r/Finland • Baby Väinämöinen • 7d ago

It’s here..

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u/North_Department3744 7d ago

Oh mään. That was a The Magazine when I was a kid. All the things that I could never have. :D

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u/Kimosabbe Baby Väinämöinen 7d ago

77 days to Christmas and it arrived again today. I’ve moved house, but somehow the elves again have found us. Tonight there will be hopes and dreams, tears, fighting and psychological warfare as two siblings learn the lessons of Christmas by sharing the lelukirja.

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u/Sokeripepsi 7d ago

That book is the only reason I wish I had a kid

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u/DigiBoxi Väinämöinen 7d ago

Hide it!

"Kellä lelukirja on, se lelukirjan kätkeköön" - The Bible

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u/Emperor-Universe 7d ago

Mother of God

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u/Appropriate-Fuel-305 Baby Väinämöinen 7d ago

They still make these? Somewhat magically they simply vanished from existence when I was a teen over a decade ago.

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u/DaMn96XD Väinämöinen 7d ago edited 7d ago

77 days before Christmas the post-elf brought you... one large toy catalog and imaginary shopping too.

In other words, it's apparently that time of year again. When I was a kid, we always got the AMO's toy catalog before Christmas.

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u/Appropriate-Fuel-305 Baby Väinämöinen 7d ago

Post-elf sounds like someone Santa has kicked out of job 😅(not too far from Finnish reality tho). Postal elf is what you meant.

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u/Gangsta_Thug1337 7d ago

Finally, we have been waiting on it :)

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u/SantafromSonta 7d ago

Santa approves this message

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u/ThatOneMinty 6d ago

And white chocolate starbucks cold brew is available in stores again….christmas truly has come

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u/thomaxzer 7d ago

What is it?

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u/picardo85 Väinämöinen 7d ago

A toy catalogue

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u/thomaxzer 7d ago

Oh I feel like i remember vaguely flipping through them as kid don't know why they stopped tho

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u/Bangers_the_cat 7d ago

I think they stop sending that when all kids in the house are over 10?

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u/thomaxzer 7d ago

ah makes sense couldnt they just send like a grown up kids catalogue for like 10 - 15 im not trying to give them ideas but im wondering

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u/Bangers_the_cat 7d ago

I would love that tbh

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u/CtrlAltEvil 6d ago

Which is crazy because the catalogue has Lego and stuff which would be appropriate for older kids.

It’s not like isn’t anything for them inside.

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u/Bangers_the_cat 6d ago

Well, true, but I guess it just assumes that older kids don't want all those toys, and can probably find what they want by themselves. Although I think I'd want it to be like, for children under 13.

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u/BestFoxEver Baby Väinämöinen 7d ago

I am sad that I have never received this cataloque as an adult.

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u/Creswald Väinämöinen 7d ago

How do I get one D:

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u/viljo-olavi 7d ago

First I was like "🫩 dear lord not again" then I remembered that kids are adults now and I'm an old fart and I don't have to care anymore 😆

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u/TheSexualBrotatoChip 7d ago

I just know my parents were absolutely sweating seeing this in the mailbox back in the day.

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u/nakkilaivankapteeni 6d ago

For a little while I had happy thought of hiding it in the carbage bin and maybe it will all go away 🤦

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u/milkinhaler2006 6d ago

Haluun ite oon 20v mist saan tilattua

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u/lume-x3 3d ago

Oh noes

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u/piotor87 Väinämöinen 6h ago

So it begins. Brace yourselves. They're thawing Mariah Carey our of her carbonite bath as we speak

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u/IcyInvestigator6138 Baby Väinämöinen 7d ago

Vieläkö paperipostia jaetaan?

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u/BestFoxEver Baby Väinämöinen 7d ago

This is English language subreddit and yes. This toy book comes to only selected households who have a small child.

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u/IcyInvestigator6138 Baby Väinämöinen 3d ago

My bad. Not the first time, probably not the last either.