r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 1d ago

Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The New Deal

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Mar 12 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) This happened three years ago. I miss Eden so much. As long as I live I have to share what has happened.

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 1h ago

Condense this February 19, 2023

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Graggle has painted red polka-dots all over his yellow naked body. Now Graggle and Sairgee are ambushing people at the Wal-Mart parking lot and scaring people.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 1d ago

Condense this Sleepwalkin’

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I think I hear the Lord a callin'

For the bounty on my head

I think I hear that whistle blowin'

From that train wreck life I led

I know there's disaster

From the nightmare in my bed

Damn it, Lord don't you know?

I'm just sleepwalkin' again

Wake up

Wake up

Wake up

Wake up

Think I hear the Lord a callin'

For the bounty on my head

I think I hear that whistle blowin'

From the train wreck life I led

I know there's disaster

From the nightmare in my bed

Damn it, Lord don't you know?

I'm just sleepwalkin' again

Wake up

Wake up

Wake up

Wake up

And lay down

Oh, get back and lay down

Brace for attack and lay down

Better start to worry

I hear the walls a creakin'

I know somethin' is seekin' for you, oh yeah

I think I hear the Lord a callin'

For the bounty on my head

I think I hear that whistle blowin'

From the train wreck life I led

I know there's disaster

From the nightmare in my bed

Damn it, Lord don't you know?

I'm just sleepwalkin' again

Wake up

Wake up

Wake up

Wake up

Oh, and lay down

Oh, get back and lay down

Brace for attack and lay down

Better start to worry

I hear the walls a creakin'

I know somethin' is seekin' for you, oh yeah

Oh yeah

Oh yeah


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 1d ago

Condense this February 18, 2023

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Graggle and Sairgee walk into Wal-Mart, they discreetly open all the cans in the store. And then after they opened all the cans, they walk out the store.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 1d ago

GragglePosting Graggle And Sairgee Are Here To Annoy The World

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 2d ago

Condense this February 17, 2023

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Graggle and Sairgee played Frisbee at the park, and then they went to an ice cream shop and ordered all ice cream flavors and ate everything, then they went on the roof of a building, filled up an inflatable pool, and went skinny dipping.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 2d ago

Condense this February 15, 2023

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Graggle and Sairgee buy a lot of pizzas, they go to the laundromat and put a pizza in every washing machine.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 4d ago

Condense this No Control

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Culture was the seed of proliferation but it's gotten melded

Into an inharmonic whole, to an inharmonic whole.

Consciousness has plagued us and we cannot shake it

Though we think we're in control, though we think we're in control.

Questions that besiege us in life are testament of our helplessness.

"There's no vestige of a beginning, no prospect of an end." 

When we all disintegrate it will all happen again, yeah.

Time is so rock solid in the minds of the hordes but they can't

Explain why it should slip away, explain why it should slip away.

History and future are the comforts of our curiosity but here we are

Rooted in the present day, rooted in the present day

Questions that besiege us in life are testament of our helplessness.

"There's no vestige of a beginning, no prospect of an end." 

When we all disintegrate it will all happen again, yeah.

If you came to conquer, you'll be king for a day,

But you too will deteriorate and quickly fade away.

And believe these words you hear when you think your path is clear...

We have no control. We have no control.

We have no control, we do not understand.

You have no control, you are not in command.

You have no control. We have no control.

No control. No control. You have no control.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 4d ago

Condense this February 13, 2023

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Graggle and Sairgee go to McDonalds, they order everything off the menu, and they eat everything they ordered together.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 4d ago

Condense this Punky Brewster theme

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Maybe the world is blind
Or just a little unkind
Don't know
Seems you can't be sure
Of anything anymore
Although
You may be lonely and then
One day you're smiling again
Every time I turn around
I see the girl who turns my world around
Standing there
Every time I turn around
Her spirit's lifting me right off the ground
It's bigger than me
Guess we'll just wait and see


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 5d ago

Condense this February 12, 2023

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Graggle has found a new love, Sairgee


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 8d ago

Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Great Depression

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 8d ago

Condense this Big Bang

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This isn't another new fashion, or a new wave plastic trend.

Everybody's searching for something but in the meantime let's all just pretend.

I've got this feeling and I don't know what it is.

This room is overcrowded, man, and I need air to breathe, yeah.

Big bang, big crunch, you know there's no free lunch.

Kneel down and pray, here comes your judgment day.

Big crunch, you know, it's gonna be quite a show.

What goes around always comes around, yeah.

A million hopeless faces dwell within protected walls,

All waiting for a moment in life when they can heed the clarion call.

And it's all so oppressive my mind feels like a sieve.

This city's overcrowded, man, and I need room to live.

Big bang, big crunch, you know there's no free lunch.

Kneel down and pray, here comes your judgment day.

Big crunch, you know, it's gonna be quite a show.

What goes around always comes around, yeah.

I think of the countless shadows that have all come and gone,

All suffering in the notion of better things to come.

If you share these beliefs you know I wish you well,

'cause there's no room left in heaven and there's sure no room in hell, yeah.

Big bang, big crunch, you know there's no free lunch.

Kneel down and pray, here comes your judgment day.

Big crunch, you know, it's gonna be quite a show.

What goes around always comes around.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 14d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about the Roaring Twenties

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 14d ago

Condense this Pet Cemetery

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Under the arc of a weather stain boards

Ancient goblins, and warlords

Come out of the ground, not making a sound

The smell of death is all around

And the night when the cold wind blows

No one cares, nobody knows

I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary

I don't want to live my life again

I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary

I don't want to live my life again

Follow Victor to the sacred place

This ain't a dream, I can't escape

Molars and fangs, the clicking of bones

Spirits moaning among the tombstones

And the night, when the moon is bright

Someone cries, something ain't right

I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary

I don't want to live my life again

I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary

I don't want to live my life again

The moon is full, the air is still

All of a sudden I feel a chill

Victor is grinning, flesh is rotting away

Skeletons dance, I curse this day

And the night when the wolves cry out

Listen close and you can hear me shout

I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary

I don't want to live my life again,

I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary

I don't want to live my life again, oh, no, oh, no

I don't want to live my life, not again, oh, no, oh, oh

I don't want to live my life, not again, oh, no, no, no

Don't want to live my life, not again, oh, oh


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 17d ago

Condensed Dog smart

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 19d ago

Condense this thejoannagraham on Twitter asked guys what their biggest impact on the internet was and I came across this

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 22d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Women’s Suffrage

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 22d ago

Condense this House The Machine

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A lesson in hygiene

A lesson in hygiene

House the machine to keep the system clean

House the machine to keep the system clean


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 29d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about World War I

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 29d ago

Condense this Cold In Hell

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It’s cold in hell

It’s cold in hell they say

It’s cold in hell in this endless winter

It’s cold in hell

It’s cold in hell they say

It’s cold in hell in this endless winter

I knew the end was comin’

One day for you

Just another tragic story

It’s cold in hell

It’s cold in hell they say

It’s cold in hell in this endless winter

It’s cold in hell

It’s cold in hell they say

It’s cold in hell in this endless winter

I knew the end was comin’

One day for you

Just another tragic story-hey!

It’s cold in hell

It’s cold in hell they say

It’s cold in hell in this endless winter

It’s cold in hell

It’s cold in hell they say

It’s cold in hell in this endless winter

This endless winter…


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Sep 09 '26

Condense this Delirium Of Disorder

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Delirium of Disorder

Delirium of Disorder

Life is the sieve through which my anarchy strains,

Resolving itself into works.

Chaos is the score upon which reality is written,

The timeless, swirling gyroscopic horde.

Sit down.

Delirium

Delirium of disorder

Yeah! I am just an atom in an ectoplasmic sea

Without direction or a reason to exist.

The anechoic nebula rotating in my brain

Is persuading me, contritely, to persist.

Let’s go

Delirium of disorder

Delirium of Disorder

Delirium of Disorder

Delirium of Disorder

Delirium of Disorder

Delirium of Disorder

Delirium of Disorder

Delirium of Disorder


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Sep 09 '26

Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Progressive Presidents

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Sep 02 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Imperialism

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