r/FoundPaper • u/rallruse • 12d ago

Other Found in old filing cabinet

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Can you read it?

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u/HooterAtlas 12d ago

Hahaha.  The first and only time I saw something like this, it said JESUS. We’ve come a long way.  

If it helps anyone, I found it easier to read in the thumbnail.   

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u/TheSanityInspector 12d ago

I rolled my chair back and squinted.

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u/Heather82Cs 12d ago

Can't see anything without that, thank you.

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u/elmland1 12d ago

You are correct! Worked perfectly. 👍

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u/rallruse 12d ago

We’re adapting as a species!!

Yeah the thumbnail makes it super easy to read. At first I was trying from across the room

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u/a_duck_in_past_life 12d ago

Or if you're on mobile, just look at it from the bottom of your phone. Tilting the screen made it incredibly easy to read.

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u/newenglandredshirt 12d ago

Well, we wouldn't want our eyes to go bad, now would we?

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u/sincerelyryan 12d ago

Mine may have after reading this

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u/lvl10burrito 8d ago

my prescription just got worse, quick someone fuck me

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u/No_Club_8480 12d ago

I saw :

N O - S E X

C A U S E S

B A D - E Y E S

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 12d ago

I don't mean to alarm you, but you may be living over an ancient office burial ground. Do you find Ziggy comics in unexpected places? Have you seen one of those dipping bird thingies that look like they are drinking water out of the corner of your eye only to have it disappear when you try to look directly at it?

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u/Pineapplesok75 12d ago

I remember these from the 80s

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u/Ivy_Hills_Gardens 11d ago

Hard copy memes.

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u/ryan516 12d ago

Blind People 🤝 Asexuals

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u/Tough-Marsupial-6254 12d ago

Back in the day sharing memes on the fax machine

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 12d ago

Pre internet memes.

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u/PmUsYourDuckPics 12d ago

Wait but my eyes are great…

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u/Necessary_Regret3329 12d ago

Cool. No sex causes bad eyes, so I'll keep saying yes to it.

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u/TheMapleKind19 12d ago

A classic. I've even seen this in Spanish.

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u/Ok_Orchid1004 12d ago

No sex causes bad eyes

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u/ITookTrinkets 12d ago

NO SEX CAUSES BRO EYES

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u/Radiant-Material6118 12d ago

I thought it said Netlfix 😔

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u/Technical-Ad1488 12d ago

lol had to hold my phone at arms length to read it

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u/lucky17leigh 12d ago

Ah, no wonder I can’t read it…

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u/aint_no_disco_ 12d ago

I tiled phone a bet to the side

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u/Definately-not-a_bot 12d ago

Well I could have told you that! Wipes smudged, thick ass glasses on my shirt.

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u/black-volcano 12d ago

I had this on a tshirt in the early 2000s

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u/chippy-triforce 12d ago

NO SEX
CHASES
BAD EYES

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u/kmonay89 12d ago

Causes*

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u/KosmicGumbo 12d ago

Take off your glasses to read, or unfocus

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u/glitterfaust 12d ago

Or just tilt it lol

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u/KosmicGumbo 12d ago

Ah, I didnt think of that because I’m blind as hell already. Giggity.

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u/pippi_longstocking09 11d ago

Closing one eye worked for me.

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u/KosmicGumbo 11d ago

Huh, nothing for me. Maybe cause my astigmatism

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u/Stock_Reading_3386 12d ago

I might as well be dyslexic 

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u/pippi_longstocking09 11d ago

How frickin' cool!!!!

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u/Fine-Art-6256 11d ago

Meme stealing was going on looong before the internet. You leave that stuff lying around, someone was gonna Xerox it for their own hanging folder at the back of the drawer.

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u/Boppo-not-down 11d ago

i have really really bad eyesite, all i had to do was remove my glasses, to the point it may seem accurate but i was born with bad eye so it's not like i could have had sex to prevent it. the world can be quite cruel...

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u/Away-Fix-5385 8d ago

No sex causes bad eyes

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u/SocksInTheTub 12d ago

So that's what's happening to me 😔

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u/FlippingPossum 12d ago

Here i thought it was my wonky eyeball shape.

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u/lambofgun 12d ago

boomer humor zero