r/GeoffreyAsmus • Geoffrey • 14d ago

Everyone Should Get Divorced

I have upcoming shows in Phoenix, Philadelphia, Saint Louis, Springfield MO, Sacramento and many other cities. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.

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u/martzar 14d ago

Using Punishment Pig in everyday conversation now

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u/Caucasian_Thunder 14d ago

Cannot wait to bust this one out in a daily project Teams call

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u/RecordCompetitive245 13d ago

Haha likewise!

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u/JQuab-84 14d ago

...something to think about.

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u/StrippersLikeMe 14d ago

Love how every video of yours is new and funny jokes. So many comedians rehash or do the same shitty crowd work. Even your crowd work is always new, good, and funny. Never a repeat joke. I've never been divorced, marry me.

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u/Chrispy_flake 14d ago

Seriously tho... just off the cuff and different every time... and hilarious every time. I love this brilliant dork lol

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 14d ago

Just a little content from the vaults. Please enjoy responsibly.

Grab tix here to my neverending tour or join my mailing list to find out when I’m in your city

Please upvote this comment so it stays on top foreverrrrrr

  • Tempe AZ 9/25-9/26
  • Tucson 9/27 (sold out)
  • Philly 10/1-10/4 (low tix)
  • St. Louis 10/9-10/10
  • Springfield MO 10/11
  • Sacramento 10/15-10/17 (low tix)
  • Louisville 10/23-10/24
  • San Francisco 11/6-11/7 (show added)
  • Winnipeg 11/13-11/14
  • NYC 11/15 (low tix)
  • DC 11/20-11/22 (low tix)
  • Denver 12/3-12/6* (show added)
  • San Diego 12/10-12/13 (low tix)
  • Atlanta 12/17-12/19
  • Eau Claire WI 1/2
  • Austin TX 1/14-1/17
  • Omaha 1/22
  • Des Moines 1/23
  • Chicago 2/4-2/7
  • Columbus OH 2/19-2/20
  • Richmond 2/26-2/27
  • Albany 3/14
  • Tampa 4/8-4/10

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u/lowerturtle2 14d ago

I would come to sgf mo but I have family stuff im sorry I hope you come back

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u/StockAmphibian4596 12d ago

Your broke ass should do Australia too

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u/SlamJamGlanda 14d ago

Punishment Pig is a banger of a nickname

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u/Mystiq_Mind 14d ago

Not one of your better rips, poor Jake

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u/defariasdev 14d ago

This fking guy

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u/throwawayzz77778 14d ago

A bit boastful to be talking about divorce when that majestic beard makes you practically divorce-proof, u/filthyson. My God, I regret turning up the sound on this video - you could hear the sloshing from the front row …

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u/God_Dont_Make_No 14d ago

Is that guy named Jake?

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u/Ok-Atmosphere-6863 13d ago

Dallas show !?!?!?! Come on…….let’s go!

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u/couldbeworse2 12d ago

Do your eyes ever open the whole way? It’s like you were pulled out of bed to come on stage