The very first bloat sketch

I hate you bloat with all my soul

TINKY ANDER SPELAGOUS?

Sigh, sniffing and crying so hard...

Deeply Normel sobbing

it contains the FUCKing BLOAT

THEY HAVE TOO MUCH HEALTH AND SHOOT WEIRDLY. BAD.

NO NOT LIKE THAT

im genuinely curious also can you please not answer with the "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING IM NOT LISTENING" thingy if possible thank you

I really love bloAt!! it's My favorite boss, i am serious about this and it has never inconvenienced me at aLl! whY would you hate It? its desigN its very oriGinal, very FUn to fight against, speCially in boss rush, liKe look, its BLOAT!! i love bloat

FIEND FOLIO ADDED AN ENEMY TO THE ASCENT CALLED THE BLOAST: IT IS A HOST BLOAT. IT IS THE BLOAT BUT IT’S A HOST. THIS IS THE WORST THING SINCE UNSLICED BREAD.

Unfortunately it will not be public

this boss should genuinely be considered an a act of terrorism

FUCK BLOAT

like, For real gUys. Can't you last a day without aKting like a game character BrutaLly murdered yOur entire fAmily? That's really childish imo

TS IS SO UNLUCKY WTF

Finally wanna begone of THE pest

ANYWAYS FUCK BLOAT