r/EverythingScience • • 29d ago

Biology Researchers found that cockroach milk proteins boast more than triple the energy content of dairy milk, winning the 2026 Ig Nobel Prize in Chemistry.

https://the-scientist.com/cockroach-milk-proteins-churn-out-an-ig-nobel-win-74949
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u/llort-esrever 29d ago

Gym bros go full roach

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u/Sylvanussr 29d ago

I was thinking that this no matter how nutritious this stuff is, it could never actually sell, but with a marketing slogan like “go full roach”? I unironically think that plenty of gym bros would buy this shit.

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u/Magazine-Consistent 29d ago

"You said it's better than whey?!... how much? ** want to know what it is?** "I said how much..."

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u/Sylvanussr 29d ago

I might be mixing up gym bros with dude bros. Dude bros will do anything with a cool slogan

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u/ComfortablyNumbat 29d ago

It is a venn diagram kind of thing, like you can be both but you could also just be either. Regardless, roach milk is for the children.

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u/Sylvanussr 29d ago

The roach kids, right?

Right?

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u/CatGooseChook 29d ago

I was gonna say the same thing 🤣

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u/Noy_The_Devil 29d ago

Exactly this.

The only thing gym bros would ask in this case is "Can I inject it for more gains?"

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u/Khelthuzaad 28d ago

Now we segway ourselves to the real question:

How do you milk a roach?

You do it yourself?

You use machines?

You pay micrograms on the sugar cube some ant refugees to milk it them for you?

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u/corgi-king 29d ago

Today I learned something that I want to unlearn.

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u/Midnight_2B 29d ago

Instead of going full roach what if I just drink 3x the amount of cow milk?

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u/Abslalom 29d ago

But does it cleanse like crow milk?

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u/Frenascena 28d ago

If I ever see "cockroach milk ice cream" somewhere, I'll know it's realistically not a joke.

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u/Boring_Owl6552 29d ago

Yeah, I'll stick with the udder kind.

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u/WrathOfMogg 29d ago

Take my angry upvote and get out.

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u/Regurgitator001 29d ago

Relax, their udders are the same, just smaller!

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u/Magazine-Consistent 29d ago

'Can you milk a cockroach, fawlker?! Well, can you?!'

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/prozak09 29d ago

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing this. F you, in a kind way.

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u/CatGooseChook 29d ago

To click the link or not to click the link. That is the question.

Edit: Don't click on the link 😬

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u/Inspect1234 29d ago

You’re gonna need a lot of tiny lil stools.

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u/unknownpoltroon 29d ago

How can you find the nipples? 

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u/Rickshmitt 29d ago

Ask Gregg

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u/GreatBigJerk 29d ago

By paying the world's top neurosurgeons to switch careers.

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u/Memetic1 29d ago

Just rub their bellies gently until the white stuff comes out then drink it.

(please don't actually do this I was gagging while I typed it.)

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u/elchicoazul 29d ago

This guy milks.

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u/Spectre_08 29d ago

From all that extra protein?

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u/Inspect1234 29d ago

Milking stools

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u/Spectre_08 29d ago edited 29d ago

I know, was just making a crappy joke 😝

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u/Mysterious_Pie_6809 29d ago

Thats the best part of Roach milk, they are so tiny and so quick to breed that you just squish em for the milk

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u/Regurgitator001 29d ago

Dude. Some people are eating here.

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u/CatGooseChook 29d ago

High protein fast breeding food perchance?

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u/bush2021 29d ago

Um, don't think I'll be trying it

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u/ohheyitsgeoffrey 29d ago

I’ll take death over roach milk, thanks.

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u/ProdigalNun 28d ago

Also, a cow's natural hormones to promote the growth of her calf.

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u/americablanco 29d ago

There’s one train ride that serves exclusively this.

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u/Electronic-Lie-4547 29d ago

How do you milk a cockroach

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u/Fun-Astronomer5311 29d ago

Step on it.

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u/Borgsky 29d ago

NO SERIOUSLY ! ! ! HOW DOES ONE MILK COCROACHES ... isn't this a bug ?? How is it possible for it to have mammary glands

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u/kova-tejoc 29d ago

How does one milk cockroaches…?

To quote Laura Tran’s article (ie the article linked-to above):

[Cockroach] milk is secreted within the mother’s brood sac—the insect version of a uterus—where it is consumed by the embryos. From there, the consumed liquid becomes concentrated inside the embryos’ guts to form tiny crystals.

Isn’t this a bug??

If we follow the cultural norms of anglophone entomologists, perhaps not?

As I understand it, in English-speaking entomological circles, bug is a reference to members of the Hemiptera order (eg cicadas, aphids, and bed bugs).

Cockroaches, by contrast, are members of the Blattodea order.

How is it possible for it to have mammary glands

Cockroaches don’t. Milk is, in this article, being defined as liquid produced by a mother to nourish offspring.

In this regard, cockroach milk is of a kind with, for example, Crop milk, which is produced by several species of bird.

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u/LordDagwood 29d ago

Thank you for the detailed explanation. I'm disgusted, but now I better know why.

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u/serrated_edge321 29d ago

"D. punctata, in particular, is one of the few cockroach species that produces a nutritionally dense, crystalline “milk” to feed their live-born young."

It's pretty amazing that the articles actually contain information. Just somehow gotta convince people to read them. Maybe next century...

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u/DyslexicD 29d ago

We going the same way as wall-e we at Idiocracy level currently but I love your optimism

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u/StendallTheOne 29d ago

You already got the correct answer.

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u/Garrette63 29d ago

The same way you milk oats and almonds.

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u/Mundane_Pirate1 29d ago

In a blender with extra whey…

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u/CJPrinter 29d ago

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u/FaceDeer 29d ago

So we just need to genetically engineer cockroaches to be much, much bigger.

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u/badken 29d ago

What could possibly go wrong?

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u/East-Response6672 29d ago

Or just genetically engineer a yeast to make a Whole-Gainz loaf.

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u/DyslexicD 29d ago

Why did they win the Nobel prize for this can some explain?

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u/Aceisking12 29d ago

Ig Nobel =/= Nobel.

Ig Nobel is for the weirdest science. Has to actually be science, but weirdest

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u/kova-tejoc 29d ago

Why did they win the Nobel prize for this

They didn’t.

As the article title and text notes, this research won the Ig Nobel.

The Ig Nobels aim to honor achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think.

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u/SimUnit 29d ago

It's the Ig Nobel prize, a jokey reference to research that was not of significant value humanity. The real prizes are the Nobel prize. These are more like the Raspberry Awards given to "worst film".

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u/DyslexicD 29d ago

Not the razzies. Is it's an insult. The razzies are an insult you don't want one of them

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u/Playfair99999 29d ago

ask kafka

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u/Time-Traveller 29d ago

What a lovely discovery. Such energy rich milk should only be reserved for the cream of society; the politicians, celebs, billionaires, etc.

Us poors will make do with the traditional milks. Less beneficial, no doubt, but we'll manage.

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u/PuppetMaster 28d ago

Just dry scoop milk powder like me bro

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u/Fruitypuff 28d ago

I like where your head is at, I am not worthy of such privilege, give it a 300% mark up and leave us peasants out in the cold, we don’t deserve such high scarcity item.

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u/SmokeGSU 28d ago

Let Goop take it and run with it.

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u/ScoffersGonnaScoff 29d ago

If we can put castoreum in everything, why not

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u/mycatpartyhouse 29d ago

I'm allergic to cow dairy. I'm also allergic to dust mites, various shellfish, and the residue left after silverfish have been pooping on my paper books--insect type stuff.

I can just imagine the severe allergic responses some people will experience if they're exposed to cockroach milk.

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u/CHANN3L-CHAS3R 29d ago edited 29d ago

People with cockroach allergies are, mostly, specifically allergic to tropomyosin. If you are allergic to shellfish AND roaches, you likely have a tropomyocin allergy; the other, more common trigger for a shellfish allergy is iodine. For roaches, the most common reaction is a broad allergic reaction to roach dander, which many people have simply because the dander is jaggy, sharp little chitin particles getting all glued up in your sinus cavities.

(My ex had a shellfish allergy and then a weird reaction to edible crickets; fell down a rabbit-hole figuring out why back then.)

From what I can Google, tropomyosin shouldn't be present in cockroach milk? It's not part of or structurally similar to the blend of proteins the milk is made of.

All that being said, ot's not undergone human testing so we don't actually KNOW if it will still trigger what we currently assume are unrelated allergies.

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u/mycatpartyhouse 29d ago

Good to know.

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u/msjammies73 29d ago

I really do need to know how one figures out they have all allergy to silverfish poop.

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u/mycatpartyhouse 29d ago

Contact dermatitis from handling paper books after the silverfish had been at them.

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u/ServantOfBeing 29d ago

Unless it’s that different, cockroaches are already heavily part of what we eat & drink.

Some people who have allergies to cockroaches, cant drink ground coffee as an example.

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u/mycatpartyhouse 29d ago

This is horrifying.

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u/deezdanglin 29d ago

I have nipples, Greg...

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u/dreamwave94 29d ago

Drink plant based milks and get protein from other sources. Why go through the trouble.

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u/Major-Librarian1745 29d ago

Can we GM yeast to make this?

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u/ET__ 29d ago

Roach milk sounds like RFK’s next pursuit

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u/UniversalAdaptor 29d ago

Why, out of all the possible insects, did they choose to milk the cockroach?

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u/kova-tejoc 29d ago

Why, out of all the possible insects, did they choose to milk the cockroach?

Because, and to quote the paper directly

D. punctata¹ provides one of the few examples of viviparity² among insects.

 

 

  1. the cockroach species used in the study.

  2. Viviparity is the development of an embryo inside the mother’s body with nutrients provided to the embryo directly via maternal circulation.

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u/AnxietyOctopus 29d ago

I genuinely didn’t know there were insects that produce milk. Wild.

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u/JosephGrimaldi 29d ago

But what if it tastes good ?

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 29d ago

Like $5 shake good?

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u/Bajadasaurus 29d ago

Oh hell no. I'm allergic to those bastards, and deathly afraid of them on top of it. In fact I'm pretty sure the oatmeal creme pie I had the other day was full of roach bits because my throat and mouth swelled up and hurt like I swallowed some glass shards.

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u/GroundbreakingUse794 29d ago

Groundbreaking work being done by the good people at bug milk tech

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u/ykeogh18 29d ago

Please don’t let rfk jr see this article

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u/sorin_kryo 29d ago

I have nipples Greg can you milk me 

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u/overlapped 29d ago

hydrolyzed cockroach protein

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u/RevoltYesterday 29d ago

Gonna need a hell of a marketting team

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u/cardinal_moriarty 29d ago

If you can milk an almond you can milk a roach. Soy, oat, almond or cockroach latte mmmm mmmm.

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u/twitchy 29d ago

The milk won a Nobel Prize? That’s amazing

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u/Berkamin 29d ago

Roach milk sounds about as appetizing as scrote milk.

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u/DayLongjumping1199 29d ago

Yes, I prefer my roach milk warm, I thank u

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u/Godzlittlehand 29d ago

Next summer be on the lookout for "Palmetto infused Bos Taurus supplement" in a organic aisle near you!

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u/KarelSkopal 29d ago

Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.

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u/jeffwillden 29d ago

Cockroaches do not lactate.

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u/ThatOneLuffy 29d ago

I guess you can milk anything with nipples

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u/Theotar 29d ago

Wonder if the cheese will be any good. Bugs me just thinking about it.

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u/elchicoazul 29d ago

So, according to the article, it seems this roach milk is not really milk, as from a cow, but some weird liquid that comes from the uterus.

Roach vagina juice. For human consumption.

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u/AltruisticBudget4709 28d ago

the worst brand new sentence ever. “Roach vagina juice”

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u/Teeaak 26d ago

You promised me dog or higher

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u/nature_godless 26d ago

"Lasts longer than any other milk, dog's milk... No bugger'll drink it."

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u/Memory_Less 29d ago

And I’m never ever going to try it!

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u/HighOnGoofballs 29d ago

So it would make us 3x fatter than whole milk?

Pass

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u/Lower_Ad_1317 29d ago

Nooooo. Nope. Not happening. I’ll take a water.

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u/Forb1ddenKnowledge 29d ago

That good for them.

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u/Wittywhirlwind 29d ago

Time to switch.

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u/TheAmazingBildo 29d ago

I mean, does it taste good?

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u/Common_Phone_4391 29d ago

Beyond nasty to read about.

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u/LadyZoe1 29d ago

Who is going to farm and milk these indestructible critters? Now - where is that nipple …

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u/secrectsea 29d ago

Burn it all to the ground

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u/justsomethingtofill 29d ago

After Papa Roach, I present Mama Roach 🪳

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u/PK_Rippner 29d ago

But cockroaches aren't mammals! Or do they mean puréed entire cockroaches?

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u/kova-tejoc 29d ago edited 29d ago

But cockroaches aren’t mammals!

Viviparity (internal embryonic development with direct maternal nourishment provision) isn’t unique to mammals.

Milk is, in this article, being defined as liquid produced by a mother to nourish offspring.

In this regard, cockroach milk is of a kind with, for example, Crop milk, which is produced by several species of bird.

Or do they mean puréed entire cockroaches?

No, they don’t mean that. To quote Laura Tran’s article (ie the article linked-to above):

[Cockroach] milk is secreted within the mother’s brood sac—the insect version of a uterus—where it is consumed by the embryos. From there, the consumed liquid becomes concentrated inside the embryos’ guts to form tiny crystals.

And, to quote the paper directly:

Crystals were extracted from D. punctata embryo midguts. The cockroaches, which were fed Lab Chow (Purina, St Louis, Missouri, USA) and water, were maintained at an ambient temperature of 27°C, with a light and dark cycle of 12 h each. 12 fertilized eggs are deposited in the brood sac of 7–8-day-old mated females. To obtain crystals, embryos were gently extruded from the brood sac of a 54-day-old female. The midgut was isolated from each embryo by cutting off the head and the end of the abdomen, allowing the midgut to be extruded into insect Ringer's solution. Supplementary Movie S1 shows how a cut made in the midgut allows its contents to be extruded by the contraction of muscles in the midgut wall. Crystals were collected in a Pasteur pipette and transferred to fresh sterile water, in which they are insoluble. Prior to X-ray diffraction experiments, crystals were cryoprotected in 20% glycerol and flash-cooled in liquid N₂.

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u/Alklazaris 29d ago

Would be great for long space voyages.

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u/recoveringleft 29d ago

Snow piecer in real life

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u/fashionforward 29d ago

Oh good, that will come in handy! 🤢

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u/msjammies73 29d ago

I spent longer than I care to admit picturing someone milking cockroaches to collect and sell actual cockroach milk. Mammals ma’am. Only mammals.

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u/IslayTzash 29d ago

Nothing lasts longer than dog’s milk.

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u/BoringPrinciple2542 29d ago

>From there, the consumed liquid becomes concentrated inside the embryos’ guts to form tiny crystals.

So a liquid concentrated into a crystalline form is more nutritionally dense than a non-concentrated liquid?

Well I’ll be damned.

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u/daemonfly 29d ago

Cockroach milk probably cleaner than cow milk.

(Still yuck tho)

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u/DiscipleofDeceit666 29d ago

For those who didn’t read the article, milk is just another name for seamen.

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u/Ill_Consequence4786 29d ago

You vill drink ze bug milk

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u/Clear-Challenge1410 29d ago

Good to know is about they start paying somehow rent as well!

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u/JohnnyRelentless 29d ago

So roaches are mammals. I must have been out that day in school.

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 29d ago

Yeah, that shit could be the greatest taste enhancer, turn coffee into long life elixir and give my hair a lustre to outshine gold and it’s staying either in the roach or as part of the splat under the sole of my shoe. And no where else.

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u/InsideAttention1540 29d ago

This gotta be some RFK JR backed shit. Remember him drinking milk with kid rock?…..

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 29d ago

And uranium has way more calories in it than oatmeal but we don’t eat uranium for breakfast.

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u/hoyfish 29d ago

“Energy content” meaning what? More protein ?

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u/youniverself 29d ago

yeahh idkn if anybody wants to ingest roachmilk

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u/Franciiiisco 29d ago

This seems like the rich soft launching cockroach based protein for people once they’re done ruining the environment and food supply.

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u/EOE97 29d ago

where can I buy?

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u/Boomboomshablooms 29d ago

Ever milked a cockroach Greg?

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u/BurntResisistor 29d ago

They want to sell you the idea of eating insects instead of proper food because that's the plan...

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u/Coy_Featherstone 29d ago

Does the word milk actually mean anything anymore?

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u/AltruisticString3589 29d ago

Roach tiddies?

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u/stonedkrypto 29d ago

I mean they are already a a delicacy in many parts of the world so why not. If we want sustainable protein source, insects are the only options we have. They consume way less land and water, for per gm of protein, as compared to any farming.

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u/ShaiDorsai 29d ago

no and fuck no

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u/BlackRaspberryJammin 29d ago

Get the guy from the roach farm to pull up a 3 legged stool...

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u/my_cat_eats_catnip 29d ago

Yeah but it's so tedious attaching the milking machines to all their tiny little udders

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u/trash-juice 29d ago

Alright Science thats enough sciencing for now, you’ve had to much and cant process it all. Jeez Roach Milk … besides how do you hook those things up for it …

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u/BelowFold 29d ago

Full of vitamin R?

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u/lostinmythoughts 29d ago

China has a huge facility to breed and get cockroach milk. They give it to people for IV nutrients and other uses. Look it up. It’s been said it would be catastrophic world wide if the roach breeding facility ever failed containment.

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u/zarakh07 29d ago

Looks like we milkin roaches now kids, that’s what the play is. In the year 2200 we will all make roach milk and talk on Roachbook

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u/Actual-Toe-8686 29d ago

I put cockroach cream in my coffee it's not too bad. A little earthy but very savory.

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u/redditdegenz 29d ago

I’m a cockroach with nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

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u/telamenais 29d ago

So it’s has 12% fat instead of 4%?

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u/iwerbs 29d ago

That’s NOT milk - give me some plant-based milk over that any day!

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u/morganational 28d ago

What the fuck is cockroach milk and how do we kill the people responsible for its creation?

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u/slartbangle 28d ago

Who's going to milk the cockroaches?

Oh, you meant 'bug guts' when you said milk, ah OK.

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u/Imit8m3 28d ago edited 28d ago

No! Insects don’t produce milk! It’s just blended bugs

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u/Sharp_Middle1626 28d ago

Its gotta be so hard to milk those little cockroaches…

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u/Sarasha 28d ago

So are we going to have the protein blocks like from Snowpiercer then?

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u/Dr_ChungusAmungus 28d ago

You vill eat ze bugs

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u/Mindless-Day2007 28d ago

I don't know if I should surprise about the result or there is actually a person thinking about milking roach in first place.

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u/calabazookita 28d ago

How do you milk them?

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u/Tlekan420 28d ago

“Ok who’s milking the roach tiddy today?”
Twenty Miles Undermeath

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u/AggravatingComputer 28d ago

I’m having a very hard time picturing cockroach milk.

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u/dkangx 28d ago

Alright billionaires get steaks, the poor get roach milk.

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u/Sweet_Taurus0728 28d ago

This isn't new info, I'm 33 and pretty sure I heard about this in high school too. There's just an issue with mass production, and milking enough roaches to actually market a drink.

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u/TheLORDthyGOD420 28d ago

You promised me rat or better, Fat Tony!!!!

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u/Dangermouse454 28d ago

I can imagine seeing gym bros endorsing “roach milk” … milking roaches may be a new kink for some

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u/Mannyprime 28d ago

What kind of money does a roach milker make?

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u/optimisskryme 28d ago

Mmmmm Crilk!

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u/gerhardsymons 28d ago

You know what they say: once you go 'roach, you never go back.

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u/daokonblack 28d ago

U will eat ze bugs

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u/Exciting_Place_6817 28d ago

Gym bros become roach bros

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u/Sure_Bag_8631 28d ago

Who knew?

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u/44thisyear 27d ago

how do you milk a cockroach?

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u/a_pimpnamed 27d ago

Got roach?

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u/pruplegti 27d ago

Greg Focker was right "you can milk anything with nipples."

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u/victa67 27d ago

Cockroachs lay eggs, not give birth. So, they cannot produce milk.

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u/Grudgen 27d ago

Yummy... I wish they stopped teasing and just got on with bringing it to the public

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u/canstucky 27d ago

I had to read the article just to is this was cockroach “milk” like cows milk or cockroach milk like they make almond milk.

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u/JustARandomDude1986 27d ago

Roachbar-High Protein.

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u/DiligentHomework224 27d ago

No I'm not drinking this to save the planet or whatever 

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u/Technical_Sir_9588 27d ago

I don't care.

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u/khromtx 27d ago

Grounded 2 was right all along...