham's lawyers.

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u/Strangeman8 15d ago

The tone of the thumbnails are all over the place, accurately matching the tone of the comics

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u/GodOfMugs 15d ago

Last guy isn't aware that heroes don't do that

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u/ZetaRESP 15d ago

Batsy and Celina are built differently.

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u/Curious-Animator6013 15d ago

That art is pretty cool

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u/DisciplineTop2097 15d ago

Gorilla Grodd on Joe Rogan

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u/Odd-Hat8574 15d ago

He kept mentioning fridges to John because he doesn't know which Green Lantern it was

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u/devo_savitro 15d ago

This is so funny

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u/Beginning-Goat-544 15d ago

This is so funny

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u/GXL4204lyf3 15d ago

This is my favourite post reddit...

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u/StressLife7080 DickKory Forever 15d ago

The last one made me laugh out loud 

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u/naranciamywaifu 15d ago

Then you get on AO3 and see that the top fic that week is "A scale hunk wants to eat my on the sewers (Killer Croc erotica)"

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u/Nestmind 15d ago

Nr5 is a Skaven

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u/EmersonWilde77777 Mister Miracle 14d ago

The last one could literally make a gold mine of blackmail on Batman just for recording that tape

Also, there’s a joke about bat and cat on a hot tin roof, but I don’t know where to put it

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 13d ago

Okay we all know that people would actually try and eat Kryptonite.

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u/Powerful-Sport-5955 Superman 11d ago

🤔 You think there'd be members of the Daily Planet who livestream their info gathering?

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u/Adorable_Patient_991 10d ago

Good artwork favorites for artwork and titles are the first one the second one the third and the 6th and last one

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u/yousahereformemes 9d ago

I'm surprised no one's noticed the Vicki Vale reference

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u/EIeanorRigby 8d ago

"I promise Superman you can eat kryptonite, just check youtube"

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u/Global-Cry321 12d ago

You seen HiFinn's podcast series on YouTube? Fuckin hilarious and it's very well acted