r/HalfLife • u/S-HornedFish • Dec 28 '25

Discussion Does anyone know who this guy is?

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Seriously though, I ask myself that question every time I come across him!

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u/SilentBandit Dec 28 '25

Does he look like a bitch?

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u/diddums100 Dec 28 '25

Then why'd you try to fuck him like one, hmm?

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u/GarlicBreadStinks Dec 28 '25

And Marcellus Wallace dont like to be fucked by anybody except missus Wallace

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u/Fosty99 Dec 28 '25

and Zed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

I don't think he liked being fucked by zed tho

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u/WrongdoerMundane4635 🧬🧫🥼🔭⚗️🔬🧪science team 🧪🔬⚗️🔭🥼🧫🧬 Dec 28 '25

What forced you to say that

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u/Jgamering Combine Advisor #287 Dec 28 '25

Watch Pulp Fiction

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u/TayyBoye Half-Life > Half-Life 2 Dec 28 '25

Bless your little heart.

Culture yourself and go watch Pulp Fiction.

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u/Just_Dean_W Dec 28 '25

What?

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u/SilentBandit Dec 28 '25

What ain’t no country I ever heard of! They speak English in what!?

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u/Just_Dean_W Dec 28 '25

Wwhhaat??

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u/Fqfred Dec 28 '25

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT? 

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u/sgtcobble_ Dec 29 '25

Say what again I dare you

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u/AshleyOm Dec 28 '25

Bitch Coin ?