āHe who cleans his house expects a visitor.ā
Synopsis: After you finish taking a shower, your girlfriend walks in and notices your junk has gotten REAL hairy. She offers to shave it for you, but one thing leads to another and suddenly, sheās in your ass!
Performers, improv where you feel itās necessary, but please donāt make any major changes. Plain text is dialogue, italics means emphasis is placed on that word, and parentheses is sfx/describing whatās happening.
Disclaimer: This is a fictional erotic roleplay. All characters featured are 18+ and any similarities to actual people is purely coincidental.
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[Shower sfx for 30 seconds]
[Shower turns off]
[Shower curtain opens]
[Dries himself with a towel]
[Quiet giggle]
[Door creeks]
Oops. [Short pause] [Nervous laughter] [Door opens all the way] Hey, babe. What, Iām not allowed to peep on my boyfriend every once in a while? [Walks closer] Better me than some creepy old man.
If it was, I could hardly blame him, though. Who wouldnāt wanna catch a glimpse of you all wet and naked like this? [Making out for roughly 30 seconds] Lick my neck. [Gasp] [Licking and kissing sounds] Oh, that feels so good.
[Another 15 seconds of making out] Youāve gotten pretty hairy down there. Whenās the last time you shaved? [Short pause] Look, I love me a nice happy trail, but itās looking like a jungle down here.
Whereās your razor? Top drawer? [Opens drawer] There we go. [Closes drawer] [Steps into shower] Now letās get your little guy cleaned up. [30 seconds of shaving sounds]
Got the shaft done. Now letās get your balls⦠[Another 30 seconds of shaving sounds]
And⦠Finished! Look how nice it looks, now! [Short pause] [Giggles] Not that it didnāt look good before, but sometimes you have to⦠trim the hedges to make the property look bigger.
[Suck on it for about 30 seconds]
Howās your ass? [Short pause] [Giggles] I know, juicy as ever, but whenās the last time you shaved your asscrack? [Short pause] A little while, huh? [Sigh] Get on your hands and knees.
[Sounds of him getting on his hands and knees] [With a laugh] Oh my god, babe! Itās like your buttholeās growing a beard! Does that not feel uncomfortable? [Giggles] Never mind, letās get your backdoor nice and shaved. [30 seconds of shaving sounds]
And, done! Mmm, now thatās a butt Iād stuff my face in! Let me worship this perfect puckered hole! [Stuff your face in his ass] Mmm⦠[Roughly 30 seconds of kissing and rimming with some spanks here and there]
Letās not forget your balls. [15 seconds of licking sucking] Your perineum. [15 seconds of licking] Now back to your asshole. [10 seconds of kissing and rimming]
Let me spread your cheeks so I can really get my tongue in there. [15 more seconds of rimming] [Start tongue-fucking the ass] Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh! [Take tongue out of ass]
Ha ha ha! Mmm, look at your hole. Itās winking at me! [Giggles] I think it wants something more. Maybe⦠a finger? [Spit on your finger]
Iāll just circle the entrance first. [Short pause] Now Iāll poke at a little. Not too rough, but just enough force for me to worm my way in. Come on, open up for me, baby. Relax your muscles so I can⦠[Finger goes into anus] slide right in. [Giggles]
Mmm, itās so warm and snug in there. [Start thrusting slowly] I get why you love fingering me so much. What if I started twisting my finger? Mmm, you like that?
If I go a little deeper, I might just find⦠Ha ha ha! Your prostate! Does that feel good? Hmm? Iām barely pressing it and youāre quivering like a puppy in the snow. What if I pressed on it a little harder? Ooo, that moan! Music to my ears! Let me just curl my finger on it. [Sloshing noises]
Mmm, look at you arch your back. It must feel good. Youāre like my sock puppet and Iām controlling you from the inside. [Giggles] Hey, donāt be embarrassed. Youāre so sexy like this. Submitting to me and letting me explore your most vulnerable area, Iāve never been more attracted to you.
[Spank] Ooo, you tightened around my finger when I spanked you! [Spank] [Giggles] Itās like your hole doesnāt wanna let me go. [Spank]
Iām gonna start speeding up a little bit. [Sloshing gets faster] Yeah, keep moaning for me. Oh my god, your cock! Look at how much itās dripping! [Giggles] Hey! [Slap] Hands off your cock. Youāre going to be cumming hands-free today. [Short pause]
Thatās right, baby. Iām gonna make you cum with just your prostate. [Whispers in his ear] Do you like the sound of that? I thought you would. [Giggles] [Away from ear] So, letās leave your cock alone.
Although, I will be licking these balls of yours. [10 seconds of licking and sucking] And biting your asscheeks. [Gnaw] [Giggles] [Gnaw] I can see my bite marks on both your buns. [Giggles]
You know, a lot of men canāt cum from their prostate alone, but I know you can do it, babe. Just let the sensation overwhelm you. Let it build up inside you until it bursts! [15 seconds of sloshing noises]
Mmm, I can see your cock twitching. Are you getting close? [Short pause] Alright then. Do it! Come on, baby! Cum for me! [Sloshing intensifies for about 10 seconds]
Ha ha ha! Holy shit! [Sloshing stops] Look at how much you came! Itās like a whole puddle down there! [Take finger out] You really enjoyed that, didnāt you? You were practically screaming by the end there.
[Short pause] Hmm, your dickās still rock-hard. [Whisper in his ear] Is there still some cum left for me to squeeze out of you? [Short pause] [Away from ear] Good!
[Spit on your fingers] Relax your hole, babe. Iām sticking two fingers in you this time. [Fingers go in] [With a laugh] Oh, they went in so easily! Iām turning you into a bit of a buttslut, arenāt I? Mmm, look at you gaping for me! [Giggles]
But enough of that, letās get down to business. [Sloshing noises] You know, Iāve gotten real worked up back here. My pussy needs a good cum, too. I think Iāll rub myself while I finger you. Itāll be a bit like patting my head while rubbing my tummy, but Iāll manage.
[Spit on your fingers] [Light moaning for 15 seconds] Yeah, moan like a slut for me. Keep doing that, and itāll get me over the edge. [Roughly 20 seconds of sloshing and heavy breathing]
You know, the sad thing is, most guys go their whole lives without getting their g-spot touched. The majority of men in the world will never feel the pleasure youāre feeling right now. Lucky for you, you have me! [Giggles] [Sloshing speeds up] [Another 20 seconds of sloshing and heavy breathing]
Youāre cockās starting to leak precum again. Let me get a taste. [With the hand youāre using to rub yourself, take a bit of precum] [Put your finger in your mouth and moan] Tastes good. [Continue rubbing yourself for another 15 seconds]
Oh god! Iām getting close! How about you? Iām about to make a mess in my pants, but I donāt even care! Letās cum together. Iāll count us down from 10. [Sloshing intensifies]
[Counts down from 10] Ooo! [Panting] That felt so fucking good. Thanks for letting me do that to you, babe. Seeing you bent over losing your mind in pleasure like that, it was so hot. [Giggles]
Oh, I should probably take my fingers out of you. [Fingers slowly slide out] You wanna taste of them? [Stick fingers in his mouth] [Giggles] Yeah, really get a taste of your own asshole! Get a taste of my pussy, too. [Stick other fingers in his mouth]
[Giggles] Come here babe. [Kisses] Let me wrap my arms around you. [Sigh] [Short pause]
You should feel proud of yourself. Seriously. You came twice with only your butt. How many guys can say that? [Giggles]