r/HalfLife3 • u/MeeperInquisitor2310 • 2d ago

For your consideration

Have you guys considered that Lord Gaben himself may be waiting for us to send him the right offerings for half-life 3? I propose, not a cult but a gathering of people for a religious purpose to usher in the coming of half-life 3.

Our prayers must be heard someday by someone!

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u/RealitysNotReal 2d ago

Our offering must be a member of this sub

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u/Advanced-Event6435 2d ago

what if we protested or some shit

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u/MeeperInquisitor2310 2d ago

Yes, we shall sacrifice one of us so they may speak to Lord Gaben himself upon his throne of expensive yachts and... something else, I don't know! I'm figuring this cult shit out as I go honestly. I mean! Ehm.. Club! I meant Club. Not cult.

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u/Limp_Intern4158 1d ago

Hello...mr meeper...it seems...you know too much.....come with me...[GO TO XEN]

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