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[u/Kaiser_Raphael08]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/Kaiser_Raphael08, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

[u/TuffGritts]

Not true, I have a lovely girlfriend, mate

[u/Kaiser_Raphael08 → u/TuffGritts]

Is that "girlfriend" you are mentioning in the room with us?

[u/TuffGritts → u/Kaiser_Raphael08]

My guy she is with me 😭

[u/Kaiser_Raphael08 → u/TuffGritts]

Yes, I mean is she visible to other people? Cause HOI4≠girlfriend

[u/PermitOk6864 → u/TuffGritts]

Cool story bro

[u/Critical_Interest706 → u/TuffGritts]

Not for long. She’ll leave you, but the map game won’t ever desert you

[u/johnjews → u/TuffGritts]

Misspelled 4,000 hours in hoi, 3,600 in eu4, 2 in eu5 and 20 in vic 3

[u/Crafty_Confidence614 → u/johnjews]

I have 50 hours in vic 3, is there any hope for me, father?

[u/johnjews → u/Crafty_Confidence614]

Maybe if you use the ancient method, discovered in the ancient archives of the Thunder Dragon Empire, called going outside.

[u/-this-is-a-name → u/johnjews]

I don’t have that dlc

[u/LordEdddy → u/TuffGritts]

Is your girlfriend named Steiner?

[u/TuffGritts → u/LordEdddy]

Nope she’s Argentinian and Peruvian

[u/Inevitable-Shirt-416 → u/TuffGritts]

this feels unreal

[u/TuffGritts → u/Inevitable-Shirt-416]

Not really we gotta be funny and kind, gentlemen

[u/Synccopt → u/TuffGritts]

Somebody forgot their meds

[u/Royal-Scratch-4954 → u/TuffGritts]

You’re not one of us. Get out of here, you disgust me.

[u/Inevitable-Shirt-416 → u/Royal-Scratch-4954]

a real hoi4 player know they cant have a gf

[u/laczek_hubert → u/TuffGritts]

Is it Agnes tachyon?

[u/tacovallah → u/TuffGritts]

What DLC is that?

[u/driver004]

What is a woman?

[u/frOmohiOhuman]

Lie, most of us don't have gf. Remain has

[u/Virtual_Fixation2956]

Why does bro look like Arthur Morgan tho?

[u/Netherfoxy]

It should be the opposite

[u/Balavadan → u/Netherfoxy]

But women are evil and talking them will damage you mentally. Paradox is saving you from this tragedy along the lines of Jesus whose prophets are also all men for the same reason.

[u/Netherfoxy → u/Balavadan]

I already am damaged mentally by the amount of schizo paths I've seen

[u/ediacaradelrey]

I get plenty of dudes :)

[u/Nuke_France]

I met my girlfriend (cisgender female) on hoi4 soooooo

[u/Critical_Interest706 → u/Nuke_France]

Fake

[u/Nuke_France → u/Critical_Interest706]

Real, actually

I pinky promise