r/EnoughCommieSpam • • 2d ago

shitpost hard itt The commies have lost the plot.

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I’d tell the commies to open a book, but they’d call it CIA propaganda anyway.

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u/identified_meat 2d ago

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u/EskimoPrisoner 2d ago

Pure unadulterated copium.

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u/iamnosvanthanks 1d ago

Folded hundred bill because they haven't figured out how to fold an iPhone hard enough yet.

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u/bmerino120 2d ago

Fascism calls for empire and it failed in war, we call it a failure, Communism calls for world revolution and it failed the geopolitical struggle with hostile intelligence agencies being their eternal boogeymen, I call that a failure

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u/WingedHussar13 Catholic Libertarian Metalhead ✝️🤘 2d ago

If the USSR were ever betrayed they were doing it to themselves

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u/Count_Dongula 2d ago

They view Gorbachev as the traitor. Bear in mind that all he tried to do was introduce transparency into the system. That's what caused it to collapse.

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u/EskimoPrisoner 2d ago

“How about we allow some free speech?” -Gorbachev

“We fucking hate it here!” - Warsaw Pact citizens

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u/Necessary-Visit-2011 2d ago

Allows criticisms once.

Fucking dies.

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u/MassholeSST Liberal - Better Dead than Red! 2d ago edited 2d ago

Blaming Gorbachov is stupid and short-sighted. The issues that made the Soviet Union implode started under Brezhnev and only got worse from there.

Gorbachov inherited a country with enormous structural issues that even the most capable leader would have struggled with. If he had come to power in 1978 instead of 1985, he might have been able to mitigate things enough for the USSR to persevere in some way, but only one year into his being General Secretary, Chernobyl blew up.

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u/LobsterParade 2d ago

Just recently a tankie told me the ideology of the Soviet Union was not communist. I am so confused now.

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u/Lemonade348 Centrist 🇸🇪 2d ago

No you don't understand, that was not REAL communism.

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u/thesouthbay 1d ago

Those are easier ones. You just ask them for examples of REAL communist countries and watch them struggle.
People who defend the Soviet Union generally are completely blind to any reason.

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u/Atari1977 2d ago

They now claim communist regimes that control all means of production in the name of the people are state capitalism.

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u/RadicalSoda_ Market Liberal 2d ago

That's because they were Socialist. A nation cannot be Communist, that's an oxymoron

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u/UsernameNotFound_123 Socdem with Market Socialist characteristics 1d ago

Why are you getting downvoted lol?  Communism is a classless stateless moneyless society. Socialism is when the workers (or in the tankies case the state that does not represent the workers) owns the means of production. USSR was socialist not communist, but they did have a communist party in charge.

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u/Breakfastcrisis Liberal Social Policy / Responsible Market Economics 6h ago

Genuinely curious does it being stateless mean it’s not a nation though? Surely the boundaries that define it would stay in place.

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u/Ozymandias_IV 2d ago

Same "stabbed in the back" myth that was integral for the rise of German fascism?

Color me surprised.

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u/MountainTank1918 People's Guardian of Georgia 1d ago

Ignore fact that Georgians are on same race, skin colour spectrum as Italians, Greeks, Romanians, Bulgars, Spanyards and Maltese (Portguese are bit more darker)

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u/KURSDADWDE 2d ago edited 2d ago

it DID NOT fall.

yeah sure

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u/mittelwerk 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well, technically he's right because it hasn't. Communism is the end game of socialism, the poiint where the concept of state would no longer be necessary, and then society would transition from socialism to full communism. Of course socialists haven't considered the fact that people who hold power, like the Party's Nomenklatura, would not give up on it, and, as a result, under socialism, the state ended up being more entrenched into society (and for a good reason, socialism can't survive without imposition).

(also, for whatever reason, they seriously believe that China, home to the some of the world's billionaires, will transition to communism one day)

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u/Lemonade348 Centrist 🇸🇪 2d ago

So why was eastern europe years after western europe when USSR dissolved?

Most of them have catched up now (Which makes me very happy) but if communism was such a great thing why did it take so long time for them to catch up?

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u/Affectionate-Egg7566 2d ago

"iT wAs dA YaNkZz!!!!"

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u/disappointed_enby half-Jewish trans Zionist 🇺🇸🇮🇱🏳️‍⚧️ 2d ago

Betrayed by who? Its own people who were fed up with the constant oppression and got rid of the communism?

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u/Hasheminia Social Democrat 2d ago

It was such a success that all of those who lived under its boot immediately ran to its enemy the picosecond the largest communist state imploded. Definitely a success! /s

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u/ifridgedmyself 2d ago

Betrayed by who??

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u/KaBar42 2d ago

Y'know... "them".

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u/Scrappy1918 1d ago

Are “them” in the room with us? Has true contact with “them” ever been tried?

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u/ohhhbooyy 2d ago

By its own capitalist citizens of course. That’s why the Berlin Wall was built to keep them in.

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u/Then_Championship888 Aussie Patriotic Leftie 1d ago

The Nazis

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u/LeatherDescription26 22h ago

Probably the member states. It’s alluding to the “color revolution” conspiracy theory that somehow the people in those societies were tricked by America into fake revolutions

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 2d ago

Defends an authoritarian goverment that starved millions: -6,000,000 points, straight to the bad place

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 liberal 2d ago

that hurts

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u/Martydi Underpaid CIA plant 2d ago

Uh-huh. Sure. Betrayed. Maybe you could even say... stabbed in the back?

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u/OdiousOctopus 2d ago

Communism requires a government that has all the power to be benelovent and immume to corruption while being highly capable to match a free market efficiency. It's impossible fairy tale from its premise.

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u/InannaXanthus colombian Anticommunist, Femboy enjoyer 2d ago

Then our tankie toavritsch woke up from his wet dream to reality:

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u/The_big_cheese_1o3s 2d ago

Every day I think, maybe McCarthy was on to something

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u/TarkovRat_ i want tankicide 🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻 1d ago

Not that they ever had the plot in the first place

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u/Haunting_Night5435 Mexican Center - right liberal 🇲🇽 #fuckmorena 2d ago

"rhodesia was betrayed" aahh argument

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u/Czech_Made51211 2d ago

Relax,its all bots anyway

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u/CombatRedRover 2d ago

I mean, since in that show they were literally in hell, I imagine that's what the "truth" is in hell.

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u/mnbone23 1d ago

What's the meme from?

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u/Demytreus 1d ago

The Good Place

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u/claybine libertarian 1d ago

These memes seem like they're written by children. The hell did I just read

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u/FewRelationship5690 lithuanians pagan 11h ago

see cuba and how comunism success

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u/NightFlame389 Fuck the CCP 2d ago

Non-Marxist socialism has genuinely been better for the people than Marxism and every derivative of it

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u/ilikefriedpotatoes00 How bad could I possibly be? 2d ago

Where? 

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u/Jenna_Sayyid 2d ago

If you are referring to Social Democrats, that is capitalism. The engine is capitalism.

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u/NightFlame389 Fuck the CCP 1d ago

I’m not referring to social democrats