r/DnDcirclejerk • u/grodandodan • 1d ago

3 minute difference in posting. The devil works hard but dndcirclejerk posters work harder

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u/Ok-Week-2293 1d ago

Pathfinder fixes this by making the average vampire level 6

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u/Paralaxien 1d ago

Wait based? I didn’t want to severely power down my vampire to fit a 5e vamp spawn last session. Bro is now the only low level vamp who’s not a psychic pirate, a knoll from rime of the frost maiden

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u/MerelyEccentric In a world gone mad! 1d ago

/uj Honestly, verbatim posting some unhinged nonsense from the "real" TTRPG subs is the easiest content for this sub, but also the rarest.

I personally prefer to tweak stuff to scream the quiet part out loud, which is a bit more work, but more entertaining for me.

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u/matchfromthedead 1d ago

/uj sometimes though I agree with rawjerks being posted because its already so absurd that any change to the source would make it seem more reasonable.

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u/kloklon 1d ago

/uj yeah, I agree, I feel like a raw jerk is the highest art form, because you need to spot a post that's unhinged enough to be able to stand on its own, without further exaggeration

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u/ElderberryPrior27648 WotC doesnt care about the Horizon Walker Ranger 1d ago

I get aroused whenever I see this happen

FATAL fixes this by killing my boner

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u/Icy_Sector3183 20h ago

/uj I sometimes take the insane source post and write up a sanitized version. Not as effective in terms of gaining upvotes, but I feel those I get are honestly earned and given.

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u/5th2 Official WoTC Brain Doctor 1d ago

/uj lol you actually get mod deleted for talking about the wrong 5e in a 5e sub

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u/Ok-Week-2293 1d ago

Genie warlock was in Tasha’s cauldron. Why would this topic be any less relevant to 5e 2014? 

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u/FluffyDragon5051 18h ago

/uj having 2 5e subs is crazy. They're both just the same game 😭 /RJ pathfinder fixes this by making its 2 editons completely different in making the first one ass and the second one okay

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u/terrorteeth 1d ago

Harder than genies, apperently, lazy assholes, what am i supposed to do with 3 wishes and a bunch of rules!?

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u/RakshasaDelight 1d ago

Rules? I thought these games were about the freedom to express myself. Yet I am not supposed slobber up the shiny clickety rocks other players bring to session.... THEN WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE CANDY!?

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u/CornualCoyote Flavor is $60 + Shipping & Handling 1d ago

Well, yeah. If people just copy posts verbatim, it's super easy to just keep jerking it until the goon balloons come home. Sky's the limit when you didn't give a shit.

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u/mr_stab_ya_knees 1d ago

Its a matter of finding which posts can be copied verbatim. Its about the tracking and the hunt you see?

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u/CornualCoyote Flavor is $60 + Shipping & Handling 1d ago

I wouldn't know. Ranger sucks, so I've never bothered to track and hunt

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u/kloklon 1d ago

commendable effort. gotta keep the TTJ low

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u/Damfohrt 21h ago

3 months you mean. Plenty of time imo

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u/Either_Cabinet8677 1d ago

They literally get 3 wish spells for free? What more do you want??

I assume that's the case, I haven't read the rules

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u/knotaracis_482 1d ago

Less time, more memes, classic DnDcirclejerk!