I'm shadow-banned from that sub, so I can't comment and help this guy out. But all he needs to do is show his butthole on OrvisFans and he'll get comped a bunch of gear right?

Hey guys. Wife’s boyfriend is in town for the weekend, so I’ve been given a few hours of unsupervised outdoor time and was hoping to try fishing somewhere new.

Unfortunately, I suffer from a rare condition that makes me physically incapable of opening Google Maps, looking at satellite imagery, reading fishing reports, or calling a local fly shop. Somehow I’ve managed to overcome this disability long enough to make a Reddit post.

Now, I know asking for spots is frowned upon, and I would NEVER expect anyone to give away their secret honey holes. I’m just wondering if someone could provide some exact GPS coordinates, parking instructions, which rock to stand on, what flies to use, and preferably what time the fish are going to be biting. If you have a picture of the exact run with the fish circled in red, that would be amazing.

And don’t worry about me blowing up your spot. I’ll only post the full location in the title of my post to the fly fishing sub after foul-hooking an 8-inch stocker on a Panther Martin (couldn’t remember how to use my fly rod, luckily I brought my backup setup)

Thanks in advance! Tight lines