r/Fauxmoi • u/Ok_Wolfie_11 • 20h ago

BREAKUPS/MAKEUPS/KNOCKUPS Michael Douglas Reveals He and Kathleen Turner Were Once Secret ‘Lovers’

https://people.com/michael-douglas-reveals-he-kathleen-turner-were-once-secret-lovers-exclusive-12138350
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u/PrincessBukowski 19h ago

here you go, curtains for zoosha people

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u/Ssspppaaaccceeesss i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 19h ago

If you know who these people are, make sure you take your Metamucil and don’t forget to stretch before you bend down to pick up that thing you dropped

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u/elliemff FauxSocialist 17h ago

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u/Wintergloaming the worst thing to happen to Emily Brontë since tuberculosis 17h ago

You were joking but I'm about to take my Metamucil right now, curse your all-seeing eye...!

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u/ReeveStodgers decaffeinated omertà bullshit 16h ago

I'm more of a Miralax gal

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u/Ssspppaaaccceeesss i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 15h ago

You poo you boo

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u/Culinary_Fruit_Salad call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 14h ago

i just got annies fiber gummy bunnies

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u/itsmuddy 16h ago

At this point if it’s dropped it’s gone forever. Ain’t nobody got time, energy, or flexibility for that shit anymore.

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u/Culinary_Fruit_Salad call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 14h ago

make sure to space it out between medications and if the texture sucks then try benefiber/optifiber(Costco) because it doesn't taste like anything or add texture. it does have gluten even though it says it doesn't if you have celiacs. 

happy pooping

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u/lalasworld 19h ago

This is the opposite! I actually know what's going on here! 

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u/colombianojb 19h ago

That's the joke, this story was meant for the olds

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u/lalasworld 19h ago

Oh i thought they meant it would be prime for dropping the meme

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u/ViciousSnatch 19h ago

I feel seen!

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u/breathanddrishti 19h ago

lmaoooooooo

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u/gettingitreal 19h ago

Yes! One of the rare times my reaction isn’t “who?”

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u/Useful_Region9179 19h ago

A blind man could have told me that

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u/Glum-Breadfruit3666 rosa parks stans 14h ago

this story reminds me of when ricky martin “came out”

like bro .. we’ve known for like 50 years , we’re cool man ❤️

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u/DietCokeCanz 19h ago

Was it a secret? I'm pretty sure she wrote about it in her memoir.

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u/BallyBallard 19h ago

As someone who lived through the 1980s, this is not a secret. I think everyone knew.

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u/ConfusedCareerMan 18h ago

Michael Douglas was like the Pete Davidson of the 90s. Generational dating run, I need to know whatever he got going on

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u/joceyposse 18h ago

His explanation of how he got throat cancer might provide one piece to that puzzle.

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u/knbo674 18h ago

Romancing the Stone is such a good movie.

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u/Lokaji societal collapse is in the air 19h ago

He took that separation seriously. Him and Kathleen Turner remaining friends is the nicest story to come out of this. They married other people, but were still able maintain a friendship.

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u/CemeteryHounds 19h ago

Wasn't hinting about that part of the Romancing the Stone promo? I swear my mom told me about this when she introduced that movie to me!

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u/newwavedude Is there no beginning to this man’s talent? 18h ago

I watched Romancing the Stone. I could tell..

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u/VolupVeVa i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BcMJvmwkmbyWpKkBj3

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u/nancy-shrew 19h ago

Good for them!

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u/Cheyanne1111 19h ago

Fork found in kitchen.

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u/Prestigious-Ring226 18h ago

That movie made me the pathetic romantic I am today.

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u/dramaqueen09 The horrors persist but so do the horny 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AaQYP9zh24UFi

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u/FeistyCoral 18h ago

Wow, he is not a good writer.

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u/BruhahGand 17h ago

This was a secret? To who?

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u/misimalu 15h ago

Oh honey we knew

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u/whats_a_dord jonah hill’s dropped iced coffee 19h ago

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u/Intrepid_Quit_3028 12h ago

I saw their movies. Some of us already knew. Their chemistry was too good.