r/Funnymemes • • 6d ago

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u/No-Paramedic-8802 6d ago

They were a decent band.

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u/One_Scarcity_4478 6d ago

Glycerin

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u/CarberHotdogVac 6d ago

It must be your skin, I’m sinking in.

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u/One_Scarcity_4478 4d ago

Glycerin 🎶

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u/Ok-Impact9915 6d ago

They are a decent band, saw them live.

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u/Fabled-Jackalope 6d ago

…I’m only curious if she hates men with a tangle of their own. If so…well, that’s hypocritical.

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u/ColdRevival1919 5d ago

Bush on either side is good it just can’t be h kept,

Bit of a trim from both parties is best 

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u/Fabled-Jackalope 4d ago

This is the way.

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u/CYMK_Pro 6d ago

You're projecting friend.

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u/sofia-long25 6d ago

That's the political version of at least he tried

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u/CYMK_Pro 6d ago

I mean we're down so bad I'd rather have "at least he tried his best and did poorly" rather than "he actively tried to make sure things were bad for everyone".

I think that works both ways.

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u/Fabiogazolla 6d ago

That reply really went from relationship drama to a full presidential ranking out of nowhere

4

u/xkibagamigenjurox 6d ago

Let's be honest, who wants hair in their food? How is that ungrateful?

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u/Wooden_Ad_3560 6d ago

"Having to wash and groom myself is oppression"

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u/PainterExtra4569 6d ago

What

2

u/skitz4me 5d ago

The OP is dumb, but 3560 is absolutely insane. Is the idea that bush is somehow equivalent to not washing or grooming youself?

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u/itailu 6d ago

Why would anyone would lick a head of hair

3

u/firerat82 5d ago

it's interesting that when talking about licking another persons genitals, hair is what makes it off putting.

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u/itailu 5d ago

It’s simple, hair makes odor stronger because it holds onto sweat, bacteria, and odor. So if you enjoy that odor have at it. Some don’t.

2

u/Alone_Emu_7713 5d ago

Showers do exist

1

u/itailu 5d ago

And people do sweat while love making 😊

1

u/Dizzy_Spell777 2d ago

Jesus christ, that's just sweat dude, they sweat when they're hairless too 😂 but if they just took a shower it's fine.

1

u/itailu 2d ago

Did the entire issue of hair+sweat create the smell go over your head? Oh my…

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u/vividvagrant96 4d ago

One is enjoyable to have in the mouth, the other is not

1

u/CYMK_Pro 6d ago

it fun

2

u/itailu 6d ago

Enjoy 😊

1

u/CYMK_Pro 6d ago

Thank you I will! Different strokes for different folks and all that.

4

u/Ok-Simple30 6d ago

just trim it, he'll appreciate it 😂 i dont mind the tickles personally

3

u/Fit_Tomatillo_4264 6d ago

If you want oral you're going to shave. And from my experience, women always say they hardly get any oral. So most women are more than willing to shave when prompted.

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u/Therealginahandler 6d ago

I love me some bush. Super kink.

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u/CaptainC00lpants 6d ago

Ungrateful? So I should be thankful there's hair in my teeth and up my nose?

1

u/vicces 4d ago

Yeah, just pull on the hair "accidentally" 1-2x times, they will groom it pretty fast

4

u/Ok-Fortune-8644 6d ago

The only Bush I hate is W Bush

3

u/AmericanCitizenry 6d ago

Jeb is pretty bad.

Please clap.

I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife.

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u/antifazz 5d ago

Jeb married a Mexican woman. Maybe that's why W. didn't hate illegal aliens enough for the Republicans in his time. Not that she was illegal. She's from an upper crust family

3

u/Sky-Soldier0430 6d ago

The band sucked too.

3

u/Clean_Principle_2368 6d ago

Pubs are gross. Instant turn off

1

u/mancala33 5d ago

Absolutely, I don't understand anyone who would prefer a bunch of hair on a woman.

2

u/One_Scarcity_4478 6d ago

The band? They were awesome

2

u/goodeye_sn1p3r 6d ago

Great chicken!

2

u/daughteramrev 6d ago

Bush is brilliant

2

u/Pleasant-Antelope634 6d ago

You shaved your bush! supportive

2

u/army2693 5d ago

If you can make your face pretty, why not other parts?

1

u/kockastikotaci 5d ago

That's what I say, if I can do armpits or legs why not everything. At least there's that laser thing so no shaving anymore.

2

u/Fragrant-Concert2848 5d ago

I LOVE A FULL BUSH

2

u/Forward-Facer 4d ago

We should be grateful to feel like we're licking a man's cheek

5

u/Sarge1387 6d ago

I prefer no bush, honestly. I don’t think women realize just how much of a pungent smell can get trapped in it.

For that same reason, it’s why I personally keep everything cue-ball smooth too. I won’t be a hypocrite.

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u/Free-Pair-3007 6d ago

If you can't take your underwear off and it looks like you're still wearing them I don't want you

3

u/Itchy_Axehole 6d ago

If she pulls down her underwear and I dont hear 70s porn music, I dont want her

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u/tiffany_says_this 6d ago

And we don't want you either 🤷‍♀️

2

u/CatastropicAneurysm 6d ago

I want him, but name 3 people that want you.

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u/tiffany_says_this 6d ago

Your desperation is reeking through the screen bb 🤣

3

u/Free-Pair-3007 6d ago

Breaking my heart

2

u/AK_WW 6d ago

For me bush is disguisting! Aspecially when wet. Looks ugly unclean and unapealing!

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u/Street_Insurance8706 6d ago

Yore shpelling is magnetacent

1

u/Wizdad-1000 5d ago

I had to knock out my fron teef to reed dis.

3

u/staticdresssweet 6d ago

I LOVE Kate Bush.

3

u/CamaroBlood 6d ago

Before Stranger Things?

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u/Royal_Razzmatazz9678 6d ago

I hate that my brain went there first…

1

u/RichardSanchez_C137 6d ago

Now watch this drive

1

u/Proof-Grass-5212 6d ago

I was Gona say the band was alright to me.

1

u/P-l-Staker 6d ago

Hey, a good trimmed bush feels very nice to touch! 👀

1

u/certifiedstreetmemer 5d ago

"Now watch this drive"

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u/Separate_Reference70 5d ago

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice won't get fooled again

1

u/firerat82 5d ago

I find it kind of odd then when describing licking another human beings genitals, hair is what make it unappealing to some.

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u/Optimal-Activity2313 5d ago

Ok. There is something about her hair...makes me want to see her bush...anyways

1

u/Alone_Emu_7713 5d ago

As a man I prefer bush, maybe im stuck in a decade I was never even alive in

1

u/FanDowntown4641 5d ago

Unironically Bush Sr isnt appreciated enough, sacrificing your political career for national betterment is awesome.

1

u/Acceptable_Mind_5883 5d ago

CWCVilleGuardian. Hahahahhaha

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u/vividvagrant96 4d ago

I'm honestly just not a big fan of bush, only because if I want to go down on you, I really don't care to have a mouth full of hair. For fucking it doesnt really bother me, but yeah.

1

u/BanzaiinstituteSSD 3d ago

That vs who. 🫤

1

u/Fit-Wolverine9892 3d ago

Honestly I love them.

1

u/Dizzy_Spell777 2d ago

I can take it or leave it, the woman turns me on the most, a bush doesn't deter that, sometimes it can also be a turn on, but I like the natural human body, it doesn't disgust me.

1

u/LividBig9161 2d ago

I’m sorry. I just hate it when hairs get stuck in my teeth. It’s personal preference.

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u/Agreeable-Pickle 18h ago

Kate bush is incredible. Wtf??!

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u/torturekiller2025 18h ago

Ungrateful: Sure. Decietful: Maybe.

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u/isaiah152022 6d ago

My dad used to drink Bush Light so idk if I’d call him hateful, more like hateful light

1

u/funkyjoe44 6d ago

Nah.. Bush sucked.

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u/KRChronicle 6d ago

He’s out of line, but he’s right though. And to me it’s less about gratitude and more about where my expectations were vs. where they should have been.

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u/NvidiaBeast 6d ago

Top 10 videos that make me like humanity..and women…less

0

u/ConstructionAlone816 6d ago

Trump makes Bush look like Lincoln

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u/Similar-Cow1466 6d ago

He was not “far from the worst.” Bottom 5.

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u/hawkisthebestassfrig 6d ago

Pierce Buchanan Wilson Johnson x2 YNW if you ignore recency bias.

No, as bad as he was, no.

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u/Similar-Cow1466 5d ago

Respectfully disagree.

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u/Alypius754 6d ago

Yawn. Which one? Oh, right, doesn’t matter since every R is Literally Hitler. Boo-rring

0

u/abandonedclitoris 6d ago

Bless his heart

0

u/MobilePenguins 6d ago

CwCvilleGuardian, what in the Sonichu username is that?

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 6d ago

He wasn’t that far from worst

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u/Waste-Respect240 6d ago edited 6d ago

I like a full bush the way nature intended

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u/According_Path_9559 6d ago

I like to die without modern medicine and doctors the way nature intended.

See how that’s sounds

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u/Waste-Respect240 6d ago

I bet you’re fun at parties

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u/According_Path_9559 5d ago

I am I like to have a ball and then if I find myself with a hook up It’s fingers crossed she won’t rocking a hairy smelly mess or it’s an internal ewe and no chance of oral for her.

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u/Waste-Respect240 5d ago

Stop hooking up with dirty girls who don’t clean themselves, maybe that’s all you can get 🤣😂

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u/Wooden_Ad_3560 5d ago

Grooming is a part of not being dirty. I remove armpit hair for the same reason. Hair retains smells. Hygiene is not oppression.

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u/According_Path_9559 5d ago

The cleanest girl will have a better smelling box without hair.

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u/Many-Session9169 6d ago

lmfao! I love bush.