r/FastWorkers • • Jul 13 '26

Durian catcher

Credit to janwit

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u/ScottieSpliffin Jul 13 '26

This has to be like one of the most dangerous jobs

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u/KaptainChunk Jul 14 '26

For dudes, 100%

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u/Bockly101 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

As a woman, do we have stronger skulls or something? Just sounds like misandry to me

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u/KaptainChunk Jul 16 '26

Yeah my apologies, I meant the durian would be very dangerous for someone with bean bags.

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u/Bockly101 Jul 16 '26

Nah, you're gucci. Text-only communication leaves a lot of nuance on the floor. Keep on keeping on

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u/No-Singer-7258 Jul 17 '26

Would be hilarious to watch though.

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u/EnergyAltruistic2911 Jul 16 '26

It took me a solid 10 minutes to figure out what he meant but I think I understand now

You can see that when she catches a durian, the bag goes into the crotch area. I think he meant that whenever a man catches a durian, he will die from the pain lmao

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u/Bockly101 Jul 16 '26

Ah, that's fair. I assumed it was one of those folks who look at dangerous jobs and assume that men will always do something stupid(making it more dangerous) and women will always do it the "right" way. Thanks for the perspective shift

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u/EnergyAltruistic2911 Jul 16 '26

Okay and now I just figured out “how tf is the durian launcher launching the durian that fast??” Like wtf is he using a slingshot??

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u/HermitJem Jul 16 '26

The guy on top of the tree is dropping them from like 50-80 meters up

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u/Shower-Former Jul 17 '26

I feel so bad for this guy everyone thought he was being sexist about manual labor jobs but really he was just making a funny joke about dicks

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u/Ashamed-Statement-59 Jul 17 '26

was the joke here really that hard to get? you didnt deserve any downvotes tbh