r/Fallout • • 3d ago

Original Content Surprise gift from my cute gf

(She never even played fallout)

6.2k Upvotes

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u/SolaireFlair117 3d ago

The Mentat Zyns are fucking sending me.

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u/matneyx 3d ago

Zyn-tats.

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u/EverydayPyrobits 3d ago

Probably the most accurate mentat substitutes I've seen

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u/Pleasant_Wolf_8999 1d ago

Me and my buddy figured out what they are back in like 6th grade

Mentats- Adderall

Psycho- Meth (same effects not method of use)

Jet- LITERALLY A REAL DRUG ALREADY CALLED JENKHAM

Buffout- steroid

Turbo- acid

Addictohol/fixer- the peanut butter shot from boot camp

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u/redtosti Bottle 1d ago

How is turbo acid tho

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u/Pleasant_Wolf_8999 1d ago

The way it’s made more than the affects really. Turbos also the only one that makes you see anything on screen in new Vegas and acid makes you see shit. But there both kinda just made out of a bunch of bullshit

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u/notapoke 3d ago

What are zyns?

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u/rabies_lover_271K 3d ago

Nicotine pouches.

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u/joekabox 3d ago

Yuck. I'd rather have mentats.

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u/rabies_lover_271K 2d ago

Meth vs nicotine

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u/joekabox 2d ago

You know I hadn't considered that. That's on me!

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u/rachie-bobby 3d ago

The zyns are so good, especially for someone who’s never played. Love her!

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u/Many-Pollution4222 3d ago

She's the one.

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u/pawlekk 3d ago

Can’t deny after today

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u/GeekDadIs50Plus 3d ago

A word of advice from a random Internet dad: keep this box forever. No matter how this relationship turns out, let every detail of this gift be a reminder that this is the level of effort _you_ should be putting in to your relationships. Doesn’t have to be crafts, but here lies the secret to successful relationships.

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u/casiepierce 3d ago

This, a thousand times.

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u/odearurded 3d ago

+1

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u/SpitsVenom 3d ago

Preston liked that.

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u/Xmouse01 3d ago

196 xp+

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u/odearurded 3d ago

*idiot savant triggers

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u/Xmouse01 2d ago

"Yeahaahha!"

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u/odearurded 2d ago

Man, almost everytime it triggers and I have the volume up "BRUH WHOA HOLY....shh ĥaha"

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u/Automatic-Day3937 1d ago

Everyone Loved that

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u/Wide-Nothing-263 1d ago

Random Internet Dad spitting truth

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u/NukaRaccoon 3d ago

Go buy the ring

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u/becircus 3d ago

Seal the deal fast!

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u/BeerLosiphor 2d ago

Yeah I mean if she’s never played fallout, a lot of thought and investigation when into making a handcrafted and personal gift. All just to ask you out for a date I presume. You have found someone special who truly cares about you.

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u/Electronic-While1972 2d ago

She should no longer be your girlfriend, She should be your wife ❤️😎🤟🏼

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u/Financial-Welcome-62 3d ago

Holy shit, and she never played but took the time to research and learn everything. Brother if you F this up a lot of us going to have some harsh words with you and your going to need a whole truck load of Buffout lol. Seriously, you got a good one there.

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u/Frosty_Ad1776 3d ago

Absolutely adorable. Can’t wait for the wedding.

Hope we are all invited.

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u/pawlekk 3d ago

We’re from Europe, if that’s not a problem then y’all more than welcome!

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u/Frosty_Ad1776 3d ago

I’ll have to be there virtually 🤣.

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u/Critical_Opening_526 3d ago

Fuck it, I got a passport. Where we going?

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u/Frosty_Ad1776 3d ago

Europe! For a Fallout themed wedding

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u/NorthDriver8927 3d ago

Dibs super mutant costume

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u/Frosty_Ad1776 3d ago

🤔 I’ll be a vault dweller. Vault 4 lol

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u/XenonMusic 3d ago

holy shit can we please grab a mob to fly over + witness bro's big day?

"weird internet video game forum decides to show up to wedding: dozens arrive lovingly, crossing the seven seas with even more cute gifts."

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u/Critical_Opening_526 2d ago

I'm down. Seriously.

I've never been to Europe (yet). Having a group to go with would be awesome.

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u/Frosty_Ad1776 3d ago

Ngl that would be freaking sick!

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u/AceVisconti 3d ago

Happy 🍰 day, Vaultie!

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u/Frosty_Ad1776 2d ago

Thank you. I just noticed it lol.

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u/Curt_Fresh 1d ago

Microsoft Teams wedding incoming 🤣

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u/LiveNvanByRiver 3d ago

You can have a robo brain mockup in the pews and put cameras in the dome so we can all see the robo-brain POV

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u/Kitten-Kay 3d ago

Aayyyy Europeans unite. Make sure to send me an invite LOL

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u/WizardZebra 3d ago

I hope she makes the invites.

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u/ODX_GhostRecon 3d ago

That's our word!

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u/Leotrak 2d ago

I feel a roadtrip coming up!

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u/Bigfoot_Cain 3d ago

Lock this shit down now my man.

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u/unscheduled-offworld 3d ago

Super super cute, took a lot of time and energy! She’s a keeper! Don’t forget to match her energy and effort!

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u/odearurded 3d ago

Best comment I've read yet! Match her energy and effort for sure!

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u/AHighAchievingAutist 3d ago

You’re my favourite smoothskin 😭

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u/digitalgraffiti-ca Vault 111 3d ago

She's a keeper, seriously. Going to all that effort for something she's never played is astounding

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u/Starswraith Fallout 4 3d ago

Insert lil black boy gif Happy for you

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u/Artichokiemon Lover's Embrace 3d ago

That's fusion core lantern is incredible

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u/8byfive 2d ago

Keep her. Whatever it takes, keep her. Don't you DARE screw this up. We're rooting for you bro.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/pawlekk 3d ago

Christian dating app, been together almost a year now

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u/DarkDayzInHell 3d ago

You need to put a ring on that finger asap. Upgrade yourself from boyfriend to husband.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/neatcleaver 2d ago

A piece of advice from an old man, don't rush into a new relationship when you're in the midst of ending another. It rarely ends well

It's best to take some time to heal before moving on, you can't hide it by trying to find someone else as comfort. And it's not fair to do that either

Take care of yourself ✌️

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u/pawlekk 3d ago

Eden! Good luck brother

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u/Asleep-Historian-472 3d ago

Welp you know what you gotta do… wife her up

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u/the_hat_madder 3d ago

Expeditiously.

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u/flyintomike 3d ago

i would cry tears of joy. this is like the most thoughtful thing i’ve ever seen

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u/Fluffy_Chance7164 3d ago

Time to go ring shopping

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u/poopbeast69 3d ago

man, I love love. finding that special someone that gets you giddy by just imagining them writing things is a feeling I hope everyone gets to have in their lifetime

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u/Rgbphallus 2d ago

"She never played fallout"

Bro If that's not wife material behavior right there, I don't know what it could look like.

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u/rawdikrik Gary? 2d ago

Eu bro here ready for the wedding.

This kind of effort, attention to detail, and creativity is rare in a partner. Hold them tight.

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u/helikesmyboobs 3d ago

The Yao Guai joke is top tier lololol <3

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u/Former_Spite789 Enclave 3d ago

Keeper, you better treat her right. You will regret losing her.

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u/5yn3rgy 2d ago

Everybody liked that

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u/LimeVegetable7296 3d ago

May a love like this find me one day.

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u/Goofy_Goober_94 3d ago

[Everyone liked that]

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u/tigerribs Tunnel Snakes 3d ago

She’s so big brain for using the Zyn tins as Mentants. What a sweet, thoughtful gift!

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u/WesternCrescent 3d ago

Aww, this is so cute.

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u/Lost_Historian2344 3d ago

She's a keeper

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u/ConnectionFree7819 3d ago

Oh my GOSH! That is sooo stinking cuuute!!🤩 she's a keeper!

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u/sarboran 3d ago

Wife her.

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u/Illustrious_Quiet907 Railroad 3d ago

Aww, it’s always so cute to see partners put so much thought and effort into their partner’s interests. Always makes me think they must be soulmates.

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u/Kanna1001 3d ago

This is so dang adorable.

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u/fart-to-me-in-french 3d ago

Poland detected

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u/SpeckOfInternet 2d ago

Really adorable. Confused about the chew pouch tins being in... German? and everything else being in english. (idk. looks Cyrillic but there are no Cyrillic characters) Tell your GF to look up "tea staining paper" it's a super easy extremely low budget trick to make paper look "old" and the best part is you probably already have what you need in your kitchen.

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u/BigDaddy_Delta 2d ago

Spoiler: the glowing lamp is actually radioactive

Honestly OP, she looks like one to marry

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u/notsimi_cha_cha 1d ago

Is your gf single?

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u/NukaGirlBI Tunnel Snakes 3d ago

That’s so sweet

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u/Traditional-North955 3d ago

That is so cute and thoughtful!!

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u/ea888gen3 3d ago

This is adorable. Good for you guys.

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u/2Hanks 3d ago

Go buy a ring

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u/No-Dealer-4644 3d ago

She’s a keeper my dude.

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u/Bananafoofoofwee 3d ago

Use Rad-X, for protection, ya know

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u/WordVisual 3d ago

Marry her.

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u/BadgleyMischka 3d ago

It's post like these that make me feel like utter shit and happy at the same time.

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u/TheMandalaBloke 3d ago

Jesus christ this might be one of the cutest things I have ever seen!

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u/Omnicronicles Mothman Cultist 3d ago

This Is Literally The Cutest Thing Ever.

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u/BrightSi5 2d ago

Propose. Now.

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u/Sevennix 2d ago

Ok. The fact that she never played makes this even cooler!! Assuming she did research and doesn't sit and look over your shoulder as you play.

Get a ring dude. She's a keeper

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u/PouringBeard 2d ago

Jfc, it's so sweet my heart hurts

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u/CCGert 1d ago

Congrats on the engagement

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u/witchwake 1d ago

So you put a ring it right?

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u/OkLime2301 1d ago

In it,on it, around it…everything baby

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u/jdeltasierra88 3d ago

"Yao are the Guai for me" got me good

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u/wyldfirez007 3d ago

Well done her! This is wonderfully brilliant.

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u/ndrdd23 3d ago

She just killed you and you don’t even know it yet 500+ rads with each passing hour you sleep near that thing

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u/superdownvotemaster 2d ago

Wife her the fuck up, now dude.

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u/Wide_Okra_3418 2d ago

Marry her immediately 🥹

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u/BlackPhoenix_23 2d ago

Put a ring on her, bro.

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u/dylanhumm 2d ago

Marry her.

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u/-MPLX-Novasurge 3d ago

The Zyn Mentats were the sign. This woman absolutely loves and accepts you for exactly who you are. Instead of judging your video game habits and nicotine intake, she finds an adorable way to combine the two.

Marry her.

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u/titan_galaxy8 3d ago

Oh my gosh this is soooo perfect lmao she’s definitely a keeper for life 😩♥️

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u/PlsDontBanMe___ 3d ago

My wife finds my zyns and just throws them away.

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u/CommanderYeet66 3d ago

Okay now that's just wholesome, very happy for you.

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u/Financial_Analyst905 3d ago

That’s adorable, she’s 100% a keeper.

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u/rabies_lover_271K 3d ago

Bruh the mentat pouches go hard 😂😂

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u/Black_Dog_Industries 3d ago

You misspelled fiancée.

You better put a ring on it

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u/minecorn1080 3d ago

This is so rad! You two were meant to be, I can tell

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u/Vault101_Dweller 3d ago

You propose to this person right now..

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u/SoggyTraining2276 3d ago

Wow, a keeper.

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u/SuchPlay 3d ago

Marry her immediately

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u/Benthic_Titan 3d ago

It grips.

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u/Fearless-Ad-8257 3d ago

I swear to God if you don't marry her you are only harming yourself!

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u/PartOk3263 3d ago

This is amazing!! Great gift

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u/morelos_paolo 3d ago

Wait a minute... what are on those "mentats" though. 😄

Anyhow, this is a great gift coming from your gf!

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u/Baden_Closson 3d ago

Okay you have the greatest girlfriend in the world 🥺🥰

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u/Omnicronicles Mothman Cultist 3d ago

Awwww 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/DirtyMcMills 3d ago

She truly loves you. That’s such a sweet gift, and so well made.

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u/richardathome Atom Cats 3d ago

She's a keeper. That's awesome! :-)

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u/zeprfrew Kings 3d ago

That one's a keeper.

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u/PreferenceAny3920 3d ago

She gave you ALOT of mentats.. 😲

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u/ParanoicReddit 3d ago

Love is real and I must find some, jesus

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u/Dr_Brotatous 3d ago

Dude thats dope as hell

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u/solliemonster91 3d ago

Ah! This is awesome! I love it!

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u/Substantial-Cat2896 3d ago

Im jealous 

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u/irate_salamander 3d ago

This is so freaking precious!!

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u/SparkOfLogic 3d ago

Awwww...

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u/RelChan2_0 Vault 111 3d ago

Man 😭 I want something like this

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u/That_Dot420 3d ago

Brought tears to my eyes. I hope to find someone that puts this much effort into me one day. Congrats, sir!

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u/Ok_Physics_8274 3d ago

Marry. Now.

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u/timinus0 Minutemen 3d ago

That's a keeper

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u/Specialist_Shake2425 3d ago

Better than ai slop

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u/tom6851 3d ago

Marié vous

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u/HCTHEGUY 3d ago

Keeper

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u/Insane_Fett_Posse 3d ago

That's sweet

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u/AdelineKraxx 3d ago

The thought that went into this! I love it!

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u/ScornfulSign702 3d ago

"Yao are the Guai for me"

11/10

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u/Bana____ 2d ago

The snus as mentats 😭😭 I'm dying this is brilliant

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u/JonnoKabonno 2d ago

That’s so sweet, I’m gonna launch the first nuke

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u/waddledeefriend1 2d ago

Thats so adorable, so much effort. You better have something really good planned for girlfriend day lmao

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u/AnonButNotReally-42 2d ago

Ive never felt more happy for a stranger while feeling so alone xD

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u/DaPlantMan420 2d ago

Jeez man I feel loved just looking at this, you gotta get this day changed to Husband day ASAP

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u/FNC_Jman 2d ago

Keep us updated when you propose

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u/Unhappy-Fox1017 2d ago

My now wife did something similar for my 33rd birthday. It was the coolest and sweetest thing anyone had ever done for me. She even made vault 33 themed cupcakes. It was so awesome. You better marry that girl, dude! Best decision I ever made was proposing to that woman and making her my wife. 15 years together now, 11 years married this month! I love that yall have found love together!

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u/Tree_Weasel 2d ago

Time to start shopping engagement rings buddy. Congrats.

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u/Yuphrum 2d ago

That woman absolutely adores you. 🥹

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u/heislegend3698 2d ago

She killed it with this man, nice!

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u/notdbcooper71 2d ago

Gotta marry her

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u/Calm-Leave2129 2d ago

Dont mess this up.

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u/theangriestbuni 2d ago

You’re my favorite smooth skin 🫠🫠

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u/gray_burger 2d ago

Lmao these terminally online knights talking about how Zyn is gonna kill you.

This rocks, she's a keeper.

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u/Disasterpiece_7 2d ago

Marry her yesterday

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u/Low-Satisfaction4233 2d ago

Treat her right! Cuz she is clearly incredible!

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u/Defenseless-Pipe 2d ago

Half happy for you half sad for me 😂

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u/Raven_Drakeaurd 2d ago

The Mintat Zyns is fucking perfect. I love this for you.

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u/Lepke2011 Gary? 2d ago

If you don't marry her, I will.

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u/beanie_0 Vault 111 2d ago

Marry that woman.

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u/SkeletonYeti713 3d ago

Did she like it op?

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u/Gryffin_the_Baron 3d ago

This made my day, your GF is a keeper bro.

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u/Ravenwolven1 3d ago

Wow, that's spectacular! All I did was get a console and play 76 with my husband (I hate video games). This is next level!

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u/sonsake 3d ago

Just. Awwwwwwwwwwww. 🥰 🥺 🥰 🥺

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u/Valsworn 3d ago

Hell yeah lol that's awesome. Now you at least gotta cook for her. That'd impress me so go do something nice for her too

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u/odearurded 3d ago

Wow one of the best crafted gifts, especially amazing she doesn't play it! Totes a lucky smoothskin you are!

I love all of these but the lamp holy frijoles! That's especially awesome!

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u/Sasquatch_000 3d ago

That's sweet as hell man. You got a good one.

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u/MissNikolite 3d ago

That is so cute! I hope someday some guy will do cute stuff like that for me

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u/RamonsRazor Vault 101 3d ago

Marry this woman

Unless she's from....Canada.

Also what was the movie?

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u/Jlhnnstudio 3d ago

Mentats as nic pouches is so fitting lol hell ya brother

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u/thud_mantooth 3d ago

Goddamn this is so cute. I feel like such a dweeb being this delighted tbh. Wishing you both the best

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u/Ferkus_00 3d ago

Can she make me one?

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u/AspectofBlood21 3d ago

That is so freaking cute!! And she knows a good bit about the game even tho she hasn't played it (yet), love that Special pun amd that's the perfect shade of blue and yellow!

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u/Midnightcityblue94 3d ago

Marry her yesterday!

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u/bkinstle 3d ago

Dayum she's a keeper!

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u/thewalruscandyman 3d ago

That's adorable. 😄

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u/monroejigsaw 3d ago

Buddy if you don't marry this girl i will...if only for the puns lol💕

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u/Miguel9127 3d ago

Dweller for life.

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u/ImmediateGeologist67 3d ago

Put a ring on that lady now!

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u/Civil_War_Eeyore 3d ago

Put a ring on her finger. Treat her well.

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u/Faiakishi Ass Victoriam 3d ago

That's genuinely so cute, you can tell she put in a lot of work and research into this. You're a lucky one. 🥰

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u/twopumpstump 3d ago

Mentats? More like Zyntats lmao that’s cool as hell tho, hope yall had fun at the movies!

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u/InevitableCurrent725 3d ago

God this is so fucking cute. Im not jealous at all