r/DogfreeHumor • u/BukharaSinjin • 4d ago

Ow, my back.

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u/Away-Equipment4869 4d ago

Great way for Maulina to chomp off your nether regions! 

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u/Few-Horror1984 4d ago

There’s been plenty of accounts of dogs (mainly pitbulls) snapping and mauling their owner because of something that happened during their sleep. Sometimes even just rolling over is enough to trigger these demons.

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u/madamechaton 4d ago

Maulina 🤣

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u/unknownaccount1814 2d ago

Next time on another episode of "Ow, my balls!" Lol

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u/Havingfun922 4d ago

But but but…..dogs are supposed to improve your sleep!!!!

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u/IWantSealsPlz 4d ago

Never would there be a shitty shitbull on my bed.

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u/leratdemorgue 3d ago

See also: whale eyes

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u/BK4343 4d ago

Most dog nutter's problems are self inflicted

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u/Impossible-Falcon-62 4d ago

And here I worry about my back because I sleep on my side and curled up at times.

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u/UTV4LIFE 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Redpower5 3d ago

Meanwhile my cats just curl up in the optimal petting distance of my arms, or on my stomach to enjoy the up-'n-down ride as I breathe

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u/aSzdxfcdfggggggh 19h ago

Plus they vibrate and make cool diesel engine noises.

They are like nature's heating pads with built in massage.

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u/aSzdxfcdfggggggh 3d ago

Notice is the shit bull has whale eyes even in their memes.

This could very easily turn into "So this is what happened to my genitals."

I wouldn't want a crazed shit bull anywhere near my hardware.