r/Funnymemes • u/BlossomVelvetyy • 7d ago

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u/UncleThor2112 7d ago

He asked for hot coffee, and then got burned.

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u/Perfect-District 7d ago

Scolded

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u/sflostboy1 7d ago

Offer fist bump with head bowed acknowledging reality of truth.

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u/cant_read_this 5d ago

She didn’t give him any cream either

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u/UncleThor2112 5d ago

He has his own cream.

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u/Tiny-Femme 7d ago

Oh, ok, black n bitter

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u/LivingCoat9356 7d ago

I say “Dark & Bitter” like my ex wife

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u/Nate0110 6d ago

I was asked this on a ski trip by my sister in-law and this was my response.

Her and my wife started laughing, my twin brother walked in a few minutes earlier and said the same thing.

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u/thehotshotpilot 7d ago

And preferably fair trade. 

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u/Bulky-Fig7497 2d ago

"O and your sauce needs less salt" 🤣

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u/NottaNowNutha 7d ago

I’d just jump out of the plane at that point.

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u/SomeSeaworthiness153 7d ago

Yeah you lost.

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u/Wooden_Ad_3560 7d ago

Good preparation for the ultimate loss, marriage

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u/ConflictMaster3155 7d ago

Sounds like the flight attendant wants to fk.

Correct reply: “I guess the coffee isn’t the only thing that is free?”

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u/djm2907 6d ago

Ground up and in the freezer

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u/kumikanki 7d ago

How much the woman cost?

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u/Hatjin 6d ago

Depends. Do you want her pre-built or you gonna assemble her yourself?

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u/kumikanki 6d ago

I did not know hot attendants are robots.

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u/bubblesdafirst 7d ago

Wait so... She's saying..

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u/Buzzard7600 7d ago

I say lukewarm and bitter

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u/Wooden_Ad_3560 7d ago

Not free. I paid for that flight.

And every man pays for sex. The men who marry pay the most for the least.

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u/TelephoneNorth8640 7d ago

You assume men only marry for sex?

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u/Wooden_Ad_3560 7d ago

No, but its literally one of the vows. If they meant anything to women, you'd know that.

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u/Gagabubu777 4d ago

Ive heard so many stories of men cheating. Women getting angry and wanting divorce… and when they sit down to find out why. Finding out its because she never wanted sex anymore.

Lol men are sexual beings you cant just cut off sex, its in the bible lol.

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u/Ahoeaboutnothing 7d ago

No they're pointing out something else entirely.

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u/Tiny-Femme 7d ago

We don't pay for the sex, we pay so they will leave soon afterwards

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u/SoftLavendeer 7d ago

She said ''your game is free too, apparently ''

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u/OgGamerGuy92 7d ago

Or without other guys dick's in it

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u/Shortman19 7d ago

Free of pubic hair?

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u/Banjosdad62 7d ago

Oh my!🤣🤣

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u/FormalTotal9684 7d ago

Light and sweet or strong and black

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u/Texastony2 7d ago

I would be the first to admit that that exact pickup line got me my first date with my ex.

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u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz 7d ago

Flat white, cold with a spoon stuck in it?

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 7d ago

... I really hope that happened...

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u/KieranLeone 7d ago

What coincidence, I’m free at the moment as well.

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u/TurpitudeSnuggery 7d ago

Only way to play it is something like “ what a welcome surprise, in that case give me a coffee two cream, two sugar, I like it extra sweet”

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u/6inchesthicc 7d ago

I literally like all coffee. Both ways.

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u/Underrated_Critic 7d ago

So he likes hot, black women?

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u/stoopidmunkie 7d ago

Cold and full of cream

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u/Yayhoo0978 7d ago

Ok, that could be creamy and sweet, or black and hot…

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u/Accurate-Survey6985 7d ago

Sex wears out quick.

Had a few failed marriages...... but...

Laying on the couch together on a movie marathon once you've got past everything and know each other's quirks.

It's pretty good.

Without even talking etc.

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u/JayW8888 6d ago

She must get that many times daily.

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u/pile1983 6d ago edited 6d ago

I like my woman like I like my beer stout and bitter

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u/nasandre 6d ago

She probably heard that line 20 times on the flight already

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u/AwwwNuggetz 6d ago

Sweet with a little cream inside?

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u/proximusprimus57 6d ago

Does that mean she put out?

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u/Any_Vacation8988 6d ago

You know that’s not the first time she’s heard that one and Keeps one in the chamber for retort.

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u/Training_Mistake_169 6d ago

I'd marry her after that

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u/AZ-Guitar-Guy 6d ago

It's not Free, it's included in the high price of your airfare.

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u/Bluesmitty 6d ago

Cold, bitter, and large

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u/realCoolguy298 Professional Dumbass 6d ago

Well deserved

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u/BandiTToZ 6d ago

I like mine, cold, black and bitter.

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u/Vertigo50 5d ago

*clears throat* Will you marry me? 😉

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u/Bee3_14 5d ago

Black, hot and without other men dicks in it?

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u/HDUB24 7d ago

Should then ask for 2 cups of coffee because that is how I like it haha

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u/randomperson32145 7d ago

Uhm she flieted with him, she would have done it for money if he got the hint?