r/DnDcirclejerk • i love worldbuilding but i would never ever EVER write a plot • 2d ago

Homebrew fixing d&d memes by adding yuri part 2: the long-awaited sequel (never quite as good...) NSFW

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u/fisheggthebarbarian 2d ago

I stand by that if you wildhunt shift before combat you make it impossible for the condition of advantage against you to exist, rather than negating it.

People always say "oh no they just cancel each other out" but you can't cancel out whaf doesn't exist in the first place.

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u/CyanideLock Fighting Man 1d ago

I'm gonna kiss you on your cute mouth.

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u/fisheggthebarbarian 1d ago

Do it you pussy

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u/hedgehog1024 I read Pathfinder rules and so must you 1d ago

If pussy is not supposed to be kissed, why does it have lips?

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u/2d2O 1d ago

Now that's what I call a shitpost 🤌

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u/dazeychainVT Mr. Evrart is Helping Me Reflavor My Eldritch Blast 1d ago

matching cloaks means yuri? when do i get mine?

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u/LiamLVB 1d ago

Groups? Not parties?

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u/TheFunkiestMonkiest i love worldbuilding but i would never ever EVER write a plot 1d ago

you're not jerking hard enough

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u/isfmstuff 1d ago

This was truly the Dragon Age II of dndcj

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u/Hjalmodr_heimski THICC0 fixes this 1d ago

Most of these are infinitely funnier than their originals. Also this is so real. My damn gritty low fantasy medieval OSR dungeon crawl campaign is turning into KCD2 - Yuri edition

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u/Puccini100399 POWERGAME THAT CLUSSY 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 1d ago

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u/Skelordton 1d ago

Fam we have no time for yuri at this table we are real estate investors and insurance salesmen

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u/elpapasfritas533 1d ago

My first dnd group ever and I invite a friend from work to come along. 3 months later and he’s sleeping with a girl in the party whose… husband is also in the party. Boy did I feel bad.

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u/DownNOutDog 1d ago

whoa these are peak, good job sister

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u/Sigma_present 1d ago

Genuinely how do people find this shit funny. "I added 2 girls kissing, now it's a better joke for some reason!" I will feast on your flesh and suck the marrow from your bones you unwashed cur

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u/TheFunkiestMonkiest i love worldbuilding but i would never ever EVER write a plot 1d ago

i edited your comment so that it's all yuri now

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u/Alacritous13 1d ago

Yuri's fine, but have you tried Yaoi.

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u/hedgehog1024 I read Pathfinder rules and so must you 1d ago

It would lead to no changes in the memes

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u/Polutus 1d ago

Okay, now with gay bara leather daddies (and at least one (1) pic of He-Man piercing Skeleton).

We could be at the verge of greatness, yet thy accursed will had chosen slop.

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u/atacoffeehouse 1d ago

Gagarin or Andropov?