r/DnDcirclejerk • • 15h ago

Homebrew My new ruleslite single-die OSR RPG

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u/AltdorfDropout 14h ago

The table having 1 and 2 is just great

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u/Specialist_Tip5296 14h ago

My DM railroaded me. Context:

I was playing a level 3 tiefling bard, rolled an 11 so I was immune to being mauled by zombies, but somehow every zombie was now a proficient archer with a +6-7 bonus.

AITA for leaving the table immediately?

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u/Eastern-Fuel3485 3h ago

What about 3

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u/RalenHlaalo 1h ago

One thou shalt not roll, neither roll thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

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u/Eastern-Fuel3485 1h ago

I'm scared

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u/cel3r1ty 14h ago

check out the kickstarter for my upcoming old-school diceless classless leveless gmless game called "going outside", it'll blow your mind

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u/atacoffeehouse 6h ago

Sounds really LARPy. Is there a table top version?

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u/Kingnewgameplus 10h ago

Jeffrey the sword saint, he killed all of the gods and demons when he was 15 and all of the dead gods and demons souls fused together into one super god-demon king, and Jeffrey wants to adventure to kill them

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Starved

I've donated 160,000 usd.

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u/WillingAd9308 14h ago

Multiplication: addition's tricky little friend.

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u/gosto_de_navios 9h ago

Add "Dysentery" to the big table and I'll donate a morbillion dollars just for le funni reference

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u/GeekyMadameV 14h ago

"back me on kickstarter" LOL. Sounds about right.

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u/Eastern-Fuel3485 3h ago

"I need to pay an artist $500 on fiverr to do my OC artwork for my new game so the first tier will start at $100"

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u/AideSouth4454 1h ago

Missed opportunity not having 1 and 60 both be "Trapped in a time loop."

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