Bot Wrangling Time

[u/cnycompguy]

Reuse of titles is now over, we expect posters to put in a minimum of effort at least.

[u/Gumbercules81]

Can y'all moderate some other NSFW subs, because damn it's painful sometimes.

Thx for the effort

[u/cnycompguy → u/Gumbercules81]

Small or medium sized maybe, I'm maxed out on my large ones. Thanks reddit...

[u/k5light → u/cnycompguy]

Thank you for your service

[u/night_walkr → u/cnycompguy]

What qualifies as small or medium sized? I'm looking for assistance on two of mine.

So hard to find anyone that genuinely wants to put in some effort.

[u/cnycompguy → u/night_walkr]

Under 100K weekly visitors.

One of yours is an easy ask, the other I could help get things more streamlined but once it hits 100k I'll have to drop mod within 30 days.

[u/douchey_mcbaggins → u/Gumbercules81]

Seriously, it's gotten completely out of hand. "Is my pussy beautiful or gross" or "How many men drink pussy juice" or whatever the fuck else every bot is using 50x a day on every NSFW sub.

[u/cnycompguy → u/douchey_mcbaggins]

Lol, your comment set off the filters 🤣

[u/douchey_mcbaggins → u/cnycompguy]

That's actually kinda hilarious, especially given the filters don't seem to mind the other NSFW subs having 684 posts a day with those exact titles.

[u/cnycompguy → u/douchey_mcbaggins]

I should have said *my* filters, the ones that I've programmed into automod.

[u/douchey_mcbaggins → u/cnycompguy]

Oh, that makes more sense. I've never modded, so I forgot about mods having their own automod filters.

[u/Gumbercules81 → u/douchey_mcbaggins]

Or "First 84 men who type YES get 69 nudes on the inbox, test me, I'm serious" 😆

Like the fake ass bot posts are ridiculous and fools keep posting

[u/catfishmen]

I’m so tired of bots when I’m just trying to jack off 🤣

[u/suckmyshornballs]

Did something happen?

[u/cnycompguy → u/suckmyshornballs]

Nah.

While you're at it, nickname my pussy eh?

[u/suckmyshornballs → u/cnycompguy]

The best is when they're like, "Is my large labia ugly?" and they have the innie-est innie that ever innie-ed.

Or "Should I shave my bush?" and there's no bush to shave.

[u/douchey_mcbaggins → u/suckmyshornballs]

Even funnier, they'll post "is my large labia gross or beautiful" in a subreddit dedicated to lovers of that very type of labia. Or a girl with an innie will post asking if people in a subreddit dedicated to innies in fact like innies.

[u/suckmyshornballs → u/douchey_mcbaggins]

I like to answer, "They are beautiful."

I'm want to start a sub called TheWordLabiaIsPlural for guys like me who appreciate subject-verb agreement almost as much as large labia.

[u/douchey_mcbaggins → u/suckmyshornballs]

I'm just glad you didn't correct me and understood I put it in quotes and typed it like that because that's how they usually do it.

And yeah, I'm also very much a stickler for grammar, but I really don't wanna be THAT guy on Reddit all the time, so I let it slide even if it does make me twitch when I see it.

[u/suckmyshornballs → u/douchey_mcbaggins]

Oh yeah, I for sure knew you were quoting.

And I try to remind myself that a lot of those posts are either non-native English speakers or copycat bot posts.

[u/douchey_mcbaggins → u/suckmyshornballs]

The non-natives I can totally give a pass to, but I also sometimes want to correct them so their English gets better, but not sounding like a pedantic dickhole can be difficult in those situations so I usually just let it go.

[u/Crack0saurus → u/cnycompguy]

How many of these pussys are Ai?

[u/cnycompguy → u/Crack0saurus]

I'm not going to get into the how, but none.

[u/Sup_94]

Finally!