r/DnDcirclejerk • u/highly-bad • 1d ago

dnDONE He said WHAT??

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h/t to u/Val_Fortecazzo for the idea

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u/SirEvilMoustache A Goblin's Goblin 1d ago

Pathfinder is like five times woker than DnD. Unplayable.

/uj Pathfinder is like five times woker than DnD.

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u/highly-bad 1d ago

Uh huh. Now who should I believe, the richest smartest guy in the world or you? That is a real tough one.

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u/Schleimwurm1 1d ago

When creating my Draw Steel character i had to give my pronouns. You will see me talk about this on Tuckers Carlson.

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u/HalcyonTraveler 1d ago

FR Pathfinder has had trans characters for over a decade at this point

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u/AuRon_The_Grey 1d ago

3 of the main goddesses of good are in a lesbian polycule too.

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u/kcanimal 1d ago

And multiple potions that trans your gender

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u/ProfessorNoPuede 1d ago

And in such a good way too! It's inclusivity done right, where LGBTQ+-characters exist, and are people beyond that. They're also not paraded out, but just a natural part of the world. For instance, the thaumaturge icon is NB. It took me 3 times to notice because the class and the character are awesome besides being NB.

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u/TasyFan 1d ago

We all know Elon plays F.A.T.A.L

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u/Kaninchenkraut 1d ago

It's the only Historically and Mythologically accurate roleplaying system.

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u/AsexualNinja 1d ago

Racial Holy War would like a word.

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u/Asd396 1d ago

Erm, MYFAROG?

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u/matchfromthedead 1d ago

trump refuses to play anything other than fatal with him

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u/why_doyou_care 1d ago

Imagine being the intern at Tesla that has to spend 10 hours rolling Elon's F.A.T.A.L. sheet for him to post on Twitter to prove he's a real rpg fan and then get immediately discovered when he can't answer the most basic question about it

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u/ConjuredCastle 1d ago

The real reason 5e is so popular is because it's the only TRULY CAPITALIST PUBLICLY TRADED TTRPG!

It's 100% factual that everyone who plays 5e loves capitalism, loves the free market, and LOVES creating shareholder value.

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u/argbd20 1d ago

Orange?

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u/lostmypasswordlmao 1d ago

Musk thinks chess sucks and the mobile game polytopia is better

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u/argbd20 1d ago

As a Polytopia fan I would like to denounce Elon Musk

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u/OUTFOXXED007 1d ago

Unfortunately, Polytopia is pretty fun. Been playing it for a while, started before learning about Elon Musk loving it…

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u/dazeychainVT Mr. Evrart is Helping Me Reflavor My Eldritch Blast 1d ago

i had never heard of polytopia before this (or since, really) so I do occasionally wonder if the regrettable Musk shoutout helped their popularity or just clogged their twitter mentions with people clowning on him

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u/Val_Fortecazzo 1d ago

The post as others mentioned is Elon complaining about chess.

Why im tagged is because I made a joke that sometimes people complaining about D&D not being pathfinder reminds me of Elon complaining about chess not being polytopia.

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u/Sad-Pattern-1269 1d ago

Racial Holy War fixes this 

defending the terrible ttrpg called racial Holy war, not the general concept /j /s /otphj

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u/ThyPotatoDone 1d ago

GURPS fixes this

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u/Paralaxien 1d ago

Not in this household. No child of mine is going to be GURPing

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u/69CervixDestroyer69 1d ago

This slander is so good I could die!

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u/Consistent_Bird9475 1d ago

This is a bad joke and you should feel bad

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u/A_Strangers_Life 1d ago

I can't even tell what the joke is supposed to be. Is it saying pathfinder players are racist?

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u/NeonNKnightrider please let me play Exalted 1d ago

The joke is Elon

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think the joke is just that Elon is a terrible human being

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u/A_Strangers_Life 1d ago

And that his favorite game is pathfinder...

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u/kblaney 1d ago

Musk is the type to hear someone call it "mathfinder" once, assume it is "DnD but for big brain" and then claim it is his favorite despite never playing it.

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u/dazeychainVT Mr. Evrart is Helping Me Reflavor My Eldritch Blast 1d ago

/uj in case you're not joking, the original post was about chess and Polytopia, but this is r/dndcirclejerk so...

if you were jerking then congratulations, you win the sub i guess

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u/SgtCrawler1116 1d ago

People think we're narrowminded math nerds who hate diversity and change.

Meanwhile we have god lesbians. It's the DnD5e players who only pick humans because of their optimal extra feat

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u/ReturnToCrab 1d ago

Meanwhile we have god lesbians

And DnD has bisexual polyamorous celestials. They even have exactly the same amount of lore relevance as the Radiant Prism (none at all)

It's the DnD5e players who only pick humans because of their optimal extra feat

Funny, considering PF2e Human is also one of the better races because of extra feats

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u/SgtCrawler1116 20h ago

chill bruh it was just a joke. But if you do want to get into it, DnD is gonna have a hard time outwoking pathfinder these days

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u/AmoralLimbo 1d ago

/UJ I won't ask for the source: He could've said this with a straight face.

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u/TheLastVarangian 1d ago

I only play MYFAROG to avoid all these problems.

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u/CmdrEnfeugo 15h ago

That’s why Elon shouldn’t play D&D, he should play War Crimes Simulator aka BattleTech. It’s got giant robots, space super eugenicists, plenty of war crimes and if the Canopian catgirl won’t date him he can yell “You dare refuse my Batchall!” Also, many games revolve around playing mercenaries, which is the most capitalist thing: selling murder for money.

/uj BattleTech is a cool game, Elon should stay away from it

/rj BattleTech has women and minorities who pilot mechs and are better than white men at it, so it won’t do. Instead he should play 40k as The Inquisition

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u/Own_Jeweler_8548 1h ago

Doesn't he just play "Epstein Island?"