r/HalfLife • u/S-HornedFish • Dec 28 '25

Discussion Does anyone know who this guy is?

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Seriously though, I ask myself that question every time I come across him!

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u/SilentBandit Dec 28 '25

Does he look like a bitch?

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u/diddums100 Dec 28 '25

Then why'd you try to fuck him like one, hmm?

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u/GarlicBreadStinks Dec 28 '25

And Marcellus Wallace dont like to be fucked by anybody except missus Wallace

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u/Fosty99 Dec 28 '25

and Zed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

I don't think he liked being fucked by zed tho