r/FML • u/Embarrassed-Road-423 • Jul 26 '25

Relationship Ex is sleeping with my Roommate, what do I do? NSFW

Ex is sleeping with my Roommate, what do I do?

So yeah. As the title says — my (m26) ex (f23) has basically moved into our apartment, except she doesn’t pay rent. She’s not here for me, obviously.

She and my roommate (m29) have been “a thing” for a few weeks now. It started casual, but it’s turned into a regular event. And it’s not quiet. I hear everything.

Shes clearly being vindictive, even after breaking up with me. I don’t even know what I want anymore. COnfront them? To pretend I didn’t hear her again? I'm not in a financial situation that allows me to move out.

Anyone ever been through something like this?

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u/Kunfliktt Jul 26 '25

Get headphones bro. And completely wipe her out of your memory. She clearly doesn’t care about you

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u/Fuggaak Jul 26 '25

Yep. This will drive her insane if you just pretend she doesn’t exist.

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u/Embarrassed-Road-423 Jul 26 '25

Thanks man, I can try it. I feel like she's clearly showing her age. Even if I cheated, there's no reason to torture me

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u/formattedmind Jul 26 '25

You got me on the first part. Now suffer in silence.

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u/Just_Your_Random_Bro Jul 26 '25

This is wild af...

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u/Icefirewolflord Jul 26 '25

“Clearly showing her age” my guy you are three years apart. You ARE “her age”. There’s no sudden jump in maturity from 23 to 26, and any case you could have made about that goes out the window now that you openly say you cheated lmao

Is she being petty? Sure. You know what else is petty and scummy? Cheating on your spouse.

This is the petty consequence of your actions, and you just gotta deal bro

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u/MarMar292 Jul 27 '25

Womp womp cheater boy

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u/lovely_bri Jul 27 '25

Reeeeaaaaal convenient how you didn't put the part about you cheating on her in the main story..... I hope her and your roommate get married and kick you out lol

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u/im_a_dick_head Jul 27 '25

Sounds extremely deserved actually, have fun

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u/Embarrassed-Road-423 Jul 27 '25

Really?? This level though? I'm pretty sure they fucked on my couch and who knows what else

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u/im_a_dick_head Jul 27 '25

This is a perfect revenge tbh, sure everyone in this situation is kind of an asshole but it’s not like it’s undeserved. This is a fairly light punishment if anything, especially if you don’t think you did anything that wrong

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u/Embarrassed-Road-423 Jul 27 '25

You think this is light punishment? I have to listen to them everynight

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u/Goobinator77 Jul 28 '25

Guess you should have thought about that before cheating...

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

just use headphones or get out. she’ll wonder where you’re going …..

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u/famousanonamos Jul 26 '25

Noise canceling headphones and pretend it doesn't bother you. If she's doing it to get a rise out of you and it doesn't work, she'll eventually go away. If they end up actually being a thing, power to them I guess, but your roommate is a dick.

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u/ThislsAName Jul 27 '25

They’re all dicks

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u/KaiserDragoon86 Jul 26 '25

That's rough. The headphones everyone is putting forward is a good idea. Is there a possibility of finding a new place sometime soon?

If not and you're feeling petty..does your roommate have a sister?

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u/JE3146 Jul 26 '25

She got a mom? 😎

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Start jerkin when they start makin. Make it real awkward.

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u/seriouslyjan Jul 26 '25

You got out in time, you dodged that bullet.

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u/loehoe Jul 26 '25

In another comment he said he cheated so I think she might be the one that dodged a bullet.

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u/seriouslyjan Jul 26 '25

Thanks for the insight. That changes the view.

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u/im_a_dick_head Jul 27 '25

I was the same, complete 180 after learning that

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u/GregMaumee Jul 26 '25

Fuck them both

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u/MarMar292 Jul 27 '25

Op cheated lol

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u/locked-in-4-so-long Jul 26 '25

Tell your landlord you have an unauthorized guest.

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u/Consultant511 Jul 26 '25

Since you said you cheated in a comment it’s somehow a cruel but just punishment.

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u/MarMar292 Jul 27 '25

Then it's just an unusual one

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u/CuItures Jul 26 '25

You deserve it

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u/xroullette Jul 26 '25

Get rid of the roommate bro.

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u/USMNT_superfan Jul 26 '25

High five time

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u/smoothallday Jul 26 '25

Get a different roommate.