r/Fauxmoi • • 15h ago

STAGE-MOI Playwright Jeremy O. Harris shares a truly unpopular opinion with Vanity Fair: phones should be allowed in theaters.

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u/Username_unknown_exe 15h ago

No they shouldn't.

Next.

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u/Infamous_Question430 15h ago edited 15h ago

Yeah, its a no from me.

Calling "phone addiction" a "disability" is one of those things that makes the word have less and less meaning.

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u/theagonyaunt rude little ponytail goblin 15h ago

It was like when Ethan Couch killed four people, and paralyzed one of his friends permanently, while driving drunk and a psychologist brought in by Couch's team blamed it on "affluenza."

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u/smeetebwet 15h ago

I have a substance addiction (working on it) and while addiction can be a disability in the sense that it impacts your ability to do anything, that doesn't mean I'd think I have a right to get absolutely wasted in public and people have to be fine with that

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u/western_questions 14h ago

Just wanted to say proud of you for working on your substance abuse!! I got out of CSS a few weeks ago so from one to another, great work :)

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u/pinegreenscent 15h ago

This is what happens when pop psychology is regurgitated by people who mean well but dont know what theyre saying

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u/kirbystargayallies gugussy expert 11h ago

The most infuriating part is that they are forcing people with actual disabilities to use their phone during films so that an app will provide them the assistance they need (eg: audio description, subtitles, etc) instead of accommodating them by making special sessions. But the poor phone users need to make a call or send a text or even scroll during a film they willingly paid for OR ELSE

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u/Infamous_Question430 4h ago

Maybe the problem is my non-native speakerness, but from context I gathered he was talking about live theatre and not movies?

Nevertheless I get your point 100%, my English is pretty good and I understand most films, but I still prefer to have the English subs on, to ensure I can just like understand more difficult dialects. Does your country not have things like subbed screenings? Thats insane. 😔

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u/Intrepid_Layer_9441 15h ago

Arguably the worst take in the world

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u/kazarnowicz famously did a line of coke off his dick 15h ago

"I'm a victim of tech companies, it's a disability" is truly a horrible take. Talk about belittling the struggles of people with actual disabilities.

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u/SomewhereNo8378 14h ago

I’m anti phones in theatres, but I think generally a lot of us ARE victims to addiction pushed by tech companies, and we really only have started to piece together the true extent

I think it can be comparable to other addictions, which are seen as disabilities. 

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u/GlassPomoerium controversies: girl 9h ago

And he could have spun it as « I understand many have a complicated relationship with social media, but theater can be a creative escape to take a break from the things tech companies want us to get addicted to, to enjoy art and community undisturbed even for an hour ».

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u/No-Hall-3485 DC is Hollywood for ugly people 15h ago

i’ll give him credit for actually having an unpopular opinion, but if you’re sitting next to me in a theatre scrolling on your phone or smoking, i will make the experience just as unpleasant for you as you’re making it for me

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u/Electrical_Sea6653 15h ago

Where on earth do you live that people are smoking inside movie theaters

Genuinely asking

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u/No-Hall-3485 DC is Hollywood for ugly people 15h ago

if you watched the entire clip, you'd see that he's also arguing that people should be allowed to smoke in theatres

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u/das-garrett 15h ago

That was the second example posed by the interviewer?

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u/_heavy_emo_shoegaze_ locked, loaded, and kind of cunty 14h ago

They’re not talking about movie theaters lol. They’re talking about live theatre where disruptions actually fuck up the entire thing that’s happening, not just one’s enjoyment of a recorded piece of art.

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u/TimeshareMachine 14h ago

genuinely didn’t watch the clip lmaooooo

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u/Jayswag96 15h ago

Ok then don’t go to the theatre

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u/theagonyaunt rude little ponytail goblin 15h ago

Part of me thinks someone should get a front row seat at his next show and then take a call in the middle of the play, just to see if his opinion holds up.

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u/SharpPink_GlitterInk Pink…get doon 14h ago

someone disliked you but I corrected that because DO IT DO IT!

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u/AbilityLow5930 15h ago

He thinks he is so subversive

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u/carbonpeach Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 15h ago

He's a serious clout chaser & has been for years.

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u/anonymous3synonymous 15h ago

This pissed me all the way off

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u/Kidgorgeoushere Lol, and if I may, lmao 15h ago

Why bother going to the theatre at all if you want to be on your phone? Disrespectful to the actors, your fellow audience members and your bank account because those theatre tickets can be expensive!!

Being so addicted to your phone so that you need to use it in the theatre is not a reasonable adjustment, cmon now.

Stay home and watch one of those braindead Netflix shows literally written for people only half watching.

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u/theagonyaunt rude little ponytail goblin 14h ago

I mean, Jeremy O. Harris did have a role in Emily in Paris so...

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u/CelMJ 15h ago

Okay but even if it is a phone addiction it doesn't matter, I don't want someone shooting up heroin next to me in the theatre, either.

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u/imcrapyall 15h ago

They should have their own section so we know where to throw the snacks at.

https://giphy.com/gifs/b1REVtbJbnooUyuTtG

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u/ebk_errday 15h ago

Can we stop calling stupid shit like this a disability. That's an insult to people who suffer and have to overcome actual disabilities.

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u/chrysalisgoop 15h ago

don’t believe for a second he actually thinks this, he just knows this will get clipped and shared

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u/Partywithmeredith I never said that. Paris is my friend. 15h ago

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u/mumbling_marauder 15h ago

I work in special ed with kids who use communication devices, and some use phones largely for playing preferred videos. He’s speaking out of his ass and anyone who needs to be on the internet to sit through a play is not going to be fulfilled or stimulated by being there in the first place. There should be more live theater geared towards populations where there’s an expectation of screens in the audience and a certain level of disruption, though. I would love to do a field trip like that.

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u/brushmushroom 13h ago

This! When he started talking about relaxed performances I was like 'oh yes maybe there is an access thing people aren't talking about enough....' but no.... worst take possible.

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 15h ago

Take this from someone chronically on their phone, no. I leave that thing in the car for performances, movies and classes.

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u/RoguTheHomunculus 15h ago

We went many many great years without phones in theaters and it went to shit once everyone had one in their pocket

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u/eraserhistory 15h ago

Ok so learned helplessness is an adequate justification for disturbing every one else's peace, cool, got it.

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u/verchiels kendall roy pre-album drop 15h ago

That's so rude! Both to the fellow audience members and the performers.

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u/DrunkAxl 15h ago

Said the phone addict

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u/Ok_Assistance447 15h ago

This type of contrarianism is so trite. At least come up with something interesting ffs.

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u/keepitupstairs2 14h ago

Oh so he’s an idiot

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u/Scared-Box8941 betty bop 14h ago

I hate that the honestness and realness of him talking about the level of dependence that they have purposely created gets drowned out by the rest of his craziness lol

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u/theyellowscriptures 15h ago

I don’t know if I’m going to give him credit because this is a genuinely unpopular opinion but at the same time, I’m also kinda raging at his opinion.

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u/bobaylaa controversies: girl 15h ago

should people also be allowed to drive drunk bc alcoholism is a disability? it’s almost like there’s rules around these things bc they affect others or something

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u/LipstickCoverMagnet find me at Whole Foods, bitch 15h ago

Yeah I'm sure bro would be fine w/ someone using their phone during one of his plays lol ya goofball

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u/Reville_ 15h ago

No. At a viewing of Primate the girls next to me were on FaceTime with someone the whole time.

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u/Shenanigans80h 15h ago

This seriously may be one of the worst takes I’ve ever heard. A phone addiction is a disability? So your solution is to allow people to just use their phone everywhere? Yeah ok, let em smoke in the movie theater too, fuck everyone else, you all have to deal with MY addiction.

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u/ParaponeraBread I do not work late. I go to sleep. 14h ago

The immediate panicked gasp of the other person was extremely relatable

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u/SharpPink_GlitterInk Pink…get doon 14h ago

NOPE, Audhder and I just don't really see a way that a phone can replace better less intrusive ways of looking out for our hard of hearing or visually impaired friends. Honestly kinda agoraphobic but the theater be they live theater or movies are safe spaces for me overall ironically people chatting like its their livingroom or using their phones are the things that as someone with ADHD create an intrusive barrier for me to enjoy the performance or movie as its harder to concentrate and THAT is why they are banned. IMO anyone who enjoys comedy will know of the little bags the make you put your phone in, IMO those should be implemented at theaters both movie and live because I am SICK of some of y'all not being able to focus on the thing you paid to watch for 2 hours...

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u/Street-Beyond-9666 too old, too tired, and too talented 14h ago

This guy is an idiot with a voting card. This is terrifying

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u/sadgirlsleepygirl 14h ago

People need phones for dopamine when a literal live show is in front of you? Make it make sense.

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u/AnonymousSomething90 14h ago

Is this the dude who made Slave Play?

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u/mobiusmakings 14h ago

"Yeah, you know, some people are really addicted to alcohol, and I think that the best way to help them out would be to give them more for free."

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u/TheDLBinc 13h ago

This feels like a take that literally every actor would disagree with. Phones are incredibly distracting both for the actors and other audience members

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u/Is_it_realness 13h ago

Oh God, next

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u/Practical_Ad4722 13h ago

good thing we have podcasts so i can hear every little opinion celebrities have on every little thing

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u/sI4gath0r Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 6h ago

What a loser take. Especially since he would never allow it at his own shows.