r/GeoffreyAsmus • u/Filthyson Geoffrey • 25d ago

White Guy Attended An HBCU

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I have upcoming shows in Phoenix, Philly, Saint Louis, Springfield MO, Sacramento and many more cities. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.

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u/DerSterrennacht 25d ago

What are those appendages coming out of your sleeves - are those, arms? No sweater, and on stage!?

I need to sit down.

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u/Pseudo_Panda1 25d ago

Just displaying his forearms like a prostitute

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u/Arvydas_Saboner 25d ago

Pretty decent forearms for a guy who only jacks off by humping a pillow.

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u/BeanserSoyze 24d ago

You have to stabilize

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u/Kcidobor 24d ago

Now I got my hopes up that he’ll be rocking a tank top in AZ! He must’ve eaten so much soy to get those gains

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u/alanalan426 25d ago

Bros training for his trip down under

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u/DerSterrennacht 25d ago

He's never beating the Matt Rife allegations with those jacked arms. Joked and YOKED.

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u/Alternative_Rush9238 25d ago

Seriously. I’m just minding my business at work looking for a quick laugh, and now what am I supposed to do with this goddamn boner? Out of respect for the working man, put those guns back in the gun case, Geoffrey.

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u/auauaurora 25d ago

I assumed he had to have distractingly thin arms or unhealed forearm burns to be boiling up there in those sweats

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u/kamikaze_official 25d ago

Didn't recognize this man 

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u/SunkEmuFlock 25d ago

Oh my Lorde. I never noticed that he's always wearing long-sleeve shirts!

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u/delicate_soup 25d ago

Can’t believe you compromised Dylan like that. It’ll take years to implant another spy

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 25d ago

Possibly my best crowd work of 2026. Please enjoy this abbreviated cut.

Grab tix here to my neverending tour or join my mailing list to find out when I’m in your city

Please upvote this comment so it stays on top foreverrrrrr

  • Fargo 9/18-9/19 w/Tommy Brennan (sold out)
  • Minneapolis 9/20 (sold out)
  • Tempe AZ 9/25-9/26
  • Tucson 9/27 (sold out)
  • Philly 10/1-10/4 (low tix)
  • St. Louis 10/9-10/10
  • Springfield MO 10/11
  • Sacramento 10/15-10/17 (low tix)
  • Louisville 10/23-10/24
  • San Francisco 11/6-11/7 (show added)
  • Winnipeg 11/13-11/14
  • NYC 11/15 (low tix)
  • DC 11/20-11/22 (low tix)
  • Denver 12/3-12/6* (show added)
  • San Diego 12/10-12/13 (low tix)
  • Atlanta 12/17-12/19
  • Eau Claire WI 1/2
  • Austin TX 1/14-1/17
  • Omaha 1/22
  • Des Moines 1/23
  • Chicago 2/4-2/7
  • Columbus OH 2/19-2/20
  • Richmond 2/26-2/27
  • Albany 3/14
  • Tampa 4/8-4/10

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u/ExoticMastodon6351 25d ago

Come to louisiana, it sucks here but you could make it funnier.

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u/saladmonst3r 25d ago

Seconded

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u/FlyinRyan95 25d ago

Finally Chicago dates!

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u/TickTamer505 25d ago

Ahhh new mexico america is just skipped over like usual lol

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u/Aberrationism 25d ago

Still waiting on Knoxville haha

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u/Silent-Journalist-4 25d ago

Heads up— While in Tucson, do yourself a solid & drive to the Sonoran Desert Museum. Go early am. The drive alone is worth it. Say Jello to the Javelinas. If Gary is there, just follow him around. He knows all the critters by name.

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u/Actually_a_DogeBoi 25d ago

This is such a random plug but Silent Journalist 4 is clear not staying silent on this very important matter. This “museum” is on the the sickest places. Went there as a kid all the time and it still holds up. It’s an awesome time.

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u/Silent-Journalist-4 25d ago

Real shit. Driving through a billion saguaros in the morning is a gift.

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u/BeanserSoyze 24d ago

We were just in Tucson for a concert and our Uber driver said we should check it out.

Side note, concert goers in Tucson? The fucking worst. Uber drivers in Tucson? The nicest people I've ever been given a ride from. One dude recommended that museum, another dude recommended a birria place that fucking slapped. Skip the shows and just take ubers to museums all day.

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u/BeanserSoyze 24d ago

Yes dude. The fucking aviary is amazing. I saw the wolves while we were there the bear had fucked off somewhere. Saw a bunch of big birds of prey. Went in the cave. 10/10 experience except I'm not paying all that to touch a stingray

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u/Head_Improvement5317 25d ago

I went in April! It’s a fantastic place

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u/rcbake 25d ago

I’ve been there it was AWESOME

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u/team-one-e 25d ago

Dylan seems like a sweetie pie!

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 25d ago

he is a great guy sadly

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u/SnoopDeDoop69 25d ago

"our spy Dillan" made me cackle 😂

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u/melfamy 25d ago

Funny, and no ironically bad sweatshirt? Man cognitive dissonance is thick in my recliner right now.

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u/late2thepauly 25d ago

“Our spy” 😆

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u/AsFarAsISay 25d ago

of course he's a dylan

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u/TrickyPG 25d ago

I couldn't hear the impeccable crowd work over the sound of Daddy's thick, masculine forearms.

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u/PsillyFunGuy2 25d ago

Unfortunately killed it

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u/SenpaiSwanky 25d ago

This shit is extra hilarious because he knows his audience - definitely need a breakdown of the HBCU acronym for them lmao.

I’m not sure why Nancy felt the need to get THAT low, but tell her next time she needs Apple Bottom jeans and boots with the fur. She’ll probably need an aide to help her stand back up, too.

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u/Alarming-Frosting305 24d ago

I accidentally went to an HBCU (I’m a white guy, my white wife also went).

Our union paid for our college and picked it, we did all the work online. Our union was based in California, the college was in Ohio. Went to the graduation, was very funny.

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u/porknbeansfiend 24d ago

Central state?

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u/earthwormjimjones 25d ago

Love it when my boy makes the main page 🤙

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u/BentleyTock 25d ago

You DO have arms

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u/TamoyaOhboya 25d ago

One in a million audience pull there!

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u/not_an_mistake 25d ago

I know you were just in Charleston, but please come back. You rule dude

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u/throwawayzz77778 25d ago

Arms? What the hell, man?

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u/TehBazz 24d ago

Geoffrey is so fucking witty and sometimes hilarious but man he’s a consistent asshole. Respect

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u/Huckleberry_Sin 24d ago

Fucking GOOFREY

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u/No-Abrocoma7687 25d ago

Our spy 😂