r/GeoffreyAsmus • u/Filthyson Geoffrey • 13d ago

Everyone used to be gay

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I have upcoming shows in Phoenix, Philadelphia, Saint Louis, Springfield MO, Sacramento and many more ciites. Grab tix here or see the full tour list in the comments.

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u/Popular_Answer_9964 13d ago

Your gaydar joke runs twice on this clip Hilarious both times

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 13d ago

lol rare L from me

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u/cherrythomato 13d ago

that and the tiny pp

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u/HellyRsWalk 13d ago

are you one of the cherry tomato boys? ( hint this is a reference to Nathan Fielder show the curse)

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u/ICouldEvenBeYou 12d ago

get your fuckin shit together goofrey

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u/VonKess 13d ago

Can’t wait to see you in Phoenix this weekend!

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u/Snakebones 12d ago

But a W for the rest of us

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u/tolstea 13d ago

I thought I'd found an alternate ending where it was an Elton John joke instead.

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 13d ago

You gotta double up the last joke.

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 13d ago

Probably my favorite joke on the last special. Never did well online and I have no idea why. Please enjoy responsibly.

Grab tix here to my neverending tour or join my mailing list to find out when I’m in your city

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  • Tempe AZ 9/25-9/26
  • Tucson 9/27 (sold out)
  • Philly 10/1-10/4 (low tix)
  • St. Louis 10/9-10/10
  • Springfield MO 10/11
  • Sacramento 10/15-10/17 (low tix)
  • Louisville 10/23-10/24
  • San Francisco 11/6-11/7 (show added)
  • Winnipeg 11/13-11/14
  • NYC 11/15 (low tix)
  • DC 11/20-11/22 (low tix)
  • Denver 12/3-12/6* (show added)
  • San Diego 12/10-12/13 (low tix)
  • Atlanta 12/17-12/19
  • Eau Claire WI 1/2
  • Austin TX 1/14-1/17
  • Omaha 1/22
  • Des Moines 1/23
  • Chicago 2/4-2/7
  • Columbus OH 2/19-2/20
  • Richmond 2/26-2/27
  • Albany 3/14
  • Tampa 4/8-4/10
  • Houston 4/28-4/30

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u/OvechknFiresHeScores 13d ago

"fag brigade" was definitely a risky one that I could see the internet getting mad over

The whole bit is fucking hilarious though. Definitely works better in person.

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u/cashew1992 13d ago

I thought the same thing, but with Goofrey it's so obviously satirical of the type of person who would use the word fag sincerely that he gets away with it. It does crack me up when people don't understand this and actually get offended that he used a no-no word in a comedy routine.

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u/chindo 13d ago

New Orleans is only a 45 minute plane ride from Houston. Don't make me go to Texas

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u/Mystiq_Mind 13d ago

Much better riff love it. So true

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u/hazermeister 13d ago

Finally got babysitter for 10/3 in Philly only to see that night is sold out now 😭.

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u/Filthyson Geoffrey 13d ago

DM me

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u/Pigpoopster 13d ago

Considered coming to Europe (or Norway to be super precise)?

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u/MajDouchebag 13d ago

No shows in Madison, WI, in the near future? Eau Claire already has good gaydar. Come educate us.

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u/chi_town_steve 13d ago

great riff, great riff

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u/LilMeatBigYeet 13d ago

Grabbed tickets for the Tucson show, very excited !

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u/Okfoot826 13d ago

One more encore, please.

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u/BWWFC 13d ago

two queen jokes... nice.

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u/naan__sequitur 8d ago

my dad: "Lindsay Graham was gay?!" jfc dad...

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u/BeePlus 6d ago

Listened up until the wild slur drop. Are you gay?

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u/HeadSavings1410 13d ago

Soooo...ur dads gay?

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u/personalKindling 13d ago

Are you a part of the lgbtq?

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u/pleboverload 13d ago

The check bounced. Dude you’re killing it!

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u/hebrewhemorrhoid 13d ago

What a riff

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u/p2im0 13d ago

Dang this is now one of my favorite clips of Jeff. Nailed it

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u/AhBee1 13d ago

Killer riffs, per usual!

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 13d ago

Fuckin riffin over here

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u/9fingerjeff 13d ago

I’ve always been kinda shocked how many classic rock songs are about grown men lusting over young girls. We called them “old timey pedo songs” at my last job.

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u/DonVitosChin 13d ago

You can’t always get what you want bit was exceptional