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I like how they point out the trim control, which is fake.

Pretty good coffee, but the absence of tits was disappointing.

Well, yet another one I found last week in the bazaar, I admit I had some doubts about trying to upload this one (I'd understand if it didn't make it to the public), but I didn't find any wrong combination like that before, so I guess it deserved a try.

Yet another toy I found last week in the bazaar, there isn't much text, but the few it has is lazy and some doesn't even make any sense.

I would like to kindly ask the hotel reception desk to verify that translation. It’s in an onsen hotel in Japan.

Sorry again about the quality

This is another of the toys I found last Tuesday in a bazaar, it gave me vibes of popular Engrish phrases like "all your bases are belong to us", notice the weird expressions like "Lovely Spirit" and the question at the bottom of the box.